Car Owner:
It's still crooked.
Said:
What?
Car Owner:
It's still crooked.
Said:
What, the bumper?
Car Owner:
What else?
Said:
It's brand new.
Car Owner:
Maybe, but it's still crooked.
Said:
I'll take another look at it, sir.
Car Owner:
What for? It's crooked!
Said:
I don't think so.
Car Owner:
Are you saying I'm blind?
Said:
No, but you might be mistaken. Looks can be deceiving.
Car Owner:
My eyes are fine, and thank God for that.
Said:
And it's not crooked.
Car Owner:
Yes, it is! It's fucking crooked!
Khaled:
No, it's not.
Car Owner:
Get Abu Salim and have him look at it.
Khaled:
It's not crooked. You're probably cross-eyed.
Car Owner:
What did you say?
Khaled:
It's straight at a ruler.
Car Owner:
Go get Abu Salim. He'll tell you.
Said:
I'll check it with a level.
[he takes a level and gives it to Khaled, who checks it]
Car Owner:
So who's cross-eyed now?
Said:
You are, sir. See? The ground's uneven, but the bumper's straight.
Car Owner:
Are you trying to screw me over? I can see it myself.