Seriously, no more 2, no more 2

Eryn 2022-04-20 09:01:44

In order to use up my stupid membership card, I was damned and watched "The Three Musketeers" (it is said that the Taiwanese translation is called "Battle of the Clouds". For the first time, I had to express my deep respect for Wanwan. , If the translated name of the mainland is as thorough and honest as you, why should I spend such a waste of money!).
Musketeer okay?
gun!
Not three gunners!
And the gun is still on the boat!
And the boat can still fly!
And it's the 17th century!
hey, what's going on?
Yes, I haven't read the original
but don't fucking think I don't know that there were no airships in 17th century Europe!
But don't you fucking think that I don't know that Louis XIII is not a pustule!
But don't you fucking think that I don't know that Richelieu is not an old wretched man!
Jin Yong pimped Wei Xiaobao and Kangxi, and
at least respected Kangxi's historical and real image
director, the movie, it's not like that!
OK, someone wants to say, the movie is not
good history, then please don't appear in France, England, Louis XIII, Richelieu, Queen Anne,
and don't call it "The Three Musketeers"
directly call it "The Battle of the Clouds". Okay
, at the end, there was such a big ticket for the airship as an Easter egg
to show that we still have "The Three Musketeers 2"
I'm fucked, really, no more 2, no more 2!

OH, by the way,
I almost forgot to mention
that the colorful 17th century airship
actually died in the hands of Notre Dame, of
course,
on the X of Notre Dame to be precise (considering that my mother may turn my space, taboo)
This is The only thing I'm happy with about this movie
Let the airship explode!

Fortunately, Beckham's boyfriend
thanked Aaron Kwok

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Extended Reading
  • Adela 2021-12-17 08:01:16

    When I was a kid, I watched the animation I watched and I didn’t feel at all.//I vaguely remember that bad woman

  • Fredrick 2022-03-27 09:01:09

    all for one one for all

The Three Musketeers quotes

  • Richelieu: Well-played. I could use men like you.

    [Richelieu holds out his hand; Aramis takes it to kiss it, then stops]

    Aramis: Ehh... I already have a job.

    Athos: I'm a drunk.

    Porthos: I'm independently wealthy.

    D'Artagnan: Thanks, but no.

    Richelieu: The day will come when you'll wish you had said "yes".

    D'Artagnan: Maybe. But not today.

  • Aramis: I know Athos may seem cold and unfeeling, but...

    Porthos: He really is cold and unfeeling.