Zombies, women and dogs

Justina 2021-12-25 08:01:16

I’ll just say seven sentences

1: Facts have proved that the scores of all types of entertainment in the history of the United States are not too high.

2: Regarding the protagonist, it is not so much a super cowboy as it is an Indian undead zombie with the ability to summon dead bodies.

3: Many girls don't like westerns because they are very dirty and ugly. Josh Brolin of that film was fortunate to be the worst cowboy in history.

4: If Megan hadn't shown his thighs, it would be even worse at the box office.

5: What I admire the most is that the Gatling gun of 1865 is the most powerful weapon in Western films.


6: Some people are entangled with submarines and flamethrowers. This is just a movie based on comics. Don't be so serious.

7: Besides, submarines really existed during the Civil War!

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Extended Reading
  • Dianna 2022-04-21 09:02:47

    It turns out that the ancestor of the terrorists who attacked the United States is waiting here~~~

  • Lydia 2022-04-21 09:02:47

    Although it is so or so bad, it is an entertainment film in itself, and it is actually not that bad.

Jonah Hex quotes

  • [from trailer]

    Lieutenant Evan: Quentin Turnbull surfaced about a month ago.

    Lieutenant Grass: We want Turnbull dead.

    Jonah Hex: Why didn't you just say that to begin with?

  • [a dozen Union soldiers burst into Lilah's room]

    Jonah Hex: Christ, woman, how many men you seeing today?