What is the most annoying thing about being malicious~

Reggie 2022-01-25 08:08:29

The third day of the film festival

Today, the 360 ​​work all day is not smooth like a seamless connection. I glanced at the mobile phone text message and reminded me that there is my "Dark Shadows in Xinhengshan at night." Ok. admit.
When I went to the theater to get a good ticket and entered, the seats were almost full, and most of them should have come for Uncle Depp.
Before the title of the main film appeared, it basically relied on Uncle Depp's narration. The style of the picture was exquisite and the sense of the times was strong. Then one hundred and ninety-six years have passed, and on the train of 1972, a new story is about to unfold.
Then, the audience burst into laughter.
In fact, there are a lot of laughs in the whole film. Uncle Bolton pulls Uncle Depp to maliciously sell cuteness and the audience accepts it all. This kind of joking way of narration has no sense of disobedience in such a dark story. Maybe it is just right It is the best embodiment of Uncle Bolton's consistent style. Especially Uncle Bolton's golden team, whether it is "Sweeney Todd" or "The Nightmare Before Christmas" and "Zombie Bride", speaking of this, Uncle Depp's style in this film makes me miss "Scissorhands" so much. Edward". Like Mr. Hayao Miyazaki, who can see young girls, flying, and the contrast between modern industry and traditional agriculture, Uncle Bolton also plays with Gothic elements, melancholy men, and elf-like women. What to do, I still eat this set.
It's not spoiler, but it's really good, although I secretly said to someone in a certain scene, okay, let's come to the second part~

Besides, there are still all kinds of late audiences, and the reason for being five minutes late is because At the beginning, the impact was not too big, and I knew that I would lean down and sit down. Later, I saw that I was almost halfway up and went out and came in again.
At the beginning of the introduction, there were still people taking pictures, and the flash flashed, alas...
Maybe this film is more or less a commercial film, and it is estimated that it is not in the category of film festival fans. As soon as the subtitles came out, they got up and left until the subtitles were finished. At that time, there were only a dozen people left in the theater... Naturally, no one applauded.

Taking a taxi home, the driver was silent. I remembered yesterday that "Forever 3-chome Sunset: 64 Years" came home from the end. The driver pointed at Xinhua Road and complained about the traffic jam. I casually said something about the current film festival, and then the driver suddenly broke out and said, "I never go to the cinema to watch it. For movies, yes, I can’t watch a lot of movies at home, yes, it’s not good to watch at home, go to the cinema to do something, go to the cinema to see it, my brain is locked, yes.” . I weakly argued that there will be many foreign films that will not be shown in China at the film festival, but the driver is still angry, and I don’t know whether the film festival is hindering him or the traffic jam is hindering him. As a "brain" person, I silently hugged the bag and stopped making a sound.

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Extended Reading
  • Creola 2022-03-22 09:01:29

    Tim Burton, who is now colorful, has long been a bit aesthetically tired, but this kind of story is a mess, the film is very beautiful, and it is also very good to watch. Eyes full of Bolton elements simmered in a pot, although werewolves and ghost gimmicks are as weak as a few, but for me, the most beautiful women of the old, middle and young generations in Hollywood are in the film, plus heartthrob Depp and Someone’s good friends in a corrupt country are enough. ★★☆

  • Joaquin 2022-03-19 09:01:04

    Go and watch it on the first day of the show. Movies are useless except for makeup and nostalgic music. The director's signature is too obvious. Why not go to see Tim Burton's painting exhibition. Bad movie, big bad movie!

Dark Shadows quotes

  • Carolyn Stoddard: You're all stiff and proper and old-fashioned.

    Barnabas Collins: And Victoria? Is she not proper?

    Carolyn Stoddard: She likes to pretend she's rock'n'roll, but she's a Carpenters kind of chick for sure.

    Barnabas Collins: Do you mean to say that she has a penchant for woodworkers?

    Carolyn Stoddard: The Carpenters are musicians, stupid.

    Barnabas Collins: Ahhh, music... Yes, I'm rather fond of the music of the day. "I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover and I'm a sinner. I play my music in the sun."

  • Barnabas Collins: Here are my terms: Goest thou to hell, and swiftly please, and there may Azmodaeus himself suckle from your diseased teat!