Diary on June 24, 2014

Shania 2022-08-12 21:00:15

Off. Off. Off. Get off this fucking dance floor with your shitty dancing. Doing the steps? Any prick can do steps. That prick can do the steps. Where the fucking heart? What is that ? You don't know? Well in that case, why don't you piss off back to the bar, grab yourself a pint of bitter and watch like all the fucking losers? Leave this dance floor. Basic pace? Anyone knows the basic pace. That kid will also basic pace. Where is your heart? What? You do not know? Then why don't you roll aside, give yourself a bitter beer, and watch like those losers?

—— Ron

If you want to do something, do it. If you don't want to do it, don't do it.

——Little handsome Persian boy

I was a dancer when I was a kid and I loved it and then this shit thing happened to me and everything hanged... until I met you and you inspired me, so I learnt to dance again. I relearnt all the old steps. I tracked down my old teacher, Ron Parfitt who is just a.. He is a horrible horrible human being. I shaved my chest. I went to some amazing clubs. I met some amazing people and now, finally I feel like me again, which is what I always wanted. You know? To...feel like myself. I was a dancer when I was little. I love to dance. Then something bad happened, and then everything changed. Until I met you. You inspired me. So I started to learn to dance again. I relearned the previous dance steps. I found my former dance teacher Ron Paffett. He is a very bad person (non-derogatory). I shaved my chest, went to some great clubs, and met some great people. Now, I finally feel that I am myself. This is what I always wanted. do you know? I feel...like myself.

--Bruce

Seriously recommend the movie, Cuban Ronin.

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Cuban Fury quotes

  • [Before going out to dance club Boteco, Bejan is preparing Bruce with a makeover]

    Bejan: Two more things: your hairy chest, and a tan.

    Bruce: No, no, no!

    Bejan: Yes, yes, yes, yes!

    Bruce: No, no.

    Bejan: Bruce, what year is this? Did we just go back in time? Did we step out of the DeLorean? Are we in 1985? Is this Hill Valley?

    [knocks on Bruce's head]

    Bejan: Think, McFly! Think!

    Bruce: Oww!

    Bejan: Sorry... So take this

    [hands him shaving cream and razor]

    Bejan: , and take this

    [hands him bronzer lotion]

    Bejan: . You've got ten minutes.

    [pause, as Bruce is still standing baffled and motionless in front of Bejan]

    Bejan: RUN FOR IT, MARTY!

    [Bruce heads immediately for the shower room]

  • Ron Parfitt: So some big boys gave you a shooing. You're a male dancer. You think I never took any shit? What you're gonna do about it, hey? What, you're gonna hide away, or maybe crawl under your duvet, and watch Bridget Jones Part 2, with some white Maltesers?