A typical Sino-US co-production of Tuhi films, the entire film is full of awkward lines and endless grooves. Just pick a few of the most unbearable episodes
No.1 The 30-meter-long giant shark wandered around the dumpling-like Sanya shoal during the peak tourist season. Not a single person died, not a drop of blood was left, and not even a dog could catch up. It just caused a panic. The Sanya Municipal Government and the Tourism Bureau sponsored it.
No.2 Various teammates with 0 dodging points, "Look! He fell into the water, and he climbed up again, oh, he was hit by something again, and he actually climbed up again"
No.3 is a stupid and dying boss who only comes up with bad ideas and has to practice it himself (without a protagonist halo) and employees who can't wait to sail before the boss is settled. I thought that this boss would be the same as the same type of movie. He was positioned as a villain boss, but it turned out to be a mindless and pitiful passerby who didn't understand anything.
No.4 I didn't understand the scene where the helicopter collided and the debris fell and blew up the ship. What was the point of arranging this scene? It's so comfortable watching them stay on the boat for more than 10 minutes, just fried?
No.5 Did Li Bingbing's makeup artist and line design deliberately target my sister Bingbing? The question at the beginning and the final farewell to my father, even the child in the front seat was embarrassing to watch, it was a waste of Sister Bingbing's good English
No.5 Does the screenwriter insist on arranging a love line for Master Guo and Sister Bingbing that does not promote the plot? Lonely young women can also pick people, no wonder Sister Bingbing is indifferent and embarrassed to read her lines when she arrives in a love scene. Bald muscular men don't fit the oriental aesthetic at all, right? The audience felt that there was no sense of CP, but fortunately there was no kiss scene
No.6 This film is really a waste of good subject matter! As a classic cult theme in film history, the shark movie should be full of scenes of chasing and killing plasma, but this movie completely gave up plasma and stumps and arms for the sake of a reasonable release. The cruel bloodthirsty of sharks cannot be fully displayed. What's the point of this movie being called Megalodon? Why don't you change your name to Tun Tun Whale? In order for sharks to eat people and not see blood, the director even arranged two scenes in which sharks attacked ships and then exploded and killed people. The remaining scenes of swallowing people also greatly reduced the sense of excitement and oppression. If the future Blu-ray version can make up for some plasma and The stump lens is fine
This year, Johnson took the gorilla to force the crocodile, Star-Lord took his raptor son to kill another mutant raptor, you Guo Da couldn't sit still, so you took the shark Qun Qiang killed a prehistoric shark? You think you are the king of the sea, you can do your best, every time Statham gets in the water, I worry that his 200w big bald light bulb will attract big sharks over
To sum up, it's not that this movie is good, it's just that one general was picked out of the three bad movies in the same period. The investor didn't change the schedule to compete on the same stage as Ant-Man 2. It's really wise, 100% will be killed scum
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