I no longer dare to complain about the plot, I only dare to complain about the wrong props

Ryley 2022-04-06 09:01:07

I will not complain about the idea of ​​this film. Anyway, apart from "Han Yuandi is so powerful, he did not have a soldier or a soldier to send a mouth gun to add the thirty-six kingdoms of the Western Regions to the yet-to-be-born Roman Empire and whatever you look at it. The plots of other ghosts and animals other than the Parthian Empire with the hat of the Qing Dynasty are insignificant. In order to prevent my blood tank from being emptied all at once, I will only complain about the basic item errors first. If you still have a little bit of historical common sense, please don't go to the movie.

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1. I will not complain about the director's inability to distinguish between the Yanmen Pass that trapped Gaozu and the Yumen Pass that the Qiang Flute did not pass. First of all, the standard armor of the Han army is definitely not Mingguang armor - if I remember correctly, the Western Han Dynasty should be scale armor. As for that flying saucer cap, I'll continue hehe--Isn't anyone teaching you that this kind of thing is rounded on your head?

2. Who can tell me which generals here have normal IQ? The cavalry of the Han Dynasty actually did not wear light armor and did not use bows and crossbows, but instead attacked head-on. The Romans actually learned the all-purpose tripping rope and did not have to refuse horses and wooden fences. The hero went to Liangshan to fight Gao Qiu Yuan Tengfei and talk about the Yue family army. It was Roman cavalry who rushed to the magnificent Yanmen Pass—you read that right, the Roman cavalry in BC, not the allied cavalry, not the Gallic cavalry and the Germanic mercenary cavalry, but the Roman cavalry wearing various cast armor— - Regardless of whether the overall breastplate worn by Octavian dares to equip hundreds of ordinary knights, even if this story is really about the so-called "Remnants of the Crassus Legion" in "Lixuan Ancient City" , that Crassus Legion definitely did not bring such a gorgeous Roman cavalry. You should wear a leather deck armor or something!

3. The siege IQ of the Romans was reduced to zero, and the fortification skills were simply against the sky. 15 days of using metal cages(?) to hold gravel and building cranes to supplement the city is terrible - you can check whether there is any mention of this method of building in the "Ten Books of Architecture" - when I see A handsome stone city built a metal gabion, and then when a group of gays smeared mud on it, the whole person was not well, okay! What are you going to fix? What is the mud doing? Is it decorative? I also believe in you! The only thing that is gratifying is that the design of the crane is relatively in line with history, the only thing unofficial history can see. But that thing about putting a shield up against a stone... do you think the Roman Scutum was made of pure copper? Others have wooden frame skins and copper edges, your sister!

4. Roman equipment...I'm really going to hit the wall...Do you dare to make your shield a little more fake? You need to find a bunch of guys with an average height of 180 who are obviously Germanic in appearance to play the Romans of average height. Nima's short and fat Scutum with a height of 1.2 meters is stretched to suit the height of the actors. I won't talk about you. Would you dare to paint me the color of a Roman shield? Do you dare to make Umbo normal? And what are the nondescript Hasta spears that your group of legionnaires have changed by the Marius army? Do you dare to wear plate armor? Would you dare to let the centurion wear chainmail and wear a horizontal quill? Don't you know that the vertical head feathers are not worn by officers of all ranks? There is also a scorpion crossbow used by the Romans, which is very powerful and uses a winch. It cannot be held or pulled by hand! Do you think it's Qin Nu? Also, the Romans didn't use the Iberian dagger well. After a group of people lined up, the people behind them all used bows and crossbows to shoot first. Do you think they were shooting heroes? It's true that you have been with the Parthians for a long time and learned to play with bows and arrows, right? But the Parthians play a recurve compound bow! And what you voted for was a short spear, not a pilum, are you trying to kill me? Also, why don't you set up a good formation and learn Chinese-style battlefield melee? Why did you rule out the double V formation in Yanmen Pass? Actor friends, you are so shameful for your small steps!

5. Are the Parthians really wearing that messy clothes are you kidding me? I won't complain about the Parthians, although they took the heads of the Persian Empire, but they are not Persians. I will assume that they really signed an agreement with the Romans in ancient Persian, and even then they should use Achaeme. Aramaic Persian in the Ned Empire! Why the fuck do you use modern Arabic improved Persian letters! You bully me again, the camera is moving too fast, can't you see what you wrote? It's going to be abolished, director, you are really not pretending to be forced!

6. Finally, end this rant with a great miracle. Our school's teacher Zhang Xushan wrote a paper to discuss the authenticity of "Lixuan Ancient City". This "crystallization of Chinese and Western exchanges" was originally just an academic joke compiled by an Australian middle school teacher who returned to China after traveling to China. I bumped into you at Peking University. The last civil science that looked panicked and told you that he was being persecuted by academic authorities because he overthrew the theory of relativity is of a nature, but it only became popular after being reported by a domestic newspaper. There's been a show -- locals have heard about it and said that their home-baked naan is a pizza to claim their Latin origin -- in short, everyone has heard it and laughed. It's better not to put this kind of thing on the table.

In short, don't go to the cinema, if you have any historical conscience.

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  • Alfonso 2022-04-04 09:01:08

    It is not close to reality but has been given a hat based on real history. Jackie Chan, who is already the eldest brother, tells a story of fighting for world peace. Excessive benchmarks and deliberate preaching all lead to "The Hero of Heaven". "It's hard to be a masterpiece, but it can't be denied that a good card with warmth is the unchanging precipitation of Jackie Chan's movies, and the fierce battle in the desert is indeed grand and shocking.

  • Isabel 2022-04-12 09:01:09

    In recent years, Jackie Chan's films have not felt as good as before, but I still watch them because they are considered conscience in the domestic film circle!

Dragon Blade quotes

  • Parthian Queen: Power is a conceit which reveals our limitations.

  • Huo An: General Huo once said, "A person who only laments the past is a coward, whereas a person who can change the future is a true hero."