Everywhere on the Chinese movie battlefield, people shouted, "Leave the medicine for other comrades! I'm fine!" The
American soldier fell to the ground with a grunt after being shot.
After the Chinese soldiers were shot, they babbled and talked endlessly. It is estimated that they can even recite the party constitution again!
The American film company commander will say: "1 row on the left, 2nd row on the right side! Others follow me in front!" The
Chinese film company commander would say: "For the new China#￥#￥%#￥……" (Familiar Charge The horn sounded~~~)
After the battle in the American film, either the arm or the leg was broken on the ground.
After the battle of the Chinese movie, there was not even a bullet case on the ground! (Out of date! We have used shell-less bullets a long time ago!) In the
American hospital, the wounded soldiers cried and called their mothers.
The Chinese film hospital is quieter than the library.
The American soldier drew his braid and said: "This... is a letter to me... tell her that I love her..." The
Chinese soldier drew his dreadlock and said: "My party dues this year...# ￥#"
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The following is a reply, which is even more funny. To
add: In
Chinese movies, the heroes are invincible when they raise their machine guns.
U.S. soldiers shoot on their faces while Chinese soldiers shoot while standing.
The U.S. mutiny wanted to go home, but the Chinese soldiers cried and yelled that there was no war to fight.
The U.S. soldier will shout after the bullets: Ammo! Ask for additional bullets
Chinese soldiers will never be able to hit bullets
The Chinese military officers of the Kuomintang yell, give me up, but I will kill you
. The Chinese military officers of the Communist Party yell, brothers (or comrades) , Follow me!
In our war movie, I saw the Japanese and fought guerrillas.
I saw the Chinese and I fought
a decisive battle . For the sake of the party-state,
I always wondered when I was a brother . It would be great for a hero to use a machine gun when he fights a war. The sacrifice of the province. So many good comrades
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In fact, he is Superman with a red light on his chest It's impossible to be majestic if it is not bright! !
The general rescue method for a Chinese soldier who is injured is that someone feeds saliva, and then says that you will be okay, usually just fine. If the water supply is unsuccessful (water flows from the corner of the mouth) 100% will die, and the last sentence must be my party dues. . . Then died.
Domestically produced, it used to be, and it is now, trying to fool the audience.
A single-seater J-6 took off from the runway, and when it reached the sky, it "evolved" into a two-seater Su-27. I don’t know why there was an extra pilot. After the missile was hit, the bomb was thrown, it changed again after landing. It became a "Flying Leopard" and it was full of ammunition~ Damn! It is an insult to the IQ of the audience!
Including photography, 50 or 60 pilots in full outfits rushed to more than 10 fighter jets on the ground, damn! I don't know if there is no plane to drive, will fight and grab the plane to drive.
I don’t want to fight after watching American war films, but I want to fight after watching Chinese war films.
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