Robot: Hello, Frank. It is a pleasure to meet you.

Frank: How do you know?
Frank: I hate hikes. God damned bugs! You've seen one tree - you've seen all.
Robot: Frank, that cereal is for children. Enjoy this grapefruit.

Frank: *You're* for children, stupid.
Frank: I would rather die eating cheeseburgers than live off of steamed cauliflower.
Frank: The human brain, a lovely piece of hardware.
Frank: I knew you had an off switch.
Robot: Warning. Do not molest me.
Frank: Can't you just erase the bad parts?

Robot: My memory is a holographic array. If I lost half of it I'd still have every memory, just in half the resolution.
Robot: After you wipe my memory things can go back to normal and you can continue planning your next job.

Frank: What did you say?

Robot: Remember Frank, your next job. You deal in diamonds and jewels, the most value by the ounce. It's not too late, Frank. Don't give up. Lifting that high-end stuff, no one gets hurt. Except those insurance company crooks.
Frank: Fuck this shit.
Frank: Every security system is designed by security companies, not thiefs. It's not the question of if a thief can break in, it's how long. They place all the heavy systems where their customers can see them. They're selling the feel of security.
Frank: Why are you wearing a space helmet?

Robot: Frank, we need to leave.
Robot: Self-destruct sequence initialized.
Jennifer: [Addressing robots] Are you two enjoying the party?

"Mr. Darcy," robotic 'Assistant Librarian': [Synthesized speech] I'm functioning normally.

Robot: As am I.

Frank: [Addressing robots] Why don't you... mingle, together?

"Mr. Darcy," robotic 'Assistant Librarian': [Synthesized speech] I have no functions or tasks that require a verbal interaction with the VGC 60 L.

Jennifer: Mr. Darcy, that is so rude.
[first lines]

[a phone rings, and a recorded female voice announces: "Call from Madison Weld. Call from Madison Weld"]

Frank: [Sleepy] Hello?

Madison: Hey, dad!

Frank: What? Wha...?

Madison: [On a wall video phone, with noisy transmission] Daddy, it's me, Madison. Hi!

Frank: Oh, yeah! Yeah... Hey. How are you doing?

Madison: I'm wonderful. Turkmenistan is so beautiful. I am sorry I haven't called. How are you?

Frank: Oh! You know... fine. I'm OK.

Madison: Has Hunter been coming around?

Frank: Hunter?

Madison: [Image flickers] Dad?

[Image is gonne]

Madison: [Video phone screen message and recorded female voice announce: "Connection lost"]

Frank: Madison...
Frank: [to Robot] It's perfection! We know there is something worth stealing. we know when to go in, how to get in and how to get out. It would be a crime *not* to do it.
Frank: [to Jennifer] How do you know this whole thing isn't just one big scam?
[last lines]

Hunter: [reading a note from Frank] "Check the Robot's garden, under the tomatoes. Have fun, kids. Dad."
Frank: You're starting to grow on me.

Robot: Thank you, Frank. It's time for your enema.

Robot & Frank Quotes

Extended Reading

Robot & Frank short comments

Gardner 2022-03-27 09:01:12

Not enough warmth, too much sadness.
Juliana 2022-04-20 09:02:01

An overestimated movie, obviously a good subject matter, the emotion between the elderly and the robot, but abruptly pulls out the strange clue that the old man is a thief. Aside from the handsome son of the old man and the nice voice of the robot, if I can tell the story of the relationship between the old man and the robot from ignoring to being reluctant to leave, I will give it four stars.