Thank You for Your Service Quotes

  • Adam Schumann: [while having sex, Adam hallucinates Saskia getting hit with gunfire] Get off!

    [he starts panting]

    Saskia Schumann: What happened? What did I do? I don't understand. Tell me what to do. I need you to talk to me, Adam. It's time. I've given you months!

    Adam Schumann: I thought we were broke, and you're buying fucking lingerie!

    Adam Schumann: I thought you were fine. You're lying to me, I found your VA questionnaire, everything's a lie!

    Saskia Schumann: I'm not lying.

    Saskia Schumann: You're fucked up! You're not looking for a job! You're sick and I can't do anything if you don't fucking talk to me, Adam!

    Adam Schumann: I have to be sick or I can't get my benefits.

    Saskia Schumann: So you don't want to die? It was multiple choice and you said you wanted to die. Was that a lie? Hmm? Adam.

    Adam Schumann: [sighs] I don't know.

    Saskia Schumann: I wanna go to the VA with you next time.

    Adam Schumann: All right.

  • Saskia Schumann: You should have told me I was married to a hero.

    Adam Schumann: I'm not a hero.

    Saskia Schumann: [sighs] Hero enough.

    Adam Schumann: I just wanna get back into our house.

    Saskia Schumann: Me too. We're not that far off.

    Adam Schumann: Oh, yeah? Did you win the Powerball and not tell me?

    Saskia Schumann: Amanda loaned us some money.

    Adam Schumann: Amanda Doster?

    Saskia Schumann: Yeah. We were at Will's funeral and she offered.

    Adam Schumann: What the fuck are you doing?

    Saskia Schumann: I told her we were trying to get back into our house.

    Adam Schumann: Do you not fucking get that she has that money because her husband's dead? And that her husband is dead because of me? What the fuck, Saskia?

    [Saskia sighs]

    Adam Schumann: Fucking Christ.

  • Saskia Schumann: He wants to kill himself, and you want him to work at a gun range?

    Adam Schumann: It's a tank range. You think I could kill myself with a tank?

    Saskia Schumann: Maybe.

    Adam Schumann: It would take some serious planning.

    Saskia Schumann: Well, you're pretty fucking resourceful.