Brother tearing skin is actually very bad

Rubye 2022-03-23 09:01:10

Regarding the plot, many people say this: environmentalists are self-righteous and unrealistic. I feel the same way, but because of the characteristics of a stubborn fan, I still feel that it may be better to see it as a secret irony. 囧rz

Then, the real expression of Brother Xianpier Bo has become like this——

The old man arranged for environmentalists to go to the island with a purpose, telling them: my favorite baby dinosaurs need us to leave, not help. (Of course, by the way, they can also borrow their "good intentions" and inevitably do bad things to clean up the nephew who robbed them of their jobs.)

The butterfly effect in the first part is explained here: you can kill several people by pulling out a cage latch. Pull the pin to release the baby-cause riots-take away the bully-attract the wild boss bully (send a personal head)-hide the old bully-wear the bully brand blood clothes and taunt-attract the bully again (send Several heads)-escape into another wild boss Raptor territory (send n heads)-call to the rescue ship-rescue ship to send n heads-rescue ship exploded and let go of the old overlord-old overlord enters the dungeon Reap (the puppy should be silent for three minutes at this time, people, it doesn't matter)-the old overlord takes the small overlord to upgrade and kills the silly nephew by the way-send it back to the full-level old overlord. Since he is running for such an insidious purpose, the young photographer must be instigated by the old man, otherwise the variables are too great to control. It is conceivable that the old man had a long conversation with him before he went out. : Your task is to do bad things, and then pretend to be innocent and press the dead egg? So the question is, the heroine of this film actually survived, why! ? This is obviously inconsistent with the main theme! But she really can't die. If she is dead, the irony will be too obvious. People who are overwhelmed by animal protectors, environmentalists and compassion will pour dung on those who follow the trend.

As for the male protagonist, of course, it is the bald head who resembles Professor X. He retires after accomplishing his accomplishment, burying a thunder, and leaving a mess. After you have cleaned up, reflect on yourself. He doesn't care about money and fame. All he cares about is his dead comrade-in-arms. The origin of this person is unknown, and whereabouts are unknown. There is no swear word in the whole movie. He is full of justice and gleams with the wisdom of hunters. Well, in fact, he is not the protagonist. He is the audience who passed through after watching the movie. He is also called God. , The director did not know that there was such a person.

It looks like how the ship that was ransacked by the Velociraptor came here, and where did the dragon go? This is a problem. The third part is not about the Velociraptor landing. That's weird. The Velociraptor killed it. Crew, then dived and swam back? No, it should be the Velociraptor who killed the crew, then fired, started, fixed the rudder, and clicked to autopilot...

Besides, that daughter is really ugly. Dr. Chaos, is the person living next door to your house surnamed Wang?

Finally, this film review, I'm serious! real!

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Extended Reading
  • Harrison 2022-03-22 09:01:09

    It’s the first time I saw a big dinosaur. There are dinosaur eggs in the home of Nanyang’s classmates.

  • Eleanora 2022-04-23 07:01:08

    Except for the more realistic special effects of the dinosaurs, everything else, including the actor's plot, is several grades worse than the upper part, and the lessons have warned us again and again at the cost of blood and flesh: Never let women, children and idiots join you in your adventures team.

The Lost World: Jurassic Park quotes

  • [while luring the T-rex to follow them to the docks]

    Sarah Harding: Ian, slow down.

    [Ian looks behind him and sees the T-rex coming]

    Dr. Ian Malcolm: Uh... I don't think so.

  • Sarah Harding: [to Ian] I've worked around predators since I was 20 years old. Lions, jackals, hyenas... you.