This is a long and unbeautiful documentary

Hayden 2022-01-27 08:01:31

The first third is the honesty before and after the wedding, the tension of the bride, the joys and sorrows of the parents, the jealousy and loyal support of the werewolf, the former ambiguous object, the considerate and generous groom, and the small family drama that appeared at the wedding banquet. .



If you haven't fallen asleep when you see this, the next one-third is the sea view room sightseeing film, and the wedding night. From this part of the content, the only thing you can know for sure is that 1. The heroine Bella is a little girl with dissatisfaction. 2. The vampire groom is sometimes too forceful, and Bella is easily hurt in bed. 3. Bella really loves vampires, because even if she will be hurt, she still needs to be dissatisfied, otherwise she will not! high! prosper! Of course, the sex scenes are still bloody, and then it's just watching the hero and heroine play chess, and by the way, visit their bridal chamber and bed that was shaken by the groom.



Just when you thought this drama was about to end in the honeymoon, the heroine suddenly became pregnant unexpectedly while eating chicken breasts. The groom didn't pick up the bride and go around in circles, but was extremely shocked. Then this film suddenly turned into a science and education documentary about people pregnant with vampires. The male protagonist was full of sorrow, and the werewolf brother looked like "You hurt my Bella!", while Bella became a skinny black and yellow strong man pregnant woman. Such a film with no plot, but also let the heroine give up the idol's face, it is a huge risk.



After Bella was pregnant, she was basically sentenced to death. However, she, like the heroine of any Taiwanese and Korean drama domestic thunder drama, tenaciously believes that she must give birth to this child. Of course, there was also a small episode in which the werewolf wanted to kill the embryo and attack Bella's residence, but since this episode is extremely unappealing in terms of picture and plot, let's ignore it. It just adds a little spice to the already tense atmosphere of having a baby.



But people are pregnant with ghosts, will they have children in the same way as your purebred humans! ? of course not! Where is the vampire dad waiting for the doctor with a handheld dv? Just go straight to the mouth and tear open the wife's belly! Just take the child out, it's a daughter. Wife is dead? ! Oh, it's okay, you can turn her into a vampire. Huh, why haven't you moved for so long! Oh no! The groom broke down.



The only half-suspense in the end was that everyone thought Bella was dead, so they packed her up and put her there. The camera moved repeatedly in and out of Bella's body. The dry confinement woman slowly returned to her beauty, and finally opened her blood-red eyes. This suspense director is probably just showing off for himself, because the audience obviously already knows that the heroine will not die and will definitely become a vampire!



Her beautiful blood-red eyes opened, making her heart skip a beat.



Then, the play ends. If you want to know the future, please buy a movie ticket next time.



I have never liked the Twilight Saga series. The plot and actors are all at the level of ordinary American dramas, which is comparable to The Vampire Diaries, and the suspense does not sell TV dramas with skills. Besides, Edward is so handsome, his tender cow Wufang is similar to stefan, and Bellamy is just a Mary Suca Virgin, and the werewolf is infatuated and pitiful. In such a movie with such a bad plot, he is just a meat seller. muscular man.



Some people say that this film is completely meaningless, but I don't agree with it. After all, his documentary-style narrative, the shortest time, and the most detailed footage show us the most important things in an ordinary woman's life.



Marry, mate, have children. dead, alive.

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  • Dovie 2022-03-21 09:01:35

    Very good, why is the rating so low! Gorgeous weddings are still perfect...there's nowhere to see the excitement! Have to wait! Why do you like to have upper and lower parts when making movies now?

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 quotes

  • Bella Swan: I know I can do this.

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    Bella Swan: Childhood is not from birth to a certain age. And at a certain age, the child is grown and puts away childish things. Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies.