Not making a decision is actually the worst decision~

Nannie 2021-12-16 08:01:13

As a person who has been in love for eight years before getting married, I think I am qualified to comment on this marriage movie. I would say that this movie was made so well, it is the best of all movies of the same type that I have watched recently. Although it is a bit tedious and even boring, it is very realistic (you may not be able to watch it by yourself in front of a computer). In fact, life is not like this. Sometimes you will feel boring and can’t live, but life still has to go on. The tepid language of the lens clearly shows the current single men’s and women’s views on marriage and love, which are like a mild medicine, but the stamina

film becomes more exciting as you go back, and the lines inside are even more sharp, such as "Not making a decision is actually The worst decision", and the harsh words to the heroes and heroines in the next two episodes, which is simply too right. In my opinion, it is actually the director mocking you and me in the real society through the language of the lens. I believe This film hits all interested people on the scene like a heart attacking bullet;

considering the content of the film and individual shots, this film is not suitable for everyone to watch. I personally feel that it is more suitable for experiencing some sincere emotional stories. Have talked about a sincere relationship at least 2-3 times, or have a relationship with someone who has considered marital issues to appreciate, otherwise it must be playing the piano to a cow.

If you really understand this movie, I believe you will be better at marriage and love. The above are purely personal opinions. Any similarity is purely coincidental haha.

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Extended Reading
  • Edgardo 2022-03-25 09:01:09

    The main character is really ugly. . .

  • Hugh 2022-03-25 09:01:09

    love is getting along

The Five-Year Engagement quotes

  • Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Elmo thinks you should do what you feel is right.

    Violet Barnes: Well, I don't really know what I think is right. I think just, time will tell.

    Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Elmo thinks time will tell.

    Violet Barnes: Could you mind not doing that because you're repeating what I'm saying.

    Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Elmo thinks you should shit or get off the pot.

    Violet Barnes: [Impression of Cookie Monster] But me think that's a really rude thing to say, Elmo.

    Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] But Elmo says it's been almost five years! Almost five years! You either love him or you don't!

    Violet Barnes: [Impression of Cookie Monster] Me love him but it's very complicated. Cookie doesn't get everything handed to him on a silver platter like Elmo.

    Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Cookie does a career he wanted. Tom moved to Michigan so Cookie could work okay? Elmo wanted to be a kinesiologist but instead, Elmo is cleaning puke off her shirt every day!

    Violet Barnes: [Impression of Cookie Monster] Well maybe as nice as little elmos are, Elmo should have considered using protection! C is for condom! That's good enough for me!

    Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Elmo is very happy with Elmo's little elmos okay? Elmo would just like a break! Once in a while! Elmo never gets a break!

    Violet Barnes: [Impression of Cookie Monster] Fine! This is fine! But this is precisely why Cookie wants to take the time to consider if he's picked the right cookie for his life!

    Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Well maybe Elmo thinks there is no right cookie, you just pick one and take a bite!

    Violet Barnes: [softly] Alright.

  • Audrey: Hi! I missed you today.

    Tom Solomon: That's nice.

    [pauses]

    Tom Solomon: Listen, I need to talk to you about something, Audrey.

    Audrey: What's behind those eyes, Tom?

    Tom Solomon: My ex-fiance has been on my mind a lot and I feel like that's something I need to explore.

    Audrey: Well, she's an old bitch! There, I just explored it for you. Done?

    Tom Solomon: It's hard to have this conversation with you.

    Audrey: You need to explore it, Tom? You were with her for five fucking years. That's a really long time. What else is there to learn about her?

    [yells]

    Tom Solomon: I don't really know the answer to that but I just think I need to find out.

    Audrey: What are you thinking? You're so stupid. You're so stupid! You're gonna leave me? You're gonna leave this for saggy tits and a loose vagina? Really? Oh God!

    Tom Solomon: I'm sorry to do this to you.

    Audrey: Shut the fuck up! You know what? You should just go, Tom. Just go! Go! Go have fun with your old woman. Go fucking read at night together. You can go through menopause together and you can go get your little prostates checked. Check each other for lumps all the time and do those kinds of things together. Then go get some Crocs so your back doesn't hurt. And then you can go walk on the beach and fuck each other with your gross, wrinkly balls.

    [pauses]

    Audrey: That's another thing. You're getting fucking fat! It's really hard to have sex with someone when you can't breathe underneath them. Can't breathe! Like I feel like I'm going to die every time!

    [sighs]

    Audrey: You should leave. I'm gonna say mean things.

    Tom Solomon: Goodbye.