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Luis Saucedo: Hey, good evening, Daisy.
Daisy Rain: Hey Louis, what happened?
Luis Saucedo: They were working on the electrical system today. Junction box shorted out while someone was working. Blew him right through a third floor window.
Daisy Rain: Oh, my God! That's awful.
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Nell Barrows: Hi there, are any of these washers free?
Chas Rooker: Yup, come on in. Don't mind me, just foldin' my skivvies.
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Nell Barrows: Were you aiming for Dante's Third or Fourth Circle of Hell?
Steven Barrows: It was just bad timing.
Nell Barrows: Honey, "bad timing" is arriving late for dinner. This is fire-bombing the restaurant.
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Byron McLieb: I just wanted to welcome you guys. I know it's a bit of a shock with all the hub-bub and emergency personel, but we're really a quiet building... Did I give you the storage key?
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Byron McLieb: Any fix-it problems you have, just call Ned at extension 10.
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Byron McLieb: [over the intercom in Nell and Stevens Apartment, said in a British Accent] Luis, the Vice Chancellor will be here at 3 for finger sandwiches.
Luis Saucedo: All right, Byron.
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Chas Rooker: It's not about what can get in; it's about what's already here.
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Saffron Kirby: So, do you hear all that hammering?
Nell Barrows: What?
Saffron Kirby: It's late at night and it never stops. Sometimes I think it's stuck inside my head.
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Luis Saucedo: Here you go. Catch.
[tosses water bottle to Julia]
Julia Cunningham: You're a lifesaver.
Luis Saucedo: Hey, it's a full-time job with you, isn't it? All this huffin' and puffin' and runnin' around in circles to get back to where you started.
Julia Cunningham: One of these days I'm gonna get you to come with me.
Luis Saucedo: Oh no, I'm a stand-in-one-place kinda guy.
Julia Cunningham: It's working.
[does a spin]
Luis Saucedo: Oooh yeah!
Julia Cunningham: Night, Louis.
Luis Saucedo: Night.
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Chas Rooker: Separation between life and death is not the same for him. He was a coffin birth, fighting his way out of his mother's womb as she laid in her casket. The mourners heard his cries, pulled him out. He was born of death.
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