shut up! mortal! It's better to keep silent in front of me!

Virgie 2022-03-24 09:02:55

Text/Hunan Kenstein



As a superhero, if you don't have a British butler, you are embarrassed to say hello to others.

——Lin Yutang

has Alfred behind Batman, Jarvis behind Iron Man (real person in PS comics), and even the lunatic in the movie "The Big Shot" knows that the wig gentleman will have a mouthful of "May i" in the British London accent. help you sir" Bei'er has a face. So now, you should pay respect to this old British lady in the film, because she is the kind of powerful existence who comes out with her own BGM, and the narrator shouts "This person is a dictator of all kinds of dissatisfaction".

If the protagonist's family is likened to a worm eating a mouse and biting a withered and decadent ginseng fruit tree, then the mysterious old lady who applied for the post of housekeeper is the thousand-faced Guanyin. The willow branches flicked the nectar slightly, and made all kinds of feats of resurrection in a lighthearted manner.

Facing the hostess and the hostess at home, she is a persuasive life mentor and vocational trainer.

Facing the little boy who was bullied at school, she was the eldest brother who was firm and reliable to help his younger brother find a place.

Facing the little girl in the cardamom age, she is a mature and wise emotional counselor.

In the face of chattering small town granny, she is a diplomat with long sleeves and good dance.

Facing the rogue neighbor, his vicious dog, and the wretched golf coach who rhetorically intended to meddle in and secretly take pictures, she turned into a ruthless and decisive killer, and threw the opponent's body into the pond cleanly.

Occupational crisis, emotional crisis, involvement of a third party, lack of self-confidence, bullying, evil neighbors... All the crux of the whole family were solved perfectly, and the seemingly precarious family reunited into an indestructible whole .

But when you ask if she did these things, she will look at you innocently and say, "Is there such a thing?"

Although she is really just an old British lady, an old British lady who was sentenced to life imprisonment for murdering and dismembering her body smiled and asked the prison guard if there was any tea in the cell. But she can also be called a silent and dedicated candidate for "Moving Britain", 007 with an electric iron, a frying pan and a shovel.

If you see the end of the film and you exclaim "Oh my God, you are a murderer" like the hostess of this house, then the old lady will answer you with a smile: "What murderer. Grandma!"

Don't be angry, she Not swearing, she is really the grandmother of the two children in the family.

By the way, if there is nothing special, it is better to keep silent in front of her.

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Extended Reading
  • Armani 2022-03-16 09:01:05

    One black to the end

  • Ernestina 2022-03-18 09:01:05

    This is too robbing the scene~~ Granny! !

Keeping Mum quotes

  • Grace Hawkins: Have you thought about sex?

    Reverend Walter Goodfellow: What?

    Grace Hawkins: The Bible. It's full of sex, haven't you noticed? Song of Solomon?

    Reverend Walter Goodfellow: Ah yes, but that's a song between a devout man and God.

    Grace Hawkins: No. It's about sex. You read it again vicar.

  • Grace Hawkins: Good old broccoli, eh? Shall we have some for supper?