Quotations

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01------------------- Summer (to Morty): Aren't you worried that I'll be Grandpa Rick's new favorite? Rick: It's as bullshit as a guy who can maintain a pure friendship with a beautiful female colleague. Rick (to Morty, Summer): Whatever you're asking, the answer is--because I'm pretty cool. Rick (to Morty, Summer): In my grandpa's eyes, neither of you are farts. Beth (to veterinarian): The difference between a deer and a horse is no greater than the difference between you and a doctor. (Micheal hits a deer and Beth tries to save it) Micheal (to Beth): I just hope your medical skills are as bad as my hunting skills. Rick (to Morty, Summer): A lot of the time I can't tell the difference between the two of you. Because I don't distinguish people by their height and age, but only by how annoying they are. Beth (to the deer on the operating table): The old lady will go to heaven and bring back your screaming soul! (timeline splits) Summer: You just wanted to kill yourself! Rick: I was just defending myself because I wanted to kill me first. Rick (to Morty): You're a walking sack full of shit. Fourth-dimensional person (to Rick): If you are in time, how can you move time? Morty: I'm 100% unsure about all of this. 02------------------- Rick: Those with less than eight legs are considered disabled here. Morty: What business are you talking about in the garage? As if invisible. Rick: Do you think there is nothing to hide in a palatial office? Morty: What's the difference between selling weapons to killers and killing yourself? Rick: It's like doing nothing. Rick (to Morty): Your grandfather and I don't get along with the government. Rick (says Fart): Incredible, this shit can pull gold! Fart (to Morty): Carbon-based creatures are a threat to all higher creatures, just like disease. 03------------------- Rick: The first rule of navigating the universe - be sure to look at the wreck beacon, because 9 times out of 10, it's a boat of aliens with pigtails People and a bunch of free stuff, and one more deadly trap. Unity (to Rick): You're the only one I've met with a long-term vision independent mind creatures. Summer (to Unity): I naively thought that freedom was just being able to choose your phone's carrier. Jerry (to Beth): I once saw him (Rick) forget the word "human". Summer (to Rick): You and Unity are like leggings and mid-boots. You think you're a good match, but you're actually a bad match. Blim Blam (to Jerry, Beth): It's ridiculous that you hate yourself and each other and blame Rick for it all! Unity (to Rick): What drew me to you was exactly why I couldn't be with you. Unity (to Rick): I know I'll assimilate race after race, but never reach true perfection. Rick (to Beta Seven): You come and go when you are called! 04------------------- Rick: To live is to learn to compromise. Jerry: Friends make me stronger. Rick: Is it true that I'm the only one left on earth? Morty (to Summer): I fuck everywhere. Rick (to Morty et al.): Remember to wash your hands every time you come back from space. (Beth nearly shoots Poopybutthole) Rick (to Beth): I've done that too, but on a planetary scale. 05------------------- Rick: The Crusaders survive by the talents of low-level creatures. Rick: Only really relaxed people can write good music. Parblesnop: To love music is to love freedom. THE PRESIDENT (to Nathan): Our planet is trapped in a live draft and your solution is to fire missiles at the audience? Morty: Do you fly a Black Hawk helicopter? THE PRESIDENT: Can the Pope's dick fit through the doughnut hole? Morty: Uh... that's not certain. THE PRESIDENT: That's what I meant too. 06------------------- Flying Saucer (to Summer): I'm only responsible for your safety, I don't care if you're happy or not. Morty (mixed into the primitive tribe): We have no leader, we just follow the will of the woods. Rick (to Morty): I implanted you a long time ago with a subcutaneous chip that evokes nanorobots dormant in your veins, reconfigures your body, and turns you into a car. 07------------------- Morty: The universe is huge, full of wonders. Rick: Counseling on Earth is like having a horse fix a merry-go-round. Beth (to Jerry): Thanks to my dad's (Rick) genes, our kid (Morty) is only half-dumb instead of full-dumb. Rick: The boy's heart is his own worst enemy. Rick: Old Rick, ruin everything! 08------------------- Doctor (to Jerry): We can save Shrimply Pibbles, just replace his heart with your human penis. Jerry (to the doctor): On earth, love is above all else. Beth (to Jerry): If I stop you in everything, can I still be your wife? Summer: Do all interdimensional TV shows rely on this childish violence? Jerry: Only a fool sees everyone like a fool. Beth (to Jerry): You can't make everyone like you. You can only wait for those who hate you to hate you. 09------------------- Rick (to Millennia): You keep the world at peace by robbing and killing people one night a year with no consequences? Rick: It seems that my stomach is still not as strong as my eyes. Rick (to Morty): In the universe, there's something called the "non-interference principle." Jerry: I'm the punching bag for the whole family. Jerry (to Summer): Was "hating my dad" part of growing up? Morty (to Rick): I've been wanting to kill you old jerk! I'm going to dig your guts out and put it on your stupid face! 10------------------- Jerry: A good breakfast cereal is 70% of the cereal floating on the milk. Rick: To put it bluntly, weddings are just funerals with cakes. Birdperson (to Tammy): I am yours until death. Rick: I'm not the sweetest person in the universe because I'm the smartest one. Rick: I can't keep my marriage going, even if I can turn a black hole back into a star. Rick: How many other planets in the Milky Way are more than 90% similar to Earth? Computer: 765 known. Rick: How many of them are outside the jurisdiction of the Galactic Federation? Computers: 3. Rick: Look at this baby, you can't tell that this isn't Earth, right? Morty: Of course you can see that there is no Africa on this planet. Rick: Hey, Caucasians are a lot of things! Summer (to Jerry): Loving someone is not about getting something in return, love is unconditional! Can wait for those who hate you to hate you and hate you. 09------------------- Rick (to Millennia): You keep the world at peace by robbing and killing people one night a year with no consequences? Rick: It seems that my stomach is still not as strong as my eyes. Rick (to Morty): In the universe, there's something called the "non-interference principle." Jerry: I'm the punching bag for the whole family. Jerry (to Summer): Was "hating my dad" part of growing up? Morty (to Rick): I've been wanting to kill you old jerk! I'm going to dig your guts out and put it on your stupid face! 10------------------- Jerry: A good breakfast cereal is 70% of the cereal floating on the milk. Rick: To put it bluntly, weddings are just funerals with cakes. Birdperson (to Tammy): I am yours until death. Rick: I'm not the sweetest person in the universe because I'm the smartest one. Rick: I can't keep my marriage going, even if I can turn a black hole back into a star. Rick: How many other planets in the Milky Way are more than 90% similar to Earth? Computer: 765 known. Rick: How many of them are outside the jurisdiction of the Galactic Federation? Computers: 3. Rick: Look at this baby, you can't tell that this isn't Earth, right? Morty: Of course you can see that there is no Africa on this planet. Rick: Hey, Caucasians are a lot of things! Summer (to Jerry): Loving someone is not about getting something in return, love is unconditional! Can wait for those who hate you to hate you and hate you. 09------------------- Rick (to Millennia): You keep the world at peace by robbing and killing people one night a year with no consequences? Rick: It seems that my stomach is still not as strong as my eyes. Rick (to Morty): In the universe, there's something called the "non-interference principle." Jerry: I'm the punching bag for the whole family. Jerry (to Summer): Was "hating my dad" part of growing up? Morty (to Rick): I've been wanting to kill you old jerk! I'm going to dig your guts out and put it on your stupid face! 10------------------- Jerry: A good breakfast cereal is 70% of the cereal floating on the milk. Rick: To put it bluntly, weddings are just funerals with cakes. Birdperson (to Tammy): I am yours until death. Rick: I'm not the sweetest person in the universe because I'm the smartest one. Rick: I can't keep my marriage going, even if I can turn a black hole back into a star. Rick: How many other planets in the Milky Way are more than 90% similar to Earth? Computer: 765 known. Rick: How many of them are outside the jurisdiction of the Galactic Federation? Computers: 3. Rick: Look at this baby, you can't tell that this isn't Earth, right? Morty: Of course you can see that there is no Africa on this planet. Rick: Hey, Caucasians are a lot of things! Summer (to Jerry): Loving someone is not about getting something in return, love is unconditional! ------------------- Jerry: A good breakfast cereal is 70% floating on milk. Rick: To put it bluntly, weddings are just funerals with cakes. Birdperson (to Tammy): I am yours until death. Rick: I'm not the sweetest person in the universe because I'm the smartest one. Rick: I can't keep my marriage going, even if I can turn a black hole back into a star. Rick: How many other planets in the Milky Way are more than 90% similar to Earth? Computer: 765 known. Rick: How many of them are outside the jurisdiction of the Galactic Federation? Computers: 3. Rick: Look at this baby, you can't tell that this isn't Earth, right? Morty: Of course you can see that there is no Africa on this planet. Rick: Hey, Caucasians are a lot of things! Summer (to Jerry): Loving someone is not about getting something in return, love is unconditional! ------------------- Jerry: A good breakfast cereal is 70% floating on milk. Rick: To put it bluntly, weddings are just funerals with cakes. Birdperson (to Tammy): I am yours until death. Rick: I'm not the sweetest person in the universe because I'm the smartest one. Rick: I can't keep my marriage going, even if I can turn a black hole back into a star. Rick: How many other planets in the Milky Way are more than 90% similar to Earth? Computer: 765 known. Rick: How many of them are outside the jurisdiction of the Galactic Federation? Computers: 3. Rick: Look at this baby, you can't tell that this isn't Earth, right? Morty: Of course you can see that there is no Africa on this planet. Rick: Hey, Caucasians are a lot of things! Summer (to Jerry): Loving someone is not about getting something in return, love is unconditional!

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  • Daniela 2022-04-06 09:01:07

    In the end, it has sublimated to such a level, and it is a bit surprising to have such a tragic ending. Hope squanchy doesn't die to save Rick.

  • Garnet 2022-04-15 09:01:07

    I really can't bear to watch an episode. Dan Harmon has already made this drama into a magical drama. On the basis of such an open mind in the first season, this season is not inferior in terms of imagination, and even more and more brilliant. Of course, it is a rare integrity. Now it's completely broken into pieces.

A Rickle in Time quotes

  • Beth Smith: I WILL REACH INTO HEAVEN AND YANK YOUR SCREAMING DEER SOUL BACK!

    Veterinarian: Jesus.

  • Beth Smith: Sweetie, is your shirt on backwards?

    Jerry Smith: ...Yeah! I like it this way. I'm not stupid!

    Rick: Man that guy is the Redgrin Grumbholt of pretending he knows what's going on.