Centenarian Adventures

Brady 2022-08-09 14:02:43

Who could have imagined that when preparing to celebrate Aaron Carlson’s 100th birthday, the old man would sneak out of the back window of the nursing home.

Buggy, this is the main ensemble of this old man's life. The life of Aaron's madness and adventure can be called a wonderful portrayal of life.

And Aaron came to the nursing home because the cat named Molotov, the most important partner in his life, Xuedong went out to play and accidentally fell into the fox's mouth. Heartbroken, he decided to retaliate and blasted the greedy fox with a fuze. This violated the animal protection law and was taken to the Manköping Nursing Home.

On this day, when the staff pushed a big cake with 100 small candles, they found that he was missing. This is the origin of the Swedish film "The Centenary Going Home" (2013) based on the best-selling novel.

The movie uses an unconventional approach, reality and flashbacks go hand-in-hand, presenting a centenarian's current and past experiences, allowing historical events and big figures to intersect with him in an interesting way. In addition to being amused, they have a god-like appearance. Traverse. Always when he fell off a cliff, he was still able to overcome the danger. Of course, this benefited from his childhood obsession with blasting.

At the age of 9, Aaron was out of school, and the revolutionary's father wore a condom, clamoring "This is the antidote for the famine and the poor", and was criticized as ill-fated. Dissatisfied, he went to Moscow and yelled the same with a condom on the Red Square, but he did not expect to be executed by Soviet soldiers. Three years after learning the news, his mother also died of cough and tuberculosis.

Lonely, he was obsessed with blasting. In a "major" experiment, the little boss who opened a grocery store died. Who told him to pee anywhere at inappropriate times. Subsequently, he was sent to a mental hospital, and after several years in prison, he was sent to Lambona, a professor of eugenics, to do physiological research.

Rambo took photos of various races to compare with him and found that he was very similar to African blacks, and said that he had a natural tendency to violent. If this violent gene continues to multiply, it will be extremely detrimental to the development of Swedish society. Manual ligation was performed. For this life-long infertility operation, he is also happy to see its success, and has no objection.

After working in the factory, he met Esteban from Spain. This is a guy who is good at working with his mouth. He shouted "Long live the revolution" all day and encouraged them to go to Spain to participate in the civil war against the dictator Franco. .

This Estevan talked all day long, and Aaron had to follow him to Spain by train. Never thought that Estevan was sent to the west by a stray bullet without hitting a single enemy or a bridge, poor fellow. And Aaron blew up dozens of bridges with his excellent blasting technique.

After he was tired of blasting and planted the explosives of the last bridge, he was about to leave, but unexpectedly ran into Franco sitting in a jeep. The bridge in front of him exploded. The dictator felt that Aaron was his lifesaver. He became a guest and celebrated with a toast. Franco also gave him an exquisite silver pistol, but Aaron said that Franco was very damn dancing.

Wandering Aaron came to Manhattan, New York, USA. During the construction of high-rise buildings, he heard about the "Manhattan Project" (atomic bomb manufacturing), and he offered to go there.

Of course, he can only come here to serve tea and water. When he saw Oppenheimer, the "father of the atomic bomb," frowning all day, he was unable to do anything about the final explosion. Aaron came up and said that you should change your thinking, you See if this idea is feasible. He said his thoughts, making Oppenheimer surprised and dumb.

On July 16, 1945, the atomic bomb was successfully detonated in the depths of the desert of Mexico State, and there was a wave of anger. This flickering wish had dinner with Vice President Truman. Truman confidently said that we invented a weapon to stop the war, but only gave him a lighter.

Aaron returned to Sweden with his glory and picked up the wind by a special car. The prime minister personally met him and asked him to talk about his interactions with Truman in the United States and his unique secrets. After three years of studying, Eklund felt that he had encountered a neurosis, so he left uninterestedly.

As soon as he left, Soviet scientist Popov greeted him and invited him to drink. On a snowy night, Aaron, who was drunk high, was taken by Popov to the beach. At this time, a behemoth rushed out of the water like a whale. It turned out to be a submarine that took him to the Soviet Union.

In this way, Aaron came to the Kremlin and came to Stalin’s office. The Supreme Führer asked him to confess to the "Manhattan Project." However, Aaron said that he would drink, drink, and dance. People jumped up with cheerful Cossacks. Saying it is not as good as the Swedish dance, Stalin was so angry that he would leave your last words, and then send him to a labor camp in Siberia.

He met Hult Einstein, Einstein's mentally retarded brother, who looked the same but had a different IQ. The KGB was kidnapped from Switzerland and found out that this Einstein was not his Einstein. The truth is that a scientist who participated in the "Manhattan Project" was afraid that the United States would monopolize nuclear weapons, so he took the initiative to send its core technology with a suitcase to the Soviet embassy in the United States. This made the Soviet Union later on August 29, 1949. The atomic bomb was successfully tested.

Aaron Fu is dead. He decided to mobilize Hult Einstein to run together and ask him to go to the washing machine room to get two sets of military uniforms before eating. But after a year of persuasion, Einstein just couldn’t understand it. When Aaron gave up, Einstein brought a grenade from the washing machine room, which terrified Aaron.

He brought Einstein to the sentry, stated the reason, and threw it out, which caused a series of explosions with disastrous consequences. After Comrade Stalin learned that the labor camp and the Pacific Fleet had been blown up, he was so angry that he left. Of course, this was nonsense.

The escaped Aaron came to Paris. At the time when the "Red Revolution" was surging in 1968, the French Minister of Foreign Affairs received him, but Aaron realized that the interpreter next to the Minister was a Soviet KGB undercover agent.

Afterwards, Aaron was persuaded by the US Central Intelligence Agency to go to Moscow to soften Popov. He said that he did not dare to be a spy, or his family and wealth would be lost. Aaron said that you can do some "junk goods", so Aaron became a "double agent" during the Cold War. Was misjudged.

For example, after Aaron met with Reagan, he sent a message to Gorbachev that the Berlin Wall cannot be overthrown, which is not good for the West, but Gorbachev believed that the Berlin Wall should be overthrown, so that the Soviet Union would win without fighting. , Then will rule the world, and as a result, lead to the disintegration of the Soviet Union.

It was not until the death of his old Soviet friend Popov that Aaron retired from this double-sided role. Hahaha, so amused, why take it seriously. What happened to Aaron, the old immortal, is truly extraordinary.

The reality is that after Aaron drove off, he came to the deserted Manköping station, spent only 3 yuan on him, and bought a ticket to Bilingi. At this time, he came to a vest marked "Racing Car". The guy from the party, Batten, looked fierce, he went to the bathroom and asked Aaron to help him look at the suitcase.

No one came out, the car came, Aaron took the suitcase and got on the car, and came to the same deserted Bi Lingji. Here, there is only a naive old man, Julius Johnson, and the two have a drink together, opened the suitcase, and counted. There were 50 million kronor and sent it.

Then, when the guy named Batten killed him, he never thought of being knocked out by Aaron when he hit the old man. After waking up overnight, the old man found that the cabin was still closed by a person. Johnson said it was broken, and opened the door to see that it was frozen into an iceman. It turned out that the cabin was a freezer.

The two knew that they had been in a disaster, and Johnson stepped on the railcar and went on the road with Aaron, carrying the suitcase and the dead ghost.

Manköping’s veteran police were looking for Aaron, afraid of where he died, and went to the radio to broadcast a missing person notice, saying that he had been kidnapped by the motorcycle gang. In fact, he was just wearing that guy’s coat and was misunderstood. At a container terminal, they packed the frozen ghost into the container that was about to be shipped to Djibouti, hehe, he was about to travel across the ocean.

At this time, they met Benny, a boy with selection disorder who drove a small car. He kept changing majors and took a total of 920 credits, but all "almost" gave up when he was almost finished. His mantra was "this is a bit complicated." I met two old men and saw the "missing people revelation", which scared him, but he was still persuaded by the two old men that he had a share of 50 million.

They drove to the lakeside farm together, and there was only one single woman named Genila. Unexpectedly, this place is rather happy, boating and fishing, completely forgot about the danger. Genila felt like Mr. "Almost", and her ex-boyfriend Ricky was so angry that she couldn't cry.

It turns out that this Ricky and the drag racing gang, Xinken who chased Aaron was ordered by Pim, and Pim and the woman Karakas were ordered by a triad boss far away in Bali, let them find the suitcase quickly, otherwise Life will not be guaranteed. Just when Xinken came to the lakeside farm to grab the suitcase, she was shocked by Genila's spear, and then fell over by her elephant.

But the opponent won't give up lightly, so Pim went out and saw Aaron in the bus accidentally, then drove the car to overtake and stopped the way out. When shooting, the bus hit several somersaults, and he lost his memory since he broke his head. .

At this time, the old policeman, who was always one step late, came to the lakeside farm to investigate, but received an order from his boss that the old man Aaron had nothing to do with these murders, because Batten's body was found in Djibouti and was bombed by Mo Ming. Fei, that Xinken found in Rio, quite far from here. Well, anyway, the old police doesn't bother to track it down.

Aaron gets in touch with Alek, the son of Popov, who has become a rich man. Alek drove the plane to pick them up, and when he asked where they were, Aaron said he would go to Bali and take the elephant to swim.

When I arrived in Bali, I was inadvertently seen by the gangster. When he was about to stop, the gangster’s car was hit a few times. Anyway, where Aaron went, he’s fateful, and there’s no shit. .

At this time, Benny, who has a selection disorder, told the two old men that what happened this time was a bit complicated. Aaron said, lad, not everyone is as lucky as you, and you never know if tomorrow will come.

Seeing Benny plucking up the courage to walk to the beach, Gnilla was excited and kissed him. The two old men felt very relieved, as if their son had married a daughter-in-law.

Aaron told Johnson that I have always heard people screaming at me in my life, from staff to dictator, but my mother must be the first to scream at me. Of course, I can also. Screamed at her, but I forgot.

Aaron always said that when people are in trouble, they are always whimsical. This sentence also applies to this absurd movie. Of course, absurdity is different from absurdity. The construction of absurdity originates from the exaggeration of reality, the fictitious and the imaginary. Therefore, the series of events of the last century brought a touch of satisfaction to the 100-year-old Aaron, which also gave the film a wave of crests and valleys.

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