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Love starts and ends warmly
Alyson 2022-03-23 09:02:58
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Lois Riley: Mind picking up my mail and newspaper while Doug is gone?
Harriet: Why can't your neighbor across the street do it?
Lois Riley: She moved.
Harriet: And all your other neighbors?
Lois Riley: Just until Doug gets back.
Harriet: Okay. I have to drive over here all the way from Zionsville every day because my nutcase sister can't walk down her own damn driveway. Lois? Somehow, someway, and someday you're just gonna have to walk out that door.
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Mallory: How you doin' tonight?
Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: I'm okay. How about you?
Mallory: Oh I'm real good. You want a private lap dance in the VIP room?
Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: Oh no, not right now. Thank you.
Mallory: Not right now? I'm gonna be off work soon. Come on it's right upstairs. It's only $250. You get a bottle of champagne and me for an hour.
Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: I don't drink champagne.
Mallory: I do.
Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: Thank you, but.
Mallory: [interrupts] Come on. An hour. Just you and me.
Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: [sees co-workers] Shit!
Mallory: You know those guys? You want the room?
Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: Alright.