A few simple complaints (bad taste, be careful)

Dangelo 2021-11-25 08:01:28

1. Watching current horror movies can already be calculated in a few minutes. The movie lasted for a long time, and it was good at first. After he got into the black brother's trouser legs inexplicably and then grew eyes, the movie fell into cliche. Simply speculate that the movie should have passed halfway. Ok, Ok.

2. Speaking of long eyes. Originally, I thought that the little starfish was quite mysterious at first, but suddenly eyes and mouth grew. And this setting makes it seem like I'm watching the Guardians of the Galaxy prequel.

3. Distressed that the two or three people in the small space station who were inexplicably killed by the Japanese did not even give the camera. But then again, what does it mean for you to float such a small thing outside without a second thought. (Some people say no one, I think I heard someone shouting, and there is also a shot of a monster eating people in the small space station)

4. Finally, the male lead of the source code has an idea, hey, doesn’t this thing need oxygen? Let’s take it. Oxygen attracts him! With all due respect, this little thing that needs oxygen bounced in a vacuum for ten minutes and killed a Russian. I don't feel how hypoxic he was.

In addition, baby, you have just been burned by this "oxygen candle". Why didn't you hold this candle as tight as a brother? Is this TM called a "high IQ creature"? Our dog, if you hit him with a stick, he hides when he sees the stick.

5. This film is absolutely politically correct. People of all races are available.

6. I thought that Green Lantern was the leading actor, but the screenwriter felt that if he continued to languish, the audience would be brought into Deadpool, so he made him lunch.

7. At the beginning of the whole film, it is emphasized: this thing is smart, every cell is a brain. As a result, the combination of things is not only a pig-style attack, the purpose of the attack is only to eat. And he was fooled by someone with a head casually. Originally, he went to kill astronauts for alien life with high IQ, but it turned out that this high IQ thing had nothing special except being stronger.

8. Speaking of intelligence, after the film came out of the little things, you can clearly feel that it is imitating the first part of "Alien". However, Alien, which is famous for its strong body, has higher intelligence than Calvin.

9. Wouldn't he get depression if you raise mice like this?

10. Suddenly at the end, people who haven't watched horror movies may feel very routine, but if they watch too much, they will find it far-fetched. It's just as bloody as the ending of "New Ferocious Ghost Street". It is simply forcibly left in suspense to shoot a sequel. But does anyone really think that this movie can have a sequel?

11. I took a ten-minute bus ride to the movie theater. Because there was no girl to accompany me, I brought a friend who studied medicine to see it. I was picking up the biological problems of the film throughout the process. It strengthened my idea of ​​finding a girlfriend quickly.

12. Don't forget to black out Asians, yes.

13. Nope, do you really think I can think of so much?

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Extended Reading
  • Alexa 2022-03-20 09:01:33

    The routine is still too outlandish. But to be honest, Kelvin's creation this time is not annoying, after all, the first instinct of creatures to come to the world is to survive. Looking forward to 616, the orthodox sequel to the originator of sci-fi horror. Another: In the future, I will only watch early movies without special circumstances, and chartering is the only solution so far to isolate idiots.

  • Kiarra 2022-03-20 09:01:33

    I watched the whole process with no interest. This kind of setting seems too old-fashioned or even naive today, and the reversal trick at the end is even more clumsy.

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