When the window of the mind of the actor of Bangziguo became smaller than the other, and his eyes were glamorous, the American emperor Huguo had been born with a rough word on his forehead. With a pair of big eyes of different colors and shapes, the girls are all blushing, liver trembling, fat kidney deficiency, heartbeat, blood pressure soaring:
In 2010, Tide Peanut's pair of Teddy-like warm and lovely black eyes Oh
Mei Di: Humph Well, I have a few centimeters. Jim gave me the
big eyes of Professor X in 2011. Mei
Di: Hmph, I have a few centimeters. Brandt gave me
the pair of wow blue wow blue in Uncle Dan 007 in 2012. Oh
Mei Di: Hum, I have a few centimeters, Aaron gave me the
dwarf of the tide master in 2013.
Mei Di: Hum, no matter how many times or a few centimeters, Hansel will give me
this Zen Buddhism. The highest state of human beings, should it remain unchanged and respond to all changes? U.S. Emperor, you arrogant! (No!)
OK, back to the topic. In this movie, Brother Han, his main task is to be responsible for selling cuteness...
Don't refute, mud is selling cuteness! Otherwise, what is the role of the scene where you sleep under the bed? There is still time to become powerless. Is it really all kinds of opportunities to take advantage of such a bad setting. What does it matter?
If someone told me five years ago, I would think that a middle-aged baby with a round face, big eyes, and arms thicker than my thighs would be so cute. I must put that person’s Pia to the ceiling and tear it off;
five years later, even if you take me Pia went to the ceiling and then tore it off, it couldn’t stop me holding the screen and saying to the fat man: cute~~
Once I thought I was Madame Curie-I can find out this is thunder anytime and anywhere, and
now I found out that I turned out to be Xi Le-I can find this so cute anytime and anywhere~~~~~
About female characters
When Sister Ge appeared on the stage, she was really all kinds of majestic and mighty. Whether it's facing a humanoid bomb or a petty admirer's trivial teasing, Sister Ge remains unchanged, and she is also desperate to beat up a witch. She often sees her sister Ge and the bad silver fight with blood on their faces, his brother's little white. There are no bruises on Chubby’s face... This is a BUG, BUG-but Gemma, I know you want to use drooping corners of your eyes to express sister Ge’s disdain for the world to create a sense of arrogance in the flower of Gaoling , But please don't keep that rogue rabbit-like look from beginning to end! The big blue eyes of your brother are as innocent and pure as a fat Ding...
The white witch girl of Female No. 2 looks weak and cute, but anyone who has learned a little high school Chinese understands that this is in the beginning.
That's why I didn't see the white girl undressing in front of Brother Han faster than pulling the curtains, the dog's eyes fell out!
Of course, I didn't see the white girl suddenly blinded the dog's eyes when she put the dog's eyes back in the dark, huh!
In contrast, Han Ge first twisted and refused to go into the water, and then hid behind the bushes, hurriedly roaring and dragging his pants. He was really weak. Everyone says that American women have a high social status, and there are also high difficulties when they are high. They are not better than a few male protagonists, and they are all embarrassed to say that they have come out to get involved. To be honest, I don’t remember
much about the clothing
. It’s probably a dark gothic style. Everyone is dark and dark. The white girl’s yellow dress is very eye-catching, and she wears the same color long suit and belt. Modern feel. When the weather gets warmer, I will try to dress like this too. But such a combination on my short legs is estimated to be ten percent tragedy. So, if you don’t have a height of 190 or so, or cut your shoulders and a small waist, or have a paper body with slender legs, don’t just challenge the shape of a long dress, trousers, and windbreaker. No law to see, unless you want to be People vomit and are short...
As for the plot
these years, if you watch action movies and care about the plot, you lose. Well, if you must ask me to summarize the plot in 50 words, then it would be:
Brother Han: You are a witch, die. !
Witch (Anger): Your sister is a witch, your whole family is a witch
Brother Han (was subtly pricked in the pain, violent): I killed you ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! !
So Gemei Han happily walked on the road to behead the witch.
I always don’t like playing tangled in action movies. It’s the shadow of childhood, the death of both parents, and the middle-aged widow. It feels like a ball of wool again. The heroes of DC are hypocritical, or Marvel's lack of heart and rough men's appetite for me, I'm sorry I digressed, please delete this section and start over.
I always don't like playing tangled in action movies. The plot of the witch hunter is just the kind I like: the plot is straight, with some twists and turns, and finally ends in a happy ending. What? Soft girl was smashed to death? I will tell you that this is also one of the conditions for a happy ending?
Okay, my lovely grass and mud horses are still staying in the nest, and none of them ran out. The tables in my house are still well placed in the house, and none of them are overturned. In view of the above two points, I think this This film is a good film, above.
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