Swept Away Quotes

  • [complaining to her husband]

    Amber: I did not fly all the way from New York City to wherever the fuck we are to get on that!

    Tony: How many vacations have you enjoyed? You wanted to try something new.

    Amber: New? Tell me, how new does that look? It's got a fucking chimney, Anthony!

  • [trying to entice Amber into the water]

    Tony: Oh, come on in. It's clean as a whistle.

    Amber: Depends on who's been blowing in the whistle, doesn't it?

  • [while they all play poker]

    Marina: Stop being such a pussy, Michael.

  • [to Guiseppe, while adrift at sea]

    Amber: I can't believe you came all the way out here without a fucking cell phone!

  • Amber: What have you done to me?

    Guiseppe: What you needed doing to you. Don't you like it?

    Amber: It's OK.

  • Tony: Would you show my wife the gym?

    Guiseppe: Wait here!

    [takes out an exercise bike]

    Guiseppe: YOUR GYM, MADAM!

    Amber: ANTHONY!

  • Guiseppe: Run, my little vixen... run, run!

  • Amber: I'm bored.

    Debi: I know it. What are we gonna do?

    Marina: Just have a martini, pop a pill, and fuck my husband. Everyone else does.

  • Amber: Come on. Come on. If you haven't got money, I'll take jewelry and shoes.

    Michael: That's enough. I fold. I have no interests in playing get-fucked-quick with Imelda Marcos here.

  • Amber: Are we being punished because we are rich? Is that the problem?

    Captain: No, Madam. I love money. If you weren't rich you wouldn't be here in the beautiful place in the middle of the sea. No. No. No punishment here. We love you. We love your money more.

  • Guiseppe: What she said about the fishes? What is the fucking bitch complaining about now?

    Amber: Captain, did one of your crew members just swear in front of me?

    Captain: Oh, no, no. You mean fu-ken. This is the Italian name of the fishes. He doesn't think it's a very good fishes.

    Amber: Fu-ken is the name of the fish?

    Captain: Yes, ma'am.

    Amber: Well, I don't care if its fu-ken, puking, or a fucking Kung Fu King! I want that fish and I want it tonight.

  • Guiseppe: I don't wanna have an orgy with you, Captain. Go to bed. Idiot!

  • Amber: My advice to you is--to get the fucking dinghy down.

  • Amber: Are you scared, Nature Boy?

    Guiseppe: Scared? I'm a fisherman. I was conceived on the crest of a wave and born in the belly of a boat. What is the meaning of this word scared?

  • Amber: Where is God when you need him?

  • Guiseppe: We have landed on a deserted island.

    Amber: Deserted?

    Guiseppe: Nothing. No lawyers. No phones. No gyms. Nothing.

    Amber: That's impossible, you idiot. It's not 1492, for God's sake!

  • Amber: I don't believe you.

    Guiseppe: It's a fact.

    Amber: Fact, my ass.

  • Amber: It's not your place to argue with me. You fucked up the engine. You got us lost at sea. You made me sink the dinghy. You can't navigate! Oh, fuck it! You can't reason with a hairy black midget!

  • Guiseppe: What you want? You want to share my bed? What kind of person are you, huh? You wish to corrupt me. I am the master and you're my slave!

    Amber: Don't flatter yourself.

    Guiseppe: Pigs keep warm with leaves.

    Amber: Pigs! I would rather fuck a pig than kiss you, monkey boy!

  • Guiseppe: You think I'm staring at your ass? Big deal. As if I were. Now, what about when you and your friends were sprawled out in the sun with all your tits hanging out, huh? Yes, I said tits. As if we didn't exist! Remember? Of course you do, dirty sluts. Show me your tits now! Hear me? Keep on playing that, there. Are you bashful? Oh, madam is bashful! How come you were not embarrassed before, heh? Undress!

    Amber: Filthy pig!

    Guiseppe: Oh, you fighting back at last. Come here. I'll teach you a lesson.

  • Guiseppe: Your loins will burn with desire, with crazy passion. Like a sickness! I'll get under your skin, under your head, your heart, your belly! I'm going to be your god! Is that clear?

Swept Away

Director: Guy Ritchie

Language: English,Greek,Italian Release date: October 11, 2002

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