Ten tips for going to school

Violette 2022-06-29 18:12:45

1: Be sure to listen carefully in class, because you may have missed: preparation of chemical reagents, human body structure, ancient Chinese history, American war history, if your concentration time in class does not exceed 5 minutes, then at least remember The most critical lesson: the cycle of cause and effect, retribution is unhappy.

2: On the way to school, you must carefully observe those students who are traveling alone in the wind and rain. If you have a car, it is best to take them with you.

3: If you have a female classmate, her hair always looks like she hasn't washed her hair for two years, don't laugh at her for being possessed by Sadako, give her a bottle of Head & Shoulders, you will regret it when she buys her own and washes her hair .

4: If you have a classmate, he is an Indian Assam, don't miss every opportunity to bully him, don't be afraid that he will retaliate against you one day, the cycle of cause and effect does not work for him.

5: If you have a classmate who is an over-acting black man, don't laugh at him for being sissy and shallow, tell him that one day you will play Hero again.

6: When asking for help at 5 a.m., be sure to ask about every battle the subject has participated in, and tell him without hesitation that your grandfather fought alongside him.

7: Don't go to any campus party. If you have to, don't drink any drinks. If you drink it accidentally, then you can use the rest of your life to keep Fucking God.

8: If you can drive, the speed must be more than 15 kilometers. It is best to have two more marijuanas. The most important thing is to denounce him for being unprofessional when you do these things and are let go by the police. Give him your middle finger, knowing that you've saved more than one life by doing so.

9: Whenever you have a stomachache, be sure to go to the hospital first.

10: What has nothing to do with school is: Don't trust any film director, because you are very likely to insist on seeing the subtitles for the climax of blood and brains flying together, only to find out that it turns out that the director is a literary film.

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  • Dane: [grabs Bradley's face while he's chained to the chair; Dane is filled with rage] Do you know my name? Huh?

    Bradley: Huh?

    Dane: Do you know my name? You don't even know my name, do you? My name is Dane. And you've tortured me since we were kids.

    Bradley: Please. Please don't hurt me anymore. Don't hurt me anymore.

    Dane: You're a real coward, huh? Huh? You know that? Huh? And do you know why I'm gonna hurt you? 'Cause you can't stop me.

    Bradley: Don't, please.

    Dane: [smacks Bradley's head] Any of that ring a bell, Brad?

    Bradley: Please don't cut off my fingers. Don't you cut off my fingers.

    [Dane pulls out his switchblade causing Bradley to freak out]

    Bradley: please, please don't you cut.. don't you cut off my fingers.

    [He starts crying]

    Bradley: Don't you cut off my fingers!

    [Dane prepares to cut off Bradley's fingers causing him to start crying]

    Bradley: please don't cut them off. Don't cut them off. Don't cut them off. Don't cut them off.

    Dane: Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Bradley, Bradley. Okay. Okay, I won't cut off your fingers.

    [Dane starts flipping his knife around in his hand]

    Dane: but here's the thing, I think that this world would be better off without you.

    [presses the knife against Bradley's throat]

    Dane: But since I promised I won't kill you, I'll just make sure you can't do harm ever again.

    Bradley: I'm sorry.

    Dane: [scoffs] What?

    Bradley: I'm sorry.

    Dane: [mockingly] You're sorry?

    Bradley: I'm sorry.

    Dane: You're sorry.

    Bradley: [sobbing] I am sorry. I- I'm sorry. I am sorry. I'm sorry.

    Dane: You're only sorry, Brad.

    Bradley: I- I am sorry.

    Dane: You're only sorry. You don't have a choice but to be sorry.

    Bradley: No, no I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

    Dane: [put his knife against Bradley's ear and cheek] And that means, Brad, that you're not sorry.

    [filled with rage]

    Dane: I spent a great deal of time thinking about how I'd like to get even with you. And no matter what I came up with... I just didn't feel satisfied. The anger and the hatred that you poured into me for years made it impossible. But I came up with a way, Bradley. I came up with a way to take everything that you love away from you. You will never, ever enjoy sex again.

    [puts the knife to his groin]

    Dane: you will never, ever play football again. And you.. you will spend the rest of your little, pathetic life... Confined to a wheelchair!

    [stabs Bradley in the back and severs his spine paralyzing him permanently]

    Dane: Remember biology, Bradley? Remember we learned that if somebody severed the human spinal cord, they would become instantly paralyzed? No, no, you probably don't remember that lesson because you were too busy devising of ways to fuck...

    [severs his spine some more]

    Dane: with me and my friends. Well, guess what, Brad. Guess what. I did some devising of my own. Every time you hoist yourself into that wheelchair, I want you to think of me... smiling.

  • Dane: [Andy is preparing to cut Riggs tongue off] Riggs, this is really gonna hurt you. Good news is this can only happen once in your lifetime.

    [Kurtis comes in with a gun]

    Kurtis: Let him go. Don't make me kill you, Dane.

    Dane: I suggest you turn around and leave, Kurtis. We have no issue with you.

    Kurtis: Yeah, well, I got an issue with you. I don't like being shot at.

    Dane: You weren't invited to this party. You shouldn't have come.

    Kurtis: Fate brought me here to stop you.

    Dane: [to Andy] Cut off his tongue!

    Kurtis: [points gun at Andy and Jack] Do it, and I'll kill both of you.

    Dane: [laughs] Fine, kill us. We had no plans of living after today, anyway. You'll only do what we planned to do.

    Kurtis: [shoots gun in air] I'm serious.

    Dane: I don't know if you've noticed, but so are we.

    Kurtis: Dane, You've been my friend a long time, but I can't let you do this.

    Dane: You know, I wish there was more people like you. Then we wouldn't be here.

    Kurtis: Come on, man. I know Riggs is a prick, but he don't deserve this

    Dane: You're wrong. He does. Andy do it!

    [Kurtis shoots and kills Andy causing Dane to shoot Kurtis in the shoulder, he stands over Kurtis ready to kill him]

    Dane: you should've left when you had the chance.

    [Emily shoots and kills Dane]

    Emily: I've had enough.

    Jack: Me too.

    [Emily hands Jack a gun and they hug]

    Emily: We're all responsible. Kelli. I think that you're wrong. I really do think you would've come to like me. I just wanted to be friends.

    [Jack shoots and kills her]

    Cop: [offscreen] Police! Freeze! Drop the weapon!

    Jack: [puts the gun to his head] There are more like us out there.

    Cop: I said drop it! Just drop the weapon. It's not worth it. We can work it out.

    Jack: You're too late

    [the screen cuts to black and he shoots himself]