Saying that the uncle had a stab wound, and when he watched her take out the phone from somewhere, although it was the back camera, the uncle's expression... In fact, the uncle did not What expression, a paralyzed face. My expression was an instant cramp. It was so obscene that I actually used my phone as a "vibrator". This is the ultimate cold joke. Naked female MM is naked until she dies... Haha~
It's not enough to torture Uncle Ma, the ugly fat uncle Steve (played by the Mexican gang boss Torrez), and he didn't kill him, he even hugged his wife and slashed in front of him Head... It's really dehumanizing and depraved. But... Uncle Fat still let Uncle Ma go.
So there is a later story.
So the beautiful Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, and Michelle Rodriguez all appeared, although I didn't know who was who at first... The beauties all look alike.
The few scenes in which Jessica and Michelle played against each other were really beautiful.
Alas, reminds me of the stupid man in "Banner Road", how many beautiful and strong girls he has killed ~ even if the reality in the film is that those girls are going to kill him. Pull away.
It is said that every time I see such a tough beauty, and a super gentleman and a low-key tough guy Uncle Ma appear, I really hope that there will be a more glamorous scene - the result is only the kiss at the end, and the rich man in the movie. The mother and daughter of the drug lord father, Uncle Ma, pool 3P (hey...isn't it enough for one old and one young beauties to be naked?!).
Of course, the priest kills the enemy with a gun, saying "God has mercy I don't.", destroying a minion, it is as handsome as a god. So much so that he was nailed to a cross later, and a perverted Wolverine-looking uncle was stigmatized with the rich drug lord father, which was really annoying.
However, the rich drug lord father is still quite handsome... His "I love April" password is really shocking, and that Love is still a pink heart. Is there an adultery between the father and the daughter? It shouldn't be, it's purely a father-daughter relationship, so later, Miss Lindsay went to avenge her father in a nun's black robe.
In addition, I found that Uncle Ma really has weapons everywhere, all kinds of household tools, medical equipment, and even human intestines (this paragraph is too speechless, just after discussing that the intestines are 16 feet long, the uncle pulls the intestines as a downhill rope I used it. When I was watching it, I was thinking: wow, the resilience of the intestines is so good, so good! I really watched bloody violent horror movies recently and became corrupt.) Jessica Alba, the ICE agent MM There are guns and weapons everywhere in the house, just like there are tissue trash cans everywhere in my house (Hey! Is this comparable?!)
When the uncle met Jessica, he said - today you are the second to carry me Beauty~
Even I am envious of his beauty! ! ! !
But when I saw the uncle pulling the handbrake and grabbing the gun at Jessica MM, I was full of resentment, please, even if you are nervous, you can't treat beautiful women like this.
Of course, there are lessons from the naked girl... I really have to guard against it.
Later, when I was cutting vegetables, I felt the detective girl's cooking skills... What did she cook? ! FBI special food? !
The moment Michelle's head was shot, I thought, why don't you just hang up like this, it's too hateful.
Sure enough, he went into battle blindfolded... even more handsome. Moreover, she went directly to the battle with tube tops and hot pants, and all kinds of superb fights did not lose the big sister Mao in "Full Metal Frenzy". God, how can there be such a beautiful and capable girl? !
After watching all kinds of B-level movies (because of translation work, I personally don’t have this hobby...), horror movies, etc. for a long time, I found that for those strong and beautiful girls, they really have no immunity. . Whether it's a positive role or a villain, such as the heroine in "Banner Road" mentioned earlier (of course, she is not particularly powerful), and Jailbait (translated name is calamity girl), then The girl is so amazing, she is obviously a eldest sister in her late thirties, she looks like a tender loli of fifteen or sixteen years old, and she is extremely YD, and her pole dancing poses are extremely beautiful. I was so impressed with her when I saw it. What else, in a certain jungle movie, four girls are hunted down, and one of them is a powerful "hunter", which is really not easy. (Although those girls, compared with all the beauties mentioned above, are not beauties...)
Of course, the girl Tang in Lust, Caution is also such a strong girl both in the film and in reality.
In the end, I found out... I really have an uncle's heart. Although a tough guy like Uncle Ma is also very handsome and exciting, the girls have too much halo and aura!
(Perhaps there is such a strong aura and beautiful teacher relationship in life. Teacher X, Teacher C, you are like those tough heroines in the film, who are all powerful in the dangerous and difficult language world!)
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