Crazy Tucao! ! ! !

Florence 2022-03-23 09:02:46

"Man of Tai Chi"---Brother Keanu's debut film, the whole process of watching the premiere last night was crazy! ! !
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Isn't this the work of the three directors? , In fact, it is: Chinese Beijing Hutong Lane Life Drama + Hong Kong Police and Bandit Movie + Hollywood High-Tech Spy Movie! ! !
In the 2-hour movie, I was going crazy with the starring's hairstyle. The whole film was filled with a feeling of being confident with rejoicing. What's going on?
Even if it is a plane from Beijing to Hong Kong, it is not an instant direct connection! How many times a day is going to and fro? (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻Brother
Keanu every time he wears a mask, it reminds me of what WWE is all about...
Debon, how many advertisements did you put in to incorporate the entrepreneurial spirit? The laughter is too blunt!!
In fact, this is a Chinese kung fu film with a foreign perspective. It has always emphasized that Tai Chi was not a traditional kung fu and did not appear on the big stage, so the point of view that it needs to be carried forward now almost makes me laugh...
In the end, the big trick that the master taught the protagonist was the "Qigong" in their eyes!! Or an upgraded version of "Turtle Wave"! The master made the protagonist vomit with one move, and the protagonist beat Keanu with one move.
I'm not a member of the Appearance Association, but you are too frustrated, I'm not short, that hair stylist has a grudge against you, right? Keanu BOSS 's The limelight will overtake you to the Nth power. I don’t need to mention the Lamborghini, the most attractive BOSS car in the film (I changed a few cars), and in the last battle, the protagonist’s height is about the same height as Keanu’s legs, yours Before the hand touches the boss, the boss will hit you with one punch. You can make up your mind: small short hands and short legs meet long legs and long hands, you can't hit the scene where I can't hit me. In the end, if it wasn't for a "Qigong" big move, the BOSS would have killed the protagonist long ago...
At the final meeting with real people, the protagonist brother, you are much better looking in real life than in the movie. Really, hairstyle is very important! ! ! Brother Keanu came to the stage with long hair and a beard. He is not as energetic as he looks in the movie. I will tell you that I didn't understand the English communication during the meeting and I just looked at people?
===Finally: If
you like Keanu, let's go and join us. Please be mentally prepared that your debut novel will definitely have all kinds of flaws. . .

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  • Rickey 2022-04-02 09:01:07

    It's important to focus on fighting, but the storyline can't be boring. Keanu is the villain boss, the male one is so ugly in comparison. Tai Chi legend Li Hu was designed to go to Hong Kong to participate in the black ring, and finally found that he was over the edge to defeat the villain.

  • Jasen 2022-03-31 09:01:06

    Two stars and three stars have been thinking about it for a long time. The story is very simple. It is about a character talking about Tai Chi. The name is not good. In fact, it has nothing to do with the expected "Xia". The mistakes that foreign screenwriters make when writing Chinese stories. Then when I was completely disappointed with the art of this film, the action scenes didn't bring much climax, so I relied on Karen Mok to watch it.

Man of Tai Chi quotes

  • Female Announcer: A fine line separates a fighter from a warrior. One is motivated by reason, the other, by purpose.

  • Master Yang: You must meditate.

    'Tiger' Chen Lin Hu: Why?

    Master Yang: To clear your mind, guide your Chi and gain control.

    'Tiger' Chen Lin Hu: I have control.

    Master Yang: No, you have power not control.

    'Tiger' Chen Lin Hu: Power is control.

    Master Yang: That is an illusion.

    'Tiger' Chen Lin Hu: It is not an illusion... it's reality. I live in it, you don't. What I learn here I can't use out there.

    Master Yang: How can you use what you have not yet learned? Only when you've dispelled these illusions, will you find your way again.