A Rickle in Time movie plot
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Beth Smith: Sweetie, is your shirt on backwards?
Jerry Smith: ...Yeah! I like it this way. I'm not stupid!
Rick: Man that guy is the Redgrin Grumbholt of pretending he knows what's going on.
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[Summer, Rick, and Morty are experiencing a glitch as a result of the siblings' bickering and their reality has been split into two hypothetical timelines, which Rick is scrambling to reconcile]
Rick: Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable. Eventually, everything either is or isn't. And we've got about four hours to be "is."
Morty: [in both timelines] Or...?
Rick: We "isn't." Alright, since this time crystal exists in both possibilities, and since it's impossible that I didn't nail this, I'm probably about to press this button in both possibilities at exactly the same time.
Morty, Summer: [in both timelines] How do you know that...
Rick: Whatever you're asking, the answer is I'm amazing. And away we go!
[Rick presses a button on the time crystal and the two realities begin to mend. Unfortunately, Morty and Summer are standing on opposite sides of their respective counterparts, interrupting their fusion]
Rick: Huh. What do you now, it's working.
Morty, Summer: Ow, ow, ow!
Rick: Oh, shit!
[time splits in two again]
Rick: What the hell is wrong with you two! I-I mean you four!
Morty, Summer: That hurt! That was painful.
Rick: Good! I'm glad it was painful, you deserve it! I saw you! Y-you're both
[belches]
Rick: all over the damn place! We've been split for twenty minutes and your lives are already scattered to the quantum fucking wind?