Welcome to "Burger King's Meat Barbecued Pork Fortress", also known as "The King's Man 2" or "The King's Man Followed".
On a dark and windy night for a month, Charlie, who participated in the recruitment of "Kingsman" with Dandan in the last episode and failed in the election, appeared. He not only changed his "girlfriend", but also changed his hairstyle.
Is this the legendary TFBOY (hair loss boy)?
Charlie threatened Dandan to hand over the Overlord Anti-Removal Shampoo, Dandan was unhappy, and he fought Charlie in the car for three hundred rounds, and then smoothly interrupted Charlie's new girlfriend.
But Dandan learned later that Charlie actually has a girlfriend.
Next, the three old drivers of Charlie's accomplices started chasing Dandan, only to be beaten by Dandan, and had no choice but to explode on the spot.
Later, Dandan jumped into the sewer and escaped the police.
So this is why someone can be an agent. If I were asked to jump into the sewer, I would rather die.
Dandan went home and met his girlfriend, the princess from the previous episode.
The princess couldn't wait to see the parents with Dandan. The father-in-law was very happy. On the spot, he sent Dandan a set of five-year college entrance examination and three-year simulation as a meeting ceremony. Dandan's friend Roxy helped him cheat so that he passed the test smoothly. (error)
Such a dick? Why not let you play in "Genius Gunners".
On the other side, the big boss (played by Julian Moore)
Sent a new girlfriend to Charlie,
This guy has a lot of girlfriends.
The big boss is called Poppy, the free translation is poppy, and the transliteration is Poppy. She is the owner of Burger King, and she sells human char siu fort.
Say, what is your relationship with Huang Qiusheng?
At the beginning of the movie, there was a bald head named Charles. The big boss put two Wolverines to bite Charles, and then made Charles' upper body into a hamburger.
The big BOSS also has a subordinate called "Angel" who was also killed by Wolverine; and the president has a subordinate called "McCoy". It seems that Matthew Vaughan has hidden a lot of private goods.
The big BOSS also has a female robot with the same style as Tian Delina from "The Iron Armored Little Treasure",
Whenever the big boss recruits a new kid, the female robot will wash his teeth, remove fingerprints, and draw a circle to curse you.
The younger brother has to go through some tests before he officially becomes a boss of the big boss, such as using a hand without a fingerprint to unlock the phone, such as passing through the security gate without triggering an alarm.
Immediately afterwards, Charlie's broken unicorn arm became perfect after 30 years of practice and stole the coordinates of the king's man. The big BOSS blew up Wang's man headquarters. At this time, Dandan, who was doing the five-year college entrance examination and three-year simulation, escaped by fluke.
Wang's men were killed one after another, only Mei Lin escaped safely, unscathed, after all, he had no hair at all.
Dandan wanted to kill Merlin to clean up the door, not only because he felt that Merlin had harmed everyone, but also because Merlin had done a lot of corrupting things, such as peeking at elephants.
Another example is stuffing rockets in chrysanthemums.
Facts proved that Merlin was innocent. He also found the 82-year-old Yili QQ star from the secret base, the founder of the king’s man.
They opened the bottle cap and found that they got another bottle. They came to the United States through the redemption location and met an organization called "Statesman", referred to as Mei Nan.
It is worth mentioning that since drinking is harmful to the body, in order to escort the growth of the audience, the relevant departments deliberately replaced all the "alcohol" elements with "milk" elements when the film was introduced. In this way, we can take care of everyone's physical and mental health without deleting them.
The symbol of the beautiful boy is milk, and the names of the members are also milk, such as Vita Milkman,
Wang Zi Milk Man, O Bubble Fruit Milk Man, Wow Haha AD Calcium Man, Shuang Wai Wai Man, Mengniu Future Star Man and so on.
Among them, Wangzi Milk Man (played by Channing Tatum)
The skill is spit eight. I watched this video for 8 hours without seeing him stop.
Wang Zi's Milk Man is no longer acting, because he was given to Li Ziming in Class Two of the third year by his mother.
The weapon of the former Red Viper Prince and Xian Shuang Wai Wai Xia (Pedro Pascal) is a mantra lasso.
At the American Boys’ headquarters, Dandan and Merlin also met Harry Potter’s distant relative, Harry Hart,
After he was shot in the last episode, Mei Nan put on an oversized sanitary napkin on his head, and then saved him alive with a really awesome technique that he didn't know what it was.
The bad news is that he was blind with his left eye. The good news is that he can enjoy a half price discount for watching movies since then. After all, he can guarantee that he can watch with only one eye.
Unfortunately, Harry has lost his memory.
One day, the princess did not know where to find a dog that looked very like JB.
Dandan was deeply inspired, and awakened Harry's memory by using a dog that was highly similar to Harry's.
The big BOSS is not idle either. As the world's largest drug dealer, she has poisoned the drugs she sells, causing a large number of drug criminals around the world to poison.
Once poisoned, he will suffer from "growth syndrome", and then accidentally defeated Ronan and won infinite gems.
Dandan seduces Charlie's girlfriend (not that hand) in order to prevent the superhero from collecting infinite gems through the awkward dance.
Beforehand, Dandan called to ask the princess for advice: "In order to save the world, I have to have sex with another girl."
I'm not a scumbag, I'm just a ferryman for a woman who stumbled.
Well, I am a scumbag, but I am different from other scumbags. I am more high-end. I am the scumbag who saved the world.
The princess was very moved, and then rejected him.
In order to save the world, Dandan couldn't take care of so much, and said to Charlie's girlfriend (not that hand): "Girl, I have an ancestral chromosome I want to give to you."
He took off the other party's underwear and successfully implanted the chromosome with GPS positioning function into her body.
In order to save the lives of drug dealers, he did not hesitate to sell his flesh. I really admire him. You can call me on another job like this next time. I'm not afraid of hardship.
Later, Charlie's girlfriend (not that hand) really went to the factory that made the virus antidote, and Harry, Dandan, and Shuangwaixia came here.
Charlie put them in the drum washing machine. They landed perfectly after 3 weeks of front flips and 2 months of back flips. They also played a set of military sports in the air, performed the eighth set of radio gymnastics, ate breakfast, and washed. I took a bath, charged my phone bill, watched 2 episodes of "News Network", and successfully helped two uncles from Pingci to heal constipation.
After watching their performances, film critics, Taotaotao movies, Europa and other film critics all gave 5 stars.
The next plot is a bit complicated. In short, Harry found that Shuang Wai Wai Xia had a disagreement with himself, which was embodied in Harry’s eating sweet tofu brains, moon cakes without egg yolk, salted rice dumplings, tomato scrambled eggs without sugar, salty glutinous rice balls, and sweet Poached eggs and sweet soy milk, while Shuang Wai Wai Xia eats salted tofu brains, moon cakes with egg yolks, sweet rice dumplings, and tomato scrambled eggs with sugar, sweet dumplings, salted poached eggs, and salted soy milk.
Harry felt that he could not be friends with Shuang Wai Wai Xia and killed him without saying a word. He did not even have a chance to explain, and then went to Burger King with Dan Dan and Merlin.
Unexpectedly, Merlin stepped on a Note7 that was thrown on the ground without knowing which wickedness.
You can save even the dead, and you can't fix a landmine?
Merlin knew that the screenwriter had made it clear this time that he wanted to take the box lunch, so he had to let Harry and Dandan go first, but he was surrounded by a few villains. In order to die tragically, he sang a song before he died, sang: "Is there a way to move my hair to try?"
However, the enemy has no way of starting.
Merlin was indeed a tough guy, and didn't let the enemy move his hair until the whole person was blown up.
Dandan was very sad, and his mood was like this at this time:
In the last episode, Harry was headshot, and the screenwriter immediately asked the United States to create a black technology to repair the brain. In this episode, Merlin was bombed out of bones. In the next episode, it's time for Chinese agents to create the black technology of ashes reorganization, right?
The battle was about to start, and Dandan and Harry showed off their high-tech combat equipment. You think they are holding baseball bats, but they are actually razors. You thought they were holding a baseball, but it was actually a TV. You thought they were carrying suitcases, but they were actually rice cookers. You think they are holding umbrellas, but they are actually hair dryers.
Later, Dandan took control of Charlie's girlfriend (this time it was really that hand), and he and Harry won with the help of Elton John.
At the end of the story, Xiaomi drones transported the antidote to all corners of the world and faced new problems:
So, whether it can save the world is still a question...
Thank you for watching "The King of Men", the sequels "The King of Men", "The King of Men?" and "The King of Men?" are coming back soon.
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