Tian Chou: (dissatisfied) CUT!
(The extras stop walking and look at Tian Chou.)
Tian Chou: Be smart! Extras are also actors. (Goes to the extras) Now we are not arranging ghost films. Although you are playing the role of passers-by, A, B, C, and D, you still have life and soul. You should cherish this opportunity. Be in good spirits?
(back to the camera) ACTION!
(A group of zombie-like passers-by appeared again in the camera...)
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(outside the studio)
Tian Chou: Auntie, what did I do wrong?
Aunt Xia: Don't ask me again, I don't know what you are doing! Let's go!
Tian Chou: (suddenly realized) You reminded me that I still have to go back to the Neighborhood Welfare Club, and I will be back soon.
Aunt Xia: You don't have to come back! please!
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(Exit)
The stacked bento lunch boxes, Tian Chou came out.
(Tian Chou wanted to grab a lunch box, but was caught by the other hand)
Drama Manager: What are you doing?
Tian Chou: Hello, drama manager! I want to get a bento!
Drama Manager: (shaking off Tian Chou's hand) The meal hasn't been distributed yet!
Tian Chou: Oh~ Because I have to go first, so...
Drama Manager: (stands up) Then you go first! Do you know why there is no meal? It's because of you bastard! Die to die, not to die! All the victims have no food to eat, and I didn't eat that either!
(Picks up a lunch box and opens it) Don't you want to eat? Ah?
(Throws to the side of the road, a dog comes up) Eat with him!
Tian Chou: (walks away embarrassedly)
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Neighborhood Welfare Association
(Tianqiu sits there, there are boring old people and children in the welfare society.
A chubby dick with a bare butt...walking around)
(Tianqiu hastily finished eating Rice, look at the watch, and call my aunt again)
Tian Qiu flatteringly said: Hey, aunt, where are you?
(The phone was hung up again) (Back to the hut, Tian Chou thought about it, and his mood was difficult to calm down)
(Tian Chou went to the mirror, straightened his clothes, and looked at his shape and eyes)
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(Auditorium There is only one child, other old people are doing aerobics)
Tian Chou: I have an appointment with you.
(coming to the child) Jiajia, what are you doing after dinner tomorrow?
Jiajia: Shit.
Tian Chou: How happy would you say you were to watch your uncle act after pooping? The most important thing is to call Daddy and Mommy to watch together. If they don't come, then cry, go wild, and spit, until they come, then be good. Uncle loves Jiajia the most.
(Pinching the child's face hard) Jia Jia: (Want to leave, but Tian
Chou grabs him and pulls him back on the stool)
Tian Chou: Jia Jia, if I don't see you coming tomorrow, you will end up just like this doll.
(Takes the toy from the child's hand, and wrenches the head off.)
(savagely) Do you hear?
Jiajia: (crying...)
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( There is a grandma who was blackmailed while playing Tai Chi)
(everything was seen by Tian Chou)
Tian Chou: (pretending to pass by) Ah? Grandma, you have lost your money.
Granny: (picks up the money) Ah, fortunately. Ah, sir...
Tian Chou: Are you free tomorrow night?
Grandma: What are you doing?
Tian Chou: The Neighborhood Theater is going to perform "Thunderstorm"!
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(Nightclub Inside)
Customer: What's the name of this classmate?
Piao Piao: Piao Piao, how about you?
Piao Piao: If you have a name, just call it. Why do you ask so many questions?
Customer: Are you a real student?
Flutter: Of course it's true! Still a virgin! Be on time! It's cheap for you, uncle!
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(in Studio)
Director: All departments, get ready!
(Everyone walks into the studio, and Tian Chou also sneaks in, and is caught by the assistant director)
Assistant director: I didn't send you a notice, what are you doing here?
Tian Chou: That's right, didn't you tell me last time to go home and think about how to die? I thought about it, and it gave me some new inspiration. I believe that my current performance will definitely make you more satisfied.
Assistant Director: If it was two years ago, I would have stabbed you to death!
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on set
Tian Qiu lay on the ground.
Tian Chou: Thank you for taking care of me, Brother SUNNY. Do you want to put on some makeup first?
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(Neighborhood Welfare Agency)
CONNIE walked in with a group of young ladies.
CONNIE: Hey, the gatekeeper. Does anyone here teach acting?
Tian Chou: As for myself, I have been engaged in art work for many years. I have a lot
of experience in film and TV performances.
I have also served as the creative director of the Neighborhood Theater,
so I can sing and dance so well. .
CONNIE: That means you taught?
Tian Chou: I don't dare to preach, but there are many neighbors here who are drama enthusiasts and would like to come to me for research.
Piao Piao: (looking at Tian Chou) You!
Tian Chou: Oh?
Fluttershy: Isn't that what movie you made? Ah, what's it called? Whatever, the guy who stood in the back and stepped on the banana peel and fell to the ground.
Tian Chou: Yes. Did you notice my performance?
Fluttering: Hahahaha, you guy, I'm still thinking, which unlucky person stepped on a banana peel and fell to the ground? Why don't you die?
Tian Chou: Thank you; thank you.
Fluttering: You are so stupid!
Tian Chou: I have passed the award, I have passed the award.
Piao Piao: You bastard.
Tian Chou: Ah, actually, I am an actor.
(The ladies laugh.)
Tian Chou: Over there, please.
Fluttershy: What kind of shit are you sucking on a pacifier, you bastard!
Tian Chou: Actually, I am an actor.
CONNIE: Yeah, what the hell are you sucking on a pacifier?
Tian Chou: Oh, I just want to explain it to you from the simple to the deep.
CONNIE: All right, you can be specific.
Tian Chou: Well, to be specific, first of all, the layman needs to match the shape of the previous student girl, and the key to the dialogue should be grasped. Like I love you, I hate you or something. If you can add a little tears, it will strengthen the appeal of first love. That's it. (starts to brew tears) Well, see? These tears (everyone sees it) are rolling around in the eye sockets.
Piao Piao: You have bullshit tears, you are turning around, you are a dead man.
Piao Piao: What the hell are you eating, WASABI! (turns back to CONNIE) Hey, are we really listening to this nonsense here?
Tian Chou: Miss, if you have to tell me to play tricks, can you not add the word "death" in front of it?
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(Nightclub)
(Piao Piao saw the mustard on the ground, swallowed it, and immediately burst into tears.)
Piao Piao: I am sincere, I really love you.
Master Long: MARY, I promise you anything you want. I can give you all the money on the table, as long as you don't leave me. Mary. (speaking and fell to the ground drunk)
(fluttering the money on the table to the sky, the ladies shouted!)
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Neighborhood Welfare Society
(Tian Chou was lying on the table sleeping, knocking on the table flutteringly. Tian Chou stood up, dark Only eyes.)
Tian Chou: What are you doing?
Flutter: Are you alright? Oh, I started a little harder, sorry.
Tian Chou: If there was a table blocking me yesterday, I might not have lost to you if I couldn't kick up.
Tian Chou: Hey, let's go.
(Piao Piao threw a dozen money on the table. Tian Chou held down the money with a ping pong bat).
Tian Chou: For some enthusiastic and like-minded friends, you can also study it, you wait for me.
(Tian Chou saw Piao Piao playing hula hoops with the child outside the window, with a cigarette in her mouth) It
seemed that she suddenly felt that she was actually a good girl.
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(After the lingering, Tian Chou thought that the money and goods were pretending to be asleep, fluttering through Clothes leave, take the book with you when you leave)
(Tian Chou hides behind the wall and doesn't dare to make a sound, but turns his head and sees himself in the mirror) He
seems to understand something, and finally has the courage to chase out:
(What are you doing? )gone? (Yeah.) Where are you going? (Going home.)
Then what? (Go to work.) Can you not go to work?
(The wind blows Tian Chou's slender legs wearing obviously ill-fitting trousers, like a flag)
Finally, he shouts out of lack of confidence: I will support you!
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