The quality of the movie actually depends on the level of the viewers

Camylle 2022-01-06 08:01:07

I couldn't sleep last night, so I used to pick up the phone to pass the time. I turned out the movie and watched it.
In fact, you can predict whether the movie is generally good or bad by looking at its low score and unknown. I felt boring after reading it for a while, but I was still driven by my heart to finish it all. After reading it, I can’t say why, only the classic and exquisite shapes of the protagonists are deeply unforgettable.
Knowing that the movie is boring or aimless, I continue to watch the movie without going to sleep. At the same time, I feel tormented. (And before, it was just a pretty good-looking middle-aged person), how could you go to bed so capriciously late"... I kept tapping the screen to check the time, and found that it was late to go to bed, and I continued to watch again in the next second. movie. After going through the ideological struggle of thousands of times, I still haven't thought of giving up and continuing to watch! What is this not true love? !
How cheap is such true love! !
All of it only shows a lot of my own problems-boring and boring, no goals, no self-control, repeated hesitations and do not know how to solve problems, serious procrastination... How should I face you, cute and hateful Own.
If you don't get rid of all the nonsense, I'm ashamed to stay at home every day and complain that the person I love doesn't love me? You have so many problems, are you not worthy of a hobby? Even if you love you, you are just a tasteless one. Therefore, he values ​​self and is not considerate of you. Occasionally, you will be moved to tears with enthusiasm. It is all righteous, because you are low-value, have no self, and are unwilling to make efforts to change.
The ability is too small, and I want too much.
Later, I searched for related film reviews and found that although the content of the story was dull, but the costume design, makeup scenes, action design, etc. were very thoughtful. Each suit of Johnny Depp is matched with a different silk tie, which makes the whole look more retro and fashionable; Gwyneth Paltrow has a Princess of Monaco Grace Kelly style in the film Blond, always has a noble temperament, like a very elegant British lady; Oscar-level makeup designer Joel Harlow has made 30 small beards with small differences for Depp to facilitate the presentation of various kinds of action scenes. Details and the most accurate character status...
As Cai Kangyong said: "Every time you complain about one thing, praise one thing."
Come on, I believe I will become better and happier.



With wonderful film reviews:
1. Except for the dull and not serious performances, tired and childish comedy materials and unnecessary complex stories, the biggest shortcoming of the film is that there is no convincing reason for existence. (Comment on "The Playlist")

2. This is a worthless movie full of falsehoods such as frenzy and stupidity. ("New York Times" review)

3. Depp also brought us many good films. It's time to give him back, then we will pretend that this catastrophic mistake and the lowest point of acting career never existed [19]. ("New York Daily News" review)

4. Luxury cars, beauties, and mansions flashed one by one. The extravagant and gorgeous style of the film is self-evident, and Mordechai, played by Depp, turned to face the camera for the first time, giving this character a subtle With a speechless opening, Mordechai, wearing a white suit and blue tie, is well-dressed, and his eye-catching beard is neatly trimmed. The comb in his hand neatly combs his beard, fully revealing the character's narcissism. In the next few scenes, Mordecai's neurotic, cunning, and somewhat funny character was interpreted very well by Depp. (M1905 Movie Online Review)

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Extended Reading
  • Amparo 2022-01-06 08:01:07

    The selling point and highlight of this film is the male god. Other points to laugh, no laugh, no rhythm, no rhythm, and even base emotions are not decent. When two male gods meet, the one with the acting wins! So Uncle Ivan won. JD, are you planning to play the captain in various movies for the rest of your life? My love for you still has a bottom line, it's time to close the skin! My brother-in-law did what he said, and wrapped it so tightly that no hair was exposed. The silver screen without you walking the birds is lonely as snow.

  • Maia 2022-03-26 09:01:09

    Well, is this an homage to what comedy work and style? The whole film is full of snoring, plus the funny British guy is always black

Mortdecai quotes

  • [first lines]

    Mortdecai: As you may well know, I am many things. An arts dealer, an accomplished fencer, fair shot with most weapons. I am loved and respected by all who know me - slightly. But I have always felt as if there's something missing, you see. Some final piece of my personal puzzle. I needed something bold, distinctive.

    [his cocktail arrives]

    Mortdecai: Ah, thank you. The work of art with which I could declare to the heavens, I am Lord Charlie Mortdecai. And this is a little bit of magic is my mustache...

  • Mortdecai: [upon viewing a murder victim] Ugh. I think this women has need of a chiropractor.

    Martland: Bronwen Fellworthy, Oxford art restorer. Did you know here?

    Mortdecai: Slightly. I do recall a vague memory of her having once, involuntarily, one would hope, releasing a fart of such frightening power and timbre that I feared she had done herself a horrible mischief.