A magical movie

Kaitlin 2021-12-19 08:01:06

Diving for a long time,
my first appearance... I wanted to comment on "very bad", but suddenly I thought that this movie is so bad that it’s not easy for me to surface, so I gave it to "OK".
I know very well that this is a simple, violent movie, full of cheap plasma and countless poses. But I didn't expect that being bad to make people bleed is also a kind of skill. A pair of heavily armed American soldiers was caught by two small pistols, but a mob of drug lords was able to destroy this pair of soldiers directly without injury. I really want to shout at the computer: Silly B! You have a gun in your hand! It's still M16!
Of course, Brother Dao is still brave and invincible, with a knife in his hand, no matter how many guns you have. Men and women are both old and young. What about being hung up? A phone call can be done, and the phone can be answered by wiping his neck indifferently, posing like Brother Knife is invincible.
I can understand the simplicity, and I like violence. But simple violence and silly B are two different things, obviously this movie belongs to the latter

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Extended Reading
  • Zander 2022-04-20 09:01:45

    It is not so much an action movie as it is a fantasy and sci-fi. In addition to the protagonist of the Undying King Kong, the supporting roles filled with stars are as diligent as the clothes of the catwalk models on the runway. Tons of flesh and blood can completely bring the audience into the director's self-healing carnival party. ★★☆

  • Ibrahim 2021-12-19 08:01:06

    A very smart kid imitated a stupid in class once, everyone laughed; he felt that he was popular, so he continued to imitate the stupid, and he tried to model the stupid every day, becoming more and more like a real stupid; Later, he became too deep into the play, and he really became a fool. (Xing Fang/Machete 1/Machete 2)

Machete Kills quotes

  • Miss San Antonio: So now what happens?

    Luz: Ask the last guy who shot my eye out.

  • Luz: I can't see, but I can still kick your ass.

    Voz: That's why I'm taking you with me.