A Song of Lisao of Northeast Mink Culture

Lucas 2022-07-18 17:17:43

I specifically asked a colleague from the Northeast.
A Daqing girl, very beautiful girl.
"Why do you Northeasterners wear mink?"
"...Not all of them."
"But many people like to wear them."
"Because... mink is warm."
"Then, why don't you wear them?"
"Because It 's too expensive."

So if it's too expensive, something will happen.
You see, Gui Lunmei is such a good girl.
When the whole film came down, I remembered her long and fair fingers, the small waist that she held when she turned around, the big breasts under the sweater, the bridge of the nose shining like a sharp blade...
It just pierced my heart, right?
what a nice girl.
Just for a mink.
As for?

A good life was destroyed.
Peaceful enviable laundry life. In my spare time, I chatted with the boss and went ice skating among the young people. There is a street tree that hides secrets, and there is a window lattice of its own for smoking. Ride the light rail alone through the lonely city every night.
The five elements of literature and art are burned.

As a result, he killed someone for a mink.
He killed a handsome husband like Wang Xuebing, and made people kill with a weapon as bad as ice skates.
Liao Fan, who caused four eyebrows to stand alone, thought that he could live a life of drinking horses and lakes after winning his life in the ballroom of the Cultural Center, but in the end he could only set off fireworks on the roof to boycott his life.

"How symbolic is that picture of the fireworks
?" "What's the meaning?"
"Shooting extra libido against God and the regime"
"..."
"It means that you stole my woman, so don't think about it. "

Heaven and earth are not benevolent and regard all things as cud dogs!

"But I still think the plot is unreasonable. I always think it's just a mink, so I can't think about it like that."
"How about a penny suffocating a hero to death." "Yes
, there is only a river in front of Xiang Yu."
"The so-called predicament of life is nothing more than that." "It's very profound. It really
is very profound."
"I also think the camera is well used." "But was her husband wearing a mink when he killed him?" "Yes." "Where are Liao Fan's leather pants?" "That's right." "Where is Liao Fan's leather jacket? Where's Gui Lunmei's fur collar?" "I think All of them, those leather jackets and trousers from the Northeast must have mink inside. So is the fur collar. Otherwise, there is a mink culture in the Northeast." "Who told you this? You are not from the Northeast." "My colleague Tell me. Daqing sister, identical twins, are beautiful." "In today's society, boys are too bad." "How to say? " If you break his mink, you have to accompany him to open a house." "..." "I don't want my wife." "Yes, for one mink." "Would it be better to buy another?" "Maybe not . It's the same model. Now the good things on Taobao are always out of stock." "That's right, I often want to kill people when I can't buy them." "I think her husband is so handsome when he holds a skate." "Yes . Ah, it's as handsome as Miyamoto Musashi wrote in the book of five rounds." "The last double-knife strike is very like an undead warrior..." "There is also a scene of Zhao Tao using a knife in Tianzhuo, although it's a bit messy..."


























"Yeah, now these literary film directors have a kung fu complex."
"It used to be Ang Lee, Wong Kar Wai, now it's Jia Zhangke, Diao Yinan..."
"Ah, Diao Yinan, Diao Yinan."
"Ah! That's right! The director's The name reveals the purpose of this film!"

After watching the recent literary blockbuster "Sable Difficulties", I seem to have found a new direction in my life.
In this warm spring season, there is a feeling of thawing gradually.

On the evening of Monday approaching, I danced like Uncle Liao in the living room, facing the brightest star in the night sky, and made a wish this year: save money and buy a mink on Taobao in winter.

"And then?"
"Then take this mink and fill the laundry in Shanghai. Whichever girl is beautiful will be sent to wash. There will always be one that can be washed bad."











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