Assassin’s Creed Movie: Even for fans, it’s a disaster

Toy 2021-11-24 08:01:21

[Updated on January 3, 2019]

I didn't expect to be questioned. I have never played a game... I had to prove myself

There was no host when playing the 1st generation, so there was no disc. The Odyssey borrowed someone and didn't get it back temporarily. In addition to the disc, there are many peripherals, collections of paintings, and official novels scattered all over the country, too lazy to take pictures.

Write the conclusion first: It has been a long time since I have encountered such a devastating movie-watching experience.

Let me talk about myself, the series fans, the main 1&2 generations (which are the generations most related to the movie), and I also like ACU and ACS. In the past few years, I don’t know how much money has been given to Ubisoft while scolding, but this time the movie , It is definitely the money I regret to send out, not one of them. In the past few years, I have also watched a lot of bad movies (sorry for myself), what BvS, what Warcraft, what Apocalypse (I personally don't think Apocalypse is a bad movie, but it can't match the film critics), what Suicide Squad... All of the above None of the AC movies hit me as hard. For this reason, I will not mention passers-by (passers-by who watch this movie will have suicidal thoughts, believe me), just as a fan to talk about why the reputation and box office of AC movies are so sad. Because firstly it didn't tell a story clearly, secondly it didn't serve the fans well, and secondly it didn't even have a decent climax. In the first half of this year, a large number of supplementary shots were taken. If you have experience in large-scale projects, it will be clear what this means: it is almost a devastating processing problem, and the final result is basically no expectation. Back to the movie. The first thing that came out was the familiar Yubiao...Ubisoft logo, and the huge 3D assassin logo. When I saw it, I was still very moved. In fact, this is basically the most touching part of the film. What is the whole story? If you have played the first generation, you will feel that the plot is very similar to the first generation. A modern friend who is five points similar to Desmond was captured by abstergo (here is rescued from the death penalty frame, no difference, no matter what. Explain to the death penalty for what Fasha has done), in order to get the golden apple, you will be taught by Anima. After entering the Animus, there was a long shot with an eagle traveling over the mountains to Spain. This 3D effect was very good, and here I felt the noble $16. The benefit of the fare of 99 (because the latter effect can only make me dizzy 3D). Anima has evolved from lying down to a claw. I think this is like a game that has evolved from a handle keyboard to a VR mapping. It’s so annoying. Here’s a short story. When I was young: the protagonist’s father killed the protagonist’s mom and was wearing an assassin’s uniform. There is no turning point here, I don't know what happened) Then a pair of father and daughter of Abstergo got into the building to look for apples. There are many other assassin friends in the building. Fasha entered the animus (reluctantly) looking for an apple. Ancient plot, Spanish Inquisition. (I think I need a handle at this time) Fasha woke up and saw his dad. His dad said that killing his mother is just, and he said that you can kill me but you can't help them find an apple. Fa Sha Da thoroughly enlightened his dad and took the initiative to help them find an apple. I found an apple. Dog men and women are going to run away. The assassins in the building suddenly uprised and wanted to stop the dog father and daughter. Failed and ran away by helicopter. The dog father and daughter ran to London to show a new apple they got. Fa Sha met the woman at the door, the woman let him in, Fa Sha killed his dad. Then I don't know why they escaped from the scene. A total of 4 friends (here is a tribute to ACU), Leap of Faith on a nearby tall building. Suddenly it was gone. Interspersed in the middle are a number of slashing fingers, phantoms of the assassins of the past, and other fan benefits. The entire ancient plot part is shrouded in strange light-grain effects, and the modern plot, especially the animus part, is dazzling and blinding. I don't understand the purpose. The whole film does not even explain the relationship between the forerunner civilization and the golden apple! ! ! ! ! If you haven't played the series, you don't even know what this key item is for! ! ! I heard someone muttering when they saw the shape of an apple that this thing doesn't look like an apple at all! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Does Ubisoft really know what I want to watch as a player? I know I must not see Ezio and Altair, and I don't ask for that. What do players want to watch on the plot? Huge brain holes, wonderful conspiracy theories, chatting and laughing with celebrities, participating in major historical events...I shouldn't it be too much to sum up and wear a watch like this? I saw a lot of fan benefits, from the previous generation weapons in the glass cabinet to the repeated creed itself, and the god TM jumped two or three times without letting me see the leap of faith in Haystack. These things are almost Is yelling "Hey Uncle Player Satisfied?" Dissatisfied! Of course I am not satisfied with the fuck! Modern plots are very important, but the modern plots written so badly still want me to buy it? Next life! Does Ubisoft want to use Abstergo staffing similar to that of the first generation so that I can directly fill in the story of the first generation so as to omit my own background? Ancient plot? No more than half an hour, and in terms of fighting, the first minute was okay. The parkour chase scene was so long that it entered a state that could be called lackluster. And the assassin of 1492 is still cutting his fingers? ? ? ! ! ! This is the worst time the Second Taiye was hacked. [20170215 update, I see many people say that I am picky about the assassin's finger cut in 1492? That can only mean that you are not real fans.jpg. The second generation of Leonardo da Vinci lied to Ezio when he said that he wanted to chop his fingers. It was in 1476, and ezio’s father’s fingers were also intact. The Assassin’s organization never found a way to improve the Hidden Blade from the second grandfather in the Golden Apple. Once the finger was chopped, as for the Chinese assassin Shao Yun's sword in his boots, it was just an ordinary localization of the weapon. I can't think of how the mentally retarded thing like chopping the finger would be the only way to retain it. It seems the world After all, it is sweet or not spicy. 】 If a movie is only focused on being a fan-oriented film, but it still refuses to be released on a small scale/just release only DVD (speaking of FF7 and FF15 movies!), but to become a commercial film, the essence is still that point. Fans want to buy things, then even fans will not buy it! After all, people’s expectations of going into a movie theater are fundamentally different from the expectations of buying DVDs to watch/play console games at home, even fans. To make a good movie, you must first make a good movie. Successful game changes are not without. Silent Hill 1 and Resident Evil 2 are all closely related to the original game. While benefiting fans, they can also achieve a bumper harvest at the box office. Without diamonds, don't engage in porcelain work. You should focus on being your bug creed. There is also Children of Light 2. Seriously, I have been looking forward to a follow-up. Finally, I suggest that if you are not a fan and have never played any Assassin's Creed game, then don't watch it. If you are a fan, especially a fan of the first and second generations, I think it’s a good idea to buy the cheapest one to watch the fun, don’t waste money watching 3D. jpg. The second generation of Leonardo da Vinci lied to Ezio when he said that he wanted to chop his fingers. It was in 1476, and ezio’s father’s fingers were also intact. The Assassin organization never found a way to improve the Hidden Blade from the second grandfather in the Golden Apple. Once the finger was chopped, as for the Chinese assassin Shao Yun's sword in his boots, it was just an ordinary localization of the weapon. I can't think of how the mentally retarded thing like chopping the finger would be the only way to retain it. It seems the world After all, it is sweet or not spicy. 】 If a movie is only focused on being a fan-oriented film, but it still refuses to be released on a small scale/just release only DVD (speaking of FF7 and FF15 movies!), but to become a commercial film, the essence is still that point. Fans want to buy things, then even fans will not buy it! After all, people’s expectations of going into a movie theater are fundamentally different from the expectations of buying DVDs to watch/play console games at home, even fans. To make a good movie, you must first make a good movie. Successful game changes are not without. Silent Hill 1 and Resident Evil 2 are all closely related to the original game. While benefiting fans, they can also achieve a bumper harvest at the box office. Without diamonds, don't engage in porcelain work. You bitch, let's focus on your bug creed. There is also Children of Light 2. Seriously, I have been looking forward to a follow-up. Finally, I suggest that if you are not a fan and have never played any Assassin's Creed game, then don't watch it. If you are a fan, especially fans of the first and second generations, I think it’s a good idea to buy the cheapest one to watch the fun, don’t waste money watching 3D.

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Assassin's Creed quotes

  • Ellen Kaye: We've won. People no longer care about their civil liberties.They care about their standard of life. The modern world has outgrown notions like freedom. They're content to follow.

    Alan Rikkin: The threat remains while free will exists. For centuries we've tried, with religion, with politics, and now consumerism, to eliminate dissent. Isn't it time we gave science a try?

  • Maria: When I die today don't waste your tears.