Spies in Disguise Quotes

  • Lance Sterling: Walter, what did you do?

    Walter Beckett: Pigeons are everywhere, and nobody notices them! It's the most perfect form a spy can take!

    Lance Sterling: UNBIRD ME, RIGHT NOW!

    [Ursula, the female pigeon tries to cuddle with Lance]

    Lance Sterling: Stop, girl! Seriously!

  • Lance Sterling: Let the beat drop.

  • Lance Sterling: Ah, that's hot. That's hot.

  • Lance Sterling: You poisoned me!

    Walter Beckett: That's not even my department.

  • Lance Sterling: [after laying an egg] Walter, what happens in the submarine stays in the submarine.

  • Walter Beckett: I should have a codename. Bond. Hydrogen Bond.

  • Walter Beckett: What if I could make you... pause for effect, drumroll please... disappeeeear?

    Lance Sterling: What?

    Walter Beckett: Disappeeeear.

    Lance Sterling: Why are you saying it like that?

    Walter Beckett: For effeeeect.

  • Lance Sterling: Why am I eating food off the floor? Why does it taste amazing?

  • Lance Sterling: [dismissing Walter] Millennials

  • Killian: [on Lance in Japanese to the Yukuza] Make It Hurt!

  • [truth serum spray goes loose]

    Marcy: I have five cats, each named after a member of New Kids on the Block!

    Lance: I love New Kids!

    Marcy: John, Joey, Jordan, Donnie and Danny!

    Killian: I really want to hurt you right now.

  • [Walter throws something at Killian]

    Killian: Breadcrumbs?

    [every pigeon gets alert and looks at Killian]

    Walter: They're gluten-free!

    [the pigeons go for Killian]

  • Walter: Why are you running from the Agency?

    [as Walter tries to help him up]

    Lance: Get off me! I'm running, because there's a bad guy out there with my face, and now I have to try to stop him from hurting people while being a bird. And thank you for that. Thank you very much for that. You know what? You're fired again. Double fired!

    Walter: Mm, I don't think that's a thing.

    Lance: Oh, it's a thing. It's a thing now!

  • Marcy: Would you look at that? There's a man with a robot hand wearing your face who took the M9 Assassin. Guess I owe you an apology.

    Lance: Ok. Go ahead.

    Marcy: No, that was it. That was the apology.

    Lance: Oh. I accept.

    Marcy: But you gotta admit, it was a little Scooby-Doo.

    Lance: Oh, 100% Scooby-Doo.

  • Lance: What? No we cant just kill her, that's dark Lovie

  • [first lines]

    Wendy: Walter, have you seen my tweezers?

    Young Walter: [Walter is pulling something open with tweezers which explodes shooting off and smashing a coffee mug] Um, sorry. Did you need that mug?

    Wendy: I needed that coffee.

  • Walter Beckett: [after Kimura is sprayed with truth serum] Kimura, what is your biggest secret?

    Kimura: I peed in the pool.

  • [repeated line]

    Lance Sterling: I fly solo.

  • Walter Beckett: [Sterling has just been transformed into a pigeon] Can you see me?

    Lance Sterling: I can see everything!

    Lance Sterling: Why can I see you and my butt at the same time?

  • Lance Sterling: Let's get weird.

    Walter Beckett: Boom.

Spies in Disguise

Director: Troy Quane

Language: English,Japanese,Spanish,Korean Release date: December 25, 2019