Sad showdown

[after giving his apology speech at a community center following his incident with a gang at the supermarket, Doug meets with Richard, the board of directors and the community leaders]

First Community Leader: I think everybody is feeling pretty good about it.

Richard: Yeah.

First Community Leader: It's isolated.

Richard: Oh yeah, it's a one-time thing.

First Community Leader: What's that?

Richard: I agree, it's isolated. I think it was just some 'black apples'. We won't be seeing that happen again.

[Long pause between everyone]

First Community Leader: Black apples.

Richard: What's that?

First Community Leader: You said, 'black apples'?

[Another long pause]

Richard: I said bad ones...?

First Community Leader: The fuck you said bad.

Richard: Bad apples?

First Community Leader: You said black.

Richard: I'm sorry if there's some confusion. Maybe in the confusion, I...

Mitch: Hey, come on. It's been a long day. That was a slip.

First Community Leader: This is a lot of shit.

Richard: You are not a black apple to me. I said, that possibly, there was one black one in the batch, not you. And I didn't mean to say black. I meant 'back'... 'blatch', blah... 'blapples'.

[Long pause between everyone]

First Community Leader: Where'd you get this fucker?

[the community leaders walk away as Mitch follows them]

Mitch: Let's catch up outside. I'll hit you with some gift certificates.

[Richard struggles to assemble a ship in a bottle while his motivational tape plays in the background]

Motivational Speaker: Have you ever seen an eagle blow his top? Do your best to keep your cool.

Richard: Stay loose...

[the ship tips over when Richard places his tweezers near it]

Richard: Fuck!

Motivational Speaker: Every life has its frustrations, but be careful not to let them get the best of you in front of your family. Instead of curses, find a more family-friendly way to express life's frustrations.

[Richard drops his tweezers inside the bottle, causing him to get up in anger]

Richard: Fuck you! Ship fuck! Asshole ship! Seven seas fucker! Jolly fucker!

Lori Wehlner: For Christ's sake...

Richard: No one can do that! It's impossible! Not even a guy with tiny hands! Not even a guy with a child's hands! Fuck that!