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Same youth, different ending
Chesley 2022-03-21 09:01:10
The movie is really good. Thanks to Amway, the proud man, the American graduation in 1999 and our high school graduation in 13 have the same beginning! ! ! Break before graduation! ! ! However, none of us succeeded...( ＿ ＿)ノ｜I don’t know if it’s the same as the American school ending, but everyone didn’t say it. If that’s the case, I would be sadly reminded. It’s been three years since graduation. What a place! ! ! Hey, the second baby, the dark horse, the old demon, in a blink of an eye, do you want to call to celebrate if you have a good break? ? ? Heh heh heh, I didn’t receive such a call, but I assumed that you were not successful. But I sincerely wish you good luck. You don’t need to share this kind of thing. After all, Nima is still in China. The Chinese faction should be more stable (•ૢ⚈͒⌄⚈͒•ૢ) as long as there is an American comedy ending ✧*｡٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و✧*｡Go on ٩(•̤̀ᵕ•̤̤̀ᵒᵏᵎᵎᵎᵎᵎᵎᵎᵎᵎᵎᵎᵒ
Extended Reading
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[Deleted Scene. The boys sit by the lockers]
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: She's a college chick.
Jim: Cassanova!
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Debbie.
Steve Stifler: Bullshit - from where?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: She works part-time at my dad's store.
Steve Stifler: Yeah right, Oz, I bet it's more like your dad works at her store.
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Dude, come on, he does not.
Kevin: Really, Stifler, he's the manager.
Steve Stifler: Hey, I'm not making fun - I'm fucking impressed! I mean, "Hi, six inch or foot-long, white or wheat?" - that's some serious shit to master!
Kevin: Stifler, you're such an asshole!
Steve Stifler: [chuckles] Myers... I mean, what's the deal with you and Vicky anyways? I mean you guys have been going since homecoming for God's sake and all she'll do is blow you? Shit, I'd drop her like a steaming turd!
Finch: Do you commonly grasp warm pieces of stool?
Steve Stifler: I do when I'm throwing them at your mom, you damn freak!
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[Deleted scene. Kevin talk on the phone with Tom, who is driving]
Tom Myers: You called to ask me how to get laid?
Kevin: Well, yeah, you know, it's not like I can really call my dad. I don't even have his number.
Tom Myers: It's listed A-S-S-H-O-L-E.
Kevin: Yeah, you said it... Anyway, I was calling to see if I could get some advice - brother-to-brother. I mean, I think that tonight, Vicky's... I mean, there's a definite chance that...
Tom Myers: All right, all right - listen, have you ever heard of The Bible?
Kevin: What? Not THE Bible?
Tom Myers: That's not really its name but that's what we call it.
Kevin: Does it tell me how to... to get laid?
Tom Myers: You know what? Nevermind, you're not ready.
Kevin: Wait, ready for what?
Tom Myers: Woah, you're breaking up there. I gotta go, good luck at the party.