Darwin 2022-03-17 09:01:03
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Ruthie 2022-04-21 09:01:29
Women are basically the same thing when they are lovers, as long as they are there. The male orgasm is too easy to create, just insert it into a wrapped, damp place for piston movement; to make the female orgasm, that is technical work. Life is a series of low notes. Ostrich Syndrome: What you can't see is not there. I may never get what I want, but I am happy when I try. I hope no one has been wronged, but I miss your laugh. I was looking for an antidote because I was so annoyed that I cried. I'm stuck here, stuck here, stuck here, and we've had another day. It's a good excuse to celebrate, pick a number, and avoid bad luck. Find a reason to be happy, I know you know I want to know, I can't tell how I feel. I can't tell, I can't tell, I can't tell. no one understands me,
Stuart 2022-03-25 09:01:06
Low-budget production, with cast and crew mostly friends and relatives of Kevin Smith, "Clerks" is a great movie, looking at ordinary life with a bland perspective! Smith's real talent comes from those ravenous people in the movies Funny lines. People either love Smith's movies or hate them! If you don't hate bad humor, pornography as high art or something like a joke, then you might appreciate this movie. His unique humour It's not for everyone, but this is arguably Smith's best movie to date. (With reviews!)
Indecisive Video Customer: They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good. Are either one of these any good? Sir?
Randal Graves: What?
Indecisive Video Customer: Are either one of these any good?
Randal Graves: I don't watch movies.
Indecisive Video Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?
Randal Graves: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
Indecisive Video Customer: You mean you haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?
Randal Graves: Nope.
Indecisive Video Customer: [turns around, then shows Randal the same movies] Well, what about these two?
Randal Graves: Oh, they suck.
Indecisive Video Customer: These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention!
Randal Graves: No, I wasn't.
Indecisive Video Customer: I don't think your manager would appreciate it if...
Randal Graves: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
Indecisive Video Customer: I beg your pardon?
Randal Graves: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.
Indecisive Video Customer: I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying.
Randal Graves: And I hope it feels good.
Indecisive Video Customer: You hope *what* feels good?
Randal Graves: I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
Indecisive Video Customer: Well, this is the last time I rent here.
Randal Graves: You'll be missed.
Indecisive Video Customer: Screw you!
[leaves]
Randal Graves: [runs to the door] Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore!
Jay: [outside; has no idea what's going on] Yeah!
#812 Wynarski: I went in there the other day and that son of a bitch was sleeping.
Dante Hicks: I'm sure he wasn't sleeping
#812 Wynarski: Are you calling me a liar? Are you calling me a liar?
Dante Hicks: No, he was probably just resting his eyes.
#812 Wynarski: What is that, resting his eyes? Like he's some air traffic controller?
Dante Hicks: Actually that's his night job.
#812 Wynarski: A wise ass too huh? Yeah, keep crackin' wise. That's why you're jockeying some fuckin' cash register in a local convenience store instead of out there workin' a real job.
