Get laid before we graduate

Jaren 2022-03-19 09:01:02

We need make a pact: get laid before we graduate.

This is a 1999 film, so humorous.

At the beginning of the film, I couldn't sit still in a chair.

The film is full of ordinary conversations among young Americans. It turned out that the United States was so

open as early as 1999, with completely different sexual ethics and sexual concepts from China. Talking about sex changes in China,

your father taught you masturbation in the United States . Collage Virgin will be laughed at. The graduation party is

specifically banging a chick.

I saw a bit of nosebleeds. Suddenly I remembered a Japanese manga "Couple Growing Diary". On

the first night of a newlywed couple, it was the first time that they said that they were 25 years old and that they were really ashamed.


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killing me. . . . Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


read a Chinese story:

married before
my husband treated me well, it is the rules
never hands and what feet
but after marriage, he would always want to sleep next to me, he always wants to take off my clothes!
Once he wanted to come in even when I took a bath!
I don't know that he is such a person. .
At first, when he wanted to take off my clothes, I beat him desperately and called him a rascal.
Later, he said nothing
and now he slept next to the house.
Does it allow me to educate?
It's been almost half a year since I got married. He doesn't talk to me much anymore.
Also, why do my classmates have children after they get married, but we have no children? ? ?

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  • Kaitlyn 2022-03-24 09:01:11

    It’s okay, I also made one, two, three or four

  • Axel 2021-10-20 19:01:00

    I think men who beautify first love are pedophiles in their bones. Walking hand in hand with Chunqing's first love on the playground, this kind of impotent depressive love affair can obviously only exist in the memories of the old pedophile man adding fuel and jealousy to the over-beautified past. True youth is just spending the spring evening together with the desire and dissatisfaction of sexual desire. Boys and girls have impulse and desire. None of them want to pretend to be serious. The only purpose is to meet each other's orgasm at once. This is not pure and flawless. But this is where the youthful years of youth are particularly beautiful, inviting, clean and shining. The moments of ecstasy and sexual desire, the irrepressible bliss and erection, these intense moments are the most loyal and solemn flames that ignite the pleasure of youth. The sexual desire of youth is the purest and most holy. Covering this in every possible way, turning a blind eye, and avoiding coldness, is the distortion of the sickness and the depravity. Directors in East Asian countries are always keen to shoot pure and innocent campus youth who never go to bed, and tout the friendship of immature primary school students as the supreme and beautiful first love. The reason these directors shoot garbage is only because they are incompetent and has nothing to do with the censorship system.

American Pie quotes

  • Michelle: What's my name? Say my name, bitch!

    Jim: Michelle! Michelle.

  • Steve Stifler: I'll see you guys tonight, in the "No Fucking Section", right?