The title is God horse, can you eat it?

Ericka 2021-12-30 17:20:36

Actually, I wanted to see Maleficent. When I arrived at the movie theater, I found that the next Maleficent was about an hour later, and A million ways to die started immediately, and I was going to watch it. It was quite interesting.

The male protagonist is extremely cute, and although the lines are many and heavy, they are really interesting. As a party of 10,000 years of blindness, I saw Uncle Neeson's eyes shine. Although the previous Non-stop was really weak, but after all, the uncle is really powerful. Seeing that Amanda felt so familiar, she later remembered that it was Cosette in the miserable world! As for the goddess Charlize, it's so beautiful. It's

okay. I won't complain. In fact, besides spoofing, there are still some plots that move me. For example, the goddess Charlize asked why the protagonist liked Amanda. He said that because I am very happy with her, I am willing to do anything for her. The hero is really infatuated, the key is to be foolishly infatuated.

Until later, the goddess taught him to shoot and watch the sunset dance with him. He had also been confused and asked why you were so good to me, the goddess smiled, and you should treat me as a friend. It wasn't until after inexplicably kissing under the moonlight that he later realized what he really liked and wanted.

As for the goddess, she married her uncle at the age of eight, and never knew what love was until she met a cute male protagonist. Even though the whole world hated the male protagonist at that time, she still saw the sincerity of the male protagonist that no one else had seen. It was really commendable.

So many times, before meeting true love, the feelings are probably blind. After all, as Liu Yu said, love is a drama with a small cost and a low barrier to entry; as long as a little hormone dopamine, plus imagination and enthusiasm, you can create a seemingly luxuriant love. Therefore, it is not difficult to encounter so-called love with so many people in one's life.

The difficulty is probably when encountering understanding and cherishing, encountering peace of mind without fear, encountering a big dream, awakening and empowering, encountering youth and life that really started because I love you.

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  • Linnie 2022-03-21 09:01:38

    The role of NPH in it was hard at the end, but the shadow of UNCLE BARNEY was so heartwarming, it was too funny to poop with a hat hahaha. Charlize Theron is very beautiful, and it's a spoof with "chrysanthemum" flowers. The male protagonist speaks very fast but articulates clearly, always thinking of dictation -_-|||

  • Dolores 2022-04-22 07:01:06

    There are good jokes, and there are plots that are too disgusting, vulgar and retarded.

A Million Ways to Die in the West quotes

  • Barn Dance Comedian: I tell you, folks, this telegraph machine, that thing is nuts. I mean, sure it's faster than the Pony Express, but what good is it if you can't send a picture of your dick?

  • Albert: You're going home every night to your girlfriend who loves you, you're having sex with her...

    Edward: Uh, no. Ruth and I have... we've never done that.

    Albert: What do you mean you never... you never had sex with Ruth?

    Edward: Yeah, n-no. Yeah.

    Albert: Wait, doesn't she have sex with like ten guys every day at the whorehouse?

    Edward: On a slow day, yeah.

    Albert: But you guys have never had sex?

    Edward: No. No, Ruth wants to wait till we get married. You know, she's a Christian and so am I and we wanna save ourselves for our wedding night.

    Albert: Edward, have you... have you ever had sex with anyone?

    Edward: Well, there was some stuff with my uncle but that was, you know, it's really hard to remember all that stuff.