There are no good or bad people in this world, right?

Taya 2022-04-12 08:01:01

After watching the entire movie, there are only two words in my mind.

"Shit"

This is the most shitty movie I've ever seen. It was originally because of my paper that you are paralyzed and can't come out. I feel that I am digressing and I will have a big relationship with TA tomorrow (the guy is still a Finn lying in bed) Slot!) It's too hard to talk about life, find ideas, and talk about an ideal life, so I wanted to find a horror movie to heal my soul, and as a result, I fucking ordered such a movie.

I don't know how to define such a movie. At first I thought it was a horror movie, but then I thought it was a zombie movie (although none of the zombies in this movie meet the definition of zombie), but after seeing it, I thought it was a typical The Hollywood-style hero popcorn film, and then I thought it was an anti-government film, and continued to watch it, I thought it was a romance film, and then. . . Nima! The heroine actually died! . . . So I think this is a base film (especially when the male protagonist kisses his girlfriend's head [only one head is left] and says I LOVE YOU, my whole mind is YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. [Although a minute later, the male protagonist I just used a tractor to flatten my friend's head orz]), and then I resisted the urge to explode the buddy chrysanthemum next to me and continued watching, I think this is a black police movie (obviously Americans like black police very much =w=) A group of policemen beat zombies and killed civilians for a long time. . . Then at the end of the movie, Nima is actually sublimated, and the zombie kneels in front of the cross. Then when my heart feels good Nima's fresh ending! ! ! What the hell! ! ! This movie gave me another huge shock. Is this a political conspiracy? This is a prequel to Return of the Living Dead, right? The whole movie is actually a government conspiracy theory! !

Well, let me calm down and adjust the three views that I have been ravaged. .



Hello viewers and friends, what you are seeing now is a typical black humor film, through death and infinite swearing, the male protagonist is dead and alive, alive and dead, dead is the same as living, it is better to live than to die The typical life of the people reflects the huge mental pressure and confusion about the society under the highly prosperous modern America. The resurrection through the death of the hero's military identity reflects the irony of honor in an absurd society and the spiritual confusion and sin of a capitalist society where money is paramount. The whole film sublimates the theme of the film to the perspective of war and peace through the final experiment, expresses the protest against the hegemony of the US government, and reflects the evil and evil of capitalism. It shows that only socialism can save America.



. . Fuck you



I'm telling you this movie is nothing but endless fuck fuck and fuck. Americans like this kind of stuff, don't they? Hong Kong's Infernal Affairs is a little literary and fresh, and the American version of Infernal Affairs is endless fuck [239 times in total in the whole film]. When Tony Leung and Andy Lau said affectionately that I was a good person, Leonardo was shot in the head long ago, and then tragically died in the elevator with the door slammed shut.

Yes, life is not so small and fresh. It's all fucking heavy. You'll get headshots when you walk on the road, and you'll be shot to death if you save a child. What else can you believe? If you have to sum up the meaning from the movie, this movie is an extremely satirical movie. When the male protagonist's base friend is left with a head, you will be depressed and laugh wildly while watching the male protagonist use fake Jb pokes on the base friend's throat and makes him vibrate. You will also laugh in pain watching the scene where the male protagonist and base friend shoot each other with guns, but they will never kill each other. You will feel that your moral values ​​are being destroyed, despite the tragedy, despite the sadness, even though everyone is fucking dead, a single fuck is enough to make you laugh for a long time.

Yes, I laughed.

If I have to say that this shit movie has taught me something about this perverted, wretched, fresh, pseudo-literary, and artistic dead fat guy with three wrong views.

That is your wife will be NTR, you can do good things or bad things, because you will not die, and the government will OOXX you.

You only have one life, so cherish life



WHO MONTHER FUCKING CARE?







PS: This film is really good for writing my paper orz. .

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Extended Reading
  • Jean 2022-04-17 09:01:13

    Creative ~ quite funny.

  • Jevon 2022-04-17 09:01:13

    90 minutes of blandness plus the final 20 minutes of a stylistic shift that seems to end with a director-like cult ending. The section of talking with a vibrator is a bit new.

The Revenant quotes

  • Joey: Bart... you gotta kill me. You gotta kill me, man...

    Bart: Kill you?

    Joey: I can't go through eternity talking with a fuckin' dildo on my throat.