S. Darko Quotes

  • [first lines]

    Corey: Only two more good mornings.

    Sam: Only one more day.

    Corey: We're so perfect.

    Sam: Immaculate.

  • Corey: [about Sam] See, she's an ice queen. You need a flamethrower to get inside that.

  • Sam: Four days, 17 hours, 26 minutes, 31 seconds. That is when the world will end.

  • Agatha: [about Iraq Jack] He should've died up on that windmill.

    Corey: I was thinking we chop off his balls and stone him.

    Sam: Light him on fire if gas was wasn't so expensive.

  • Pastor John: I used to be like you.

    Corey: What, you had a training bra?

    Pastor John: Not exactly. But when I was your age, I experienced things that made me feel like God didn't exist. Maybe you've experienced something like that too.

    Sam: You don't know anything about me.

    Pastor John: I can see that you're in pain.

    Sam: I'm alive.

    Pastor John: Is that how you see life?

    Sam: Till farts taste like cherries, yeah.

    Corey: What do you think God's farts taste like?

    Sam: Marshmallow Peeps.

  • Corey: Why can't I touch you?

    Billy: 'Cause we'll explode.

  • Jeremy: This - This is - This is impossible!

    Sam: What? The fireworks?

    Jeremy: No. The tesseracts!

  • Pastor John: You girls new in town?

    Sam: Just passing through.

    Pastor John: Well, you gonna be around a little while, you might as well stop and get some pizza at my Bible study. Lot of fun.

    Corey: Oh, I'm satanic.

    [gesturing to Sam]

    Corey: She's half-Jehovah, quarter Jew and a tiny bit retarded.

    Pastor John: Well, we're nondenominational. We accept all types, even those with horns.

  • [last lines]

    Randy: Where you gonna go?

    Sam: Virginia.

    Randy: What's it like?

    Sam: Sucks.

  • [At Randy's party, Jeremy loses his glasses]

    Sam: [leans over and hands them to him]

    Jeremy: Right under my nose.

    [holding out her $20]

    Jeremy: I wanted to buy your lunch.

    Sam: That's sweet.

    Jeremy: I don't usually come to these kind of things.

    Sam: So, uh, why'd you come to this one?

  • Trudy: Canejo Springs used to be a decent place... then came the drugs and... anus sex.

  • Trudy: I have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.

    Sam: Really? What's he like?

    Trudy: He's big and strong... tan... lots of muscles... he's got lightning bolts shooting out of his eyes.

  • Pastor John: Well, if you want to be born again, you have to forget the past.

  • Sam: Good thing sinners can repent, right?

Extended Reading
  • Samson 2022-03-23 09:03:06

    Movies that you don't understand can only get bad reviews, just a few young people, elder sister and younger sister, after a while, the younger sister died, and then the elder sister died, but in the end, only the man who watched Meteor at the beginning died, and everything went back to the beginning. Really boring movie, there is also a boy in red, feathers, and what does the priest mean? It's an inexplicable movie, I don't know what to express, it's not as good as the first one, this one will not count

  • Pinkie 2022-03-25 09:01:19

    What kind of rubbish, so good-looking 1, I can't even understand the first part of the second part, rely on