Selective barriers

Zita 2022-03-19 09:01:02

This movie is a nightmare for people born with selective disorders. If I were one of the protagonists in the film, I would study for a while just whether to hang out with my friends. When I met the so-called prophet at that gas station, I would definitely be deceived. I will not go in after the basement door of the room is opened. I may not touch the summons represented by the monsters at all...Well, horror movies are not suitable for overly cautious people. The background setting of "The Cabin in the Woods" is really awkward. At first, I thought that the person watching the game progress behind the scenes was the head of state or chaebol, but the devil himself. The final reversal of the choice between the "stupid" and the "virgin" in the film really makes me think about my life, whether to protect myself or humans. Fortunately, the Americans showed a style of "love what to do" at the end, which made me relieved. Otherwise, a man who has been thinking about a movie for a long time is obviously not a man. But everyone has seen the result of being a man, and he must die first. It's not nonsense that mental patients think broadly. It's an inspiration to see a foolish person after smoking marijuana. If I have time, I can consider producing a video game for this movie. I will definitely buy it to play. I am looking forward to fighting the ballet girl who has only one mouth on her face.

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Extended Reading
  • Kirsten 2021-10-20 19:00:44

    It's fun to kill a group of monsters indiscriminately == Well, pretending to be a lofty P.

  • Mariela 2022-03-23 09:01:13

    This is not just a horror film, but a black humorous self-deprecation of the American horror film assembly line industry, and the reason for the brainless behavior and similar routines of the young people in many American horror films.

The Cabin in the Woods quotes

  • Marty: Okay, my turn! Jules!

    Jules: Mmm?

    Marty: Truth or dare?

    Jules: Let's go dare.

    Marty: All right. I dare you... to make out with...

    Curt: Please say "Dana," please say "Dana," please say "Dana."

    Marty: ...that moose, over there.

    Dana: Um, Marty? Have you ever seen a moose before?

    Marty: Whatever that mysterious beast is.

    Curt: That's a wolf.

    Holden: That's clearly a wolf.

  • Marty: [drives up smoking a bong] People in this town drive in a very counterintuitive manner.