Pigs who don’t want to go to the Maldives are not good pigs

Josie 2021-10-13 13:05:43


A girl told me that she really wanted to go to Fiji.

I can't think of any special benefits in Fiji. "I think there is not much difference between Fiji and the belly button. They are both places that I am not interested in and too lazy to explore. The only difference is that the belly button can be reached as soon as I reach out, and Fiji has to travel thousands of miles to reach it. "

Because, this is where my ex-boyfriend wants to go the most." The

two have been separated for 3 years, and the girl has changed several boyfriends. She has never forgotten this ex-boyfriend who wants to go to Fiji.

"Actually, I don't even remember what he looked like. He looks a bit handsome, but it is the type who stands next to the protagonist and acts as a thug in the movie. It is considered to be upright, but it has no characteristics. The temper is very docile and there is not much money. Compared with the later ones, it should be said to be unremarkable. But I can’t forget that he had this wish to go to Fiji. It is because of this special wish that he looks a little different."

"What did he say about Fiji in the past? ? " "

we have to see the night sky in the Peak night view of the city lights ah, twinkling. he told me that Fiji had a seaweed night when the glow, floated in the sea, like the city The lights are the same. One day, he will take me to see."

I coughed and asked, "You don't like Robert De Niro, do you?"

"Why are you asking about this?"

"You don't like Al Pasi either. No, right?"

"They are too old. You know my idol is Orlando Bloom!..."

I want to make sure that this girl will never see Robert De Niro and Al Pa Xino co-starred in the movie "The Wire of Fire", so she can continue to maintain this romantic memory of her ex-boyfriend who has blurred her face. "I'm going to Fiji to see seaweeds that flicker like lights." His ex-boyfriend completely copied Robert De Niro's dialogue from a beautiful bookstore clerk without changing anything. It's really lazy!

This thing made me realize a secret, how to make myself stand out without any effort.

You have to tell others that you have a particular place you want to go. Usually, this place is not within the range of the X-Day Tour of the travel agency, and it is best if the rabbit does not bother to shit there. Although it does not have to be far away from the earth, it definitely takes a long journey. And you have to have a reason that sounds cool. Not because there are exciting casinos there, there are sexy ladyboy shows, there will be countless aventures there.

In this era, talking about ideals is somewhat ridiculous, but talking about ideal places is something that pigs also like. Even if the scenery inside the pigsty is beautiful and moving, it would be nice to be fascinated by the Maldives!

Anyone who likes Piggy McDull will remember that he has a big wish: to go to the Maldives, where the blue sky and white clouds, the shadow of the coconut trees, the clear water and the white sand. Everyone would think that this is really a maverick pig. McDull merged with his Maldives, exuding a charming charm, just as the ex-boyfriend and Fiji seaweed were shining in the memories of a girl who had never seen "The Wire".

There is also a movie I like "The Shawshank's Redemption". Andy Dufran, sentenced to permanent imprisonment, told his inmates that he wanted to spend the rest of his life in a small Mexican town called Zihuatanejo, where the water was as blue as a dream.

Andy lost everything he had, including the most precious freedom, but no one could deprive him of his ideal place. Because of his longing for Zihuatanejo, he was inspired to escape from prison. "Zihuatanejo", the name I also like very much, it makes me always imagine that the sea water there can be swigged like Chivas. Uh, isn’t it best to go to Zihuatanejo with a truck full of Master Kong green tea?

Speaking of this, you will find that their ideal places are all related to the sea. This fully proves the fact that the origin of life is in the ocean, and only returning home can make a moving heart completely cease. And I already live by the sea. I was soaked into a salted fish by the sea. I haven't found an ideal place yet. It's really distressing.

If I still can’t get rid of this kind of distress and feel that life is boring, I still need to find a place to end it. I may remember the Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge that I had studied in textbooks when I was a child. I was still fascinated at that time, so I should just go there. .

Walking and walking, I finally reached the Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge. I didn't expect that this place had become a holy place for suicide, and there were already more than 2,000 people here to kill themselves. An artist scribbled a slogan there in order to prevent suicides from coming in: Where is the capital of Madagascar?

The artist's vision is that a suicide leaning on the railing, his eyes straightened, and he was completely absorbed in his own affairs, feeling that his affairs were bigger than the sky. At this time, he saw the line "Where is the capital of Madagascar?" After a while-its role is to lift people out of desperate emotions.

In fact, this question has another profound meaning that the artist has never imagined: to make an ideal place for a person who has no tomorrow. Madagascar, although I don't know what it is, the name has a kind of pride in "starting the motor". Go to the unnamed capital of Madagascar. Please keep your eyes far away, not down.

If you have no idea, turn the globe and quickly buy an ideal place for yourself. No down payment, no mortgage, why not do it. Its significance is even greater than the house you live in now.

Because pigs who don't want to go to the Maldives are not good pigs. Comrades who don’t want to go to Madagascar are not good comrades...

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