Indecisive Video Customer:
They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good. Are either one of these any good? Sir?
Randal Graves:
What?
Indecisive Video Customer:
Are either one of these any good?
Randal Graves:
I don't watch movies.
Indecisive Video Customer:
Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?
Randal Graves:
I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
Indecisive Video Customer:
You mean you haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?
Randal Graves:
Nope.
Indecisive Video Customer:
[turns around, then shows Randal the same movies]
Well, what about these two?
Randal Graves:
Oh, they suck.
Indecisive Video Customer:
These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention!
Randal Graves:
No, I wasn't.
Indecisive Video Customer:
I don't think your manager would appreciate it if...
Randal Graves:
I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
Indecisive Video Customer:
I beg your pardon?
Randal Graves:
Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.
Indecisive Video Customer:
I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying.
Randal Graves:
And I hope it feels good.
Indecisive Video Customer:
You hope *what* feels good?
Randal Graves:
I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
Indecisive Video Customer:
Well, this is the last time I rent here.
Randal Graves:
You'll be missed.
Indecisive Video Customer:
Screw you!
[leaves]
Randal Graves:
[runs to the door]
Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore!
Jay:
[outside; has no idea what's going on]
Yeah!