This is not an epic, it is a large-scale Spring Festival Gala in ancient costumes

Tina 2022-04-04 08:01:01

I watched the Spring Festival Gala last night, and my mother kept saying what kind of thing this is. I was so sorry for my expectations. I think this sentence is also applicable to this movie. The logo of Huayi Brothers at the beginning of the film is very 3D, and the names of the partners that follow are also very 3D, but after watching it, I found that this is the most 3D part of the whole film; the modern play at the beginning also has the feeling of a Hollywood blockbuster, but it turns out that , the modern play of this film is the same as the modern play of "Taking Tiger Mountain by Wisdom", and it has almost nothing to do with the main line. At the beginning of the fight between the two groups of troops from the Western Regions, Jackie Chan, as the peace ambassador on the Silk Road, stepped forward to persuade the fight, and the way of persuading the fight was quite the style of a Tang monk - not the Tang monk in "Journey to the West", but the one in "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons". You sing "Three Hundred Children's Songs". Next, there was a female shooter who refused to accept it and went up to fight him with a whip. This fight scene has the feeling of Jackie Chan's "Myth" back then. , like "Alexander the Great", like "Gladiator" and "Spartan 300", but the effect is not much better than "One Step Away" Cosplay, "The Godfather" and "The Great Dictator". Although Jackie Chan has always been a gentleman, he only resisted and did not fight back, but he accidentally took off the other party's veil. Later, he found out that the tradition on their side is that as long as their appearance is seen by a man, they must show their bodies - don't worry, brother. , we don't even know that you did it on purpose~ After persuading the fight, the family class led by Jackie Chan and the peacekeeping force of the Protectorate of the Western Regions (there are police officers, urban management, migrant workers, civil servants...) were framed inexplicably. He was assigned to the frontier to support national defense construction. As soon as he arrived there, he joined a large-scale group fight. Jackie Chan and his friends also beat the most people while saying "don't fight". After playing for a while, the Chopsticks Brothers appeared and told Jackie Chan that no matter what kind of international superstar you are, coming to the square is not as popular as my "Little Apple". In fact, the Chopsticks Brothers are used to play skits in this movie, but the way of amusing is relatively simple, similar to the kind of foolishness in "Guardians of the Galaxy". Also like "Guardians of the Galaxy" is the film's perfunctory love scenes. In addition, if the head of Yanmen Pass is called Yantou, then according to the "Qianziwen", "Yanmen Zisai, Jitian Chicheng", wouldn't the head of Jitian be called Jitou? Then a group of Roman troops suddenly came here, but the land of the Han Dynasty is so far away from Rome, it is not as simple as drinking 2,000 boxes of mineral water in 2 days as Jackie Chan said. Then John. As soon as Cusack opened his mouth, how come even the Romans spoke English? But think about it, don't even aliens speak English in the movie? That's fine, but Jackie Chan, a Han Chinese, can speak English? Don't lie to me that I don't read much. In addition, the western friends in this film sometimes speak Mandarin, but the subtitles below show that it is in XX language. Did the dubbing engineer go on vacation or what? And Jackie Chan, can't you find a voice actor with your big tongue? what! Can you explain to me what the Silk Road means? Just when Jackie Chan was about to be beaten to the ground by John Cusack, a sandstorm came, so in line with the policy of unity, friendship, mutual benefit and win-win, Jackie Chan graciously accommodated them. Later, I found that they still understand architecture, so I let them stay and build the city wall together. In order to show the great unity of the people of all ethnic groups, Jackie Chan led everyone to hold a frontier cultural and art performance. The elder brother himself also took the stage to hold a concert, and issued the strongest voice of the era of "Oath to turn troubled times into Xiangxiang (Chengxiang)". In fact, this film should be directed by Zhang Yimou. I believe he will definitely bring us a wonderful opening ceremony of the Silk Road Games. The city wall was repaired in a blink of an eye, and this great tofu slag project also witnessed the deep affection between the good friends. At this moment, Adrien Brody came on stage and abruptly broke up the good friends. As soon as the camera switched, it was found that Jackie Chan's eldest brother's wife was being chased and killed. Jackie Chan miraculously appeared by her side, and the female shooter whom he hadn't seen for a long time also miraculously appeared by Jackie Chan's side. Along with the female shooter, there were A handsome guy from the Western Regions that I had seen before, after reporting to his home, he found out that his name was Hongri! I couldn't help but blurt out: "Destiny is torturous, even if fate is twisted and bizarre..." The next escape can be described as an open door: Jackie Chan threw a few iron pots filled with charcoal into the sky, and the pots turned in the air After a few laps, no charcoal fell; later he threw a few jars of wine into the sky and let the red sun shoot through it for him, but the wine burned before it hit the ground. This is wine, it's petrol bombs... In the end, although they escaped, Jackie Chan's wife died heroically. Here, the screenwriter tactfully avoided a love triangle from happening. After returning to Yanmen Pass, Jackie Chan started a Jedi counterattack. It has to be said that Li Rengang's experience in filming the "UFO Trilogy" allowed him to make this part of the war scene remarkable. rare. However, Li Rengang claimed that the flying saucer cap this time is different from the previous one. In my opinion, only the decorative pattern has changed... In the end, Adrien Brody put John. Cusack was locked in the ruins of an ancient city, and set a torch to surround John Cusack. In order not to let the fire outside burn his good friend to death, Jackie Chan shot him to death with one arrow... When Jackie Chan lost to Adrien Brody, he first possessed the Tang monk again, and put him right The people betrayed their relatives and separated, and then came a shocking reversal, and finally let him stab himself to death... Before he died, he led his Roman delegation to sing a national anthem like an Olympic medal winner. The whole film is so harmonious closed. In short, I spent the money of a movie ticket, watched another Spring Festival Gala, and saw Jackie Chan’s concert and his touching speech on peace on the big screen. The key is that all of this is in 3D. I feel Very pleased.

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  • Don 2022-04-13 09:01:06

    When Jackie Chan sang, he was in a trance and thought he was watching a performance by the Heart to Heart Art Troupe. Putting aside the main melody and all kinds of sensationalism, it was actually okay. In the end, there was a national unity. My sister has been complaining about Jackie Chan being so old. Can you not look for twenty years old? Little girl plays a love drama 23333

  • Clovis 2022-04-05 09:01:07

    The final confrontation between the villain and the Oscar winner is for Mao? ? ? Desire to die?

Dragon Blade quotes

  • Huo An: General Huo once said, "A person who only laments the past is a coward, whereas a person who can change the future is a true hero."

  • Huo An: Success doesn't depend on how many you are, but on how determined you are.