Director Yuan, I was wrong, what a great sword of Qingming!

Demarco 2022-04-23 07:05:57

Saying that you and Li An are just a martial artist, it's not hurting you, that's the truth. In fact, I didn't have much hope before watching this movie. It was just boring. As a result, you have refreshed the lower limit of my movie viewing. Even my little desire to watch a movie that is not painful or itchy is used by you to kill my single time. The Qingming Great Sword was brutally strangled. After watching a movie for so many years, I really have no experience of leaving the venue early. You gave me the impulse for the first time, Director Yuan, it is you who can play. I just want to ask, can we get a refund?
Again, I'm not hurting you. Who made you a director this time, or compare it to Ang Lee. Can that be compared? Can you compare? Thinking back to when you were obediently doing martial arts, those two words were awesome! A Wong Fei Hung is a classic! Your imaginative and deep traditional martial arts style design is a match made in heaven with Jet Li's stretchy, atmospheric, and grandmaster-like action performance. Luckily, Tsui Hark kicked Liu Jialiang, a rude guy who can tell his moves in a straight-forward manner, and his smart eyes chose you. At that time, you were Jin Yong, a master of martial arts. Compared with you, Liu Jialiang is the rigid and boring Liang Yusheng. Compared with you, Cheng Xiaodong is Gu Long, who is erratic and lacking in internal strength. But that's just who you used to be. (The music starts here, and the soulful singing): When you grow up, you will become a director, but you know that in that movie theater, what you gain is misappropriation, and what you leave behind is infamy...
Now you and Li An are like Liang Yusheng Gu Long is better than Jin Yong and C Robbie Messi, the former has achieved achievements through incomparable hard work, but it is still a little worse than the latter, without him and talent. There is a more appropriate example, Gu Jingzhou's purple clay pot can be worth tens of millions, but some of his apprentices can only sing about their works on TV shows like "As long as 998", why? The difference between a master and a craftsman.
Your Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: The Great Sword of Qingming is a movie work rather than a money-making product. The whole movie is full of assembly-line ingenuity, empty and boring plot. The most unbearable thing is that you have even lost the trump card on which you have become famous. The martial arts design is so cliché, isn't it a scene shot in New Zealand, at least it's a New Zealand shadowless foot pressure shock.
Is there not much to shoot? It doesn't matter if you shoot badly, it will bring disaster to Chiyu, and it will be a sin for people to misunderstand the original work. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon was adapted from Wang Dulu's work. There were several masters in martial arts novels in the Republic of China. Among them, Gong Baiyu's Twelve Money Darts and Zheng Zhengyin's Eagle Claw King belonged to the martial arts genre. These two people knew martial arts and martial arts. The fight scene is unequivocal. Huanzhu landlord belongs to heaven, he has become an immortal, and he will spit out the inner alchemy at every turn, and he is the ancient ancestor of the rich people who cultivate in the city. . Among them, Wang Dulu and Pingjiang are unworthy of being born, and they are the stories that are good at writing love and writing heroes. None of them can use martial arts, so the works are known for their twists and turns and fascinating. The above is all written from memory. Sorry if there is any mistake, it is really not from Baidu. The book brothers of these people have really read a few books, and they still have them at home.
Saying this is to prove that the rottenness of the Qingming Great Sword has nothing to do with the original book, it is Director Yuan, you are too frustrated. Of course, I can't blame you all alone. I heard that the screenwriter is a Western devil, and he knows a lot about Chinese martial arts. It's too wrong to call you one, so both of you are a setback.
The most important thing is to blame Li An, how can you build a mountain before you? Ang Lee's Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon can be said to have surpassed the original novel and has a kind of Chinese classical humanistic feeling. Every scene in it, every action scene, bamboo forest, water town, capital city, desert, is by no means simply switching and stacking, but everywhere makes people feel that this is the world of martial arts in dreams, the sword-fighting rivers and lakes in imagination.
However, Director Yuan, I have to say that you are still much taller and more particular than Laomouzi. Hey~ What do you think Laomouzi does? Ang Lee filmed Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and I gave him a hero and an ambush. Didn't he, Li An, go to Anji to take pictures of bamboo forests? I brought him big bamboo, thick, long and big. He didn't know where he was more majestic than Li An. He Li An took pictures of the water town, and I urinated in Jiuzhaigou. , that is, he is bigger than him, more beautiful than him, and overwhelms him in momentum! He Li An took lust and quit, Lao Tzu only has thirteen hairpins, thirteen to one, isn't he better than you? However, Laomouzi still has not figured it out. You can eat pancakes with two heads of garlic. Why do you have to have cat shit coffee? How good would it be to go back and play with Yu Hua obediently?
Finally, please listen to the sincere advice of a party member: this film is poisonous, please respect yourself.

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