Ora Ora Ora collapsed all the way upside down with [spoilers]!
[I have long wanted to X you! ! ! cool, right? ! ! ! 】
Just with this famous line that made my blood boil over dinner to support tachycardia.
In this film, the style of painting is strange and curious, but the gap is very large, but it does not affect the friends to be good friends and friends, and it does not affect the relationship between the two diseases.
This film is full of philosophical love♂people|beasts|↓ teacher-student love→_→ and other complicated and messy emotional lines, as well as some unrealistic evil | evil pictures that make people unable to look directly and can't control it. It is recommended to be fifteen years old The following children are prohibited from viewing.
Note: I'm watching the Mandarin version.
Let's talk about the style of painting first: the
inconsistency of the style of painting does not affect everyone's friendship! Because Wukong pulled the Dinghai God Needle and caused a flood, the Samoyed MM in the form of the ultimate evolutionary human body (it was only half of the film that it was discovered that it was the astigmatism of the white fox forgiveness nest!) with pig heads, national treasures, elf mouse little brother and other super cute monsters. The partner wandered all the way to Huaguo Mountain. but! Why only Samoyed is a cosplay mimic with a human-shaped face and white fox ears and tail, and everyone else is a human animal head? ! Shouldn't the panda demon be a cute boy with a pair of panda eyes and a short panda tail Gaara? ! Shouldn't the pig's head be the pig shape of Xu Zheng's Brilliant Spring Pig Bajie? !
Well, the inconsistency of the painting style does not affect the deep friendship between the friends... and the ever-changing painting style does not affect the non-human hero and heroine also fall in love! Samoyed and Wukong met again after hundreds of years, and they recognized each other at a glance! ! I go! How do you have such a good memory! Yaosheng has read countless demons for hundreds of years and can recognize the little friends who have only one side in their infancy! The power of love at first sight is so powerful!
This is not the point. The point is that your style of painting has changed more than a little bit! The fox and the humanoid are more than one moon's circumference apart? ! The faces of the little monkey and Donnie Yen are not even a star apart! There are so many monkeys and white foxes in the world, how do you recognize each other? The power of love at first sight is so powerful, mom!
And this movie! The style of painting is reversed, good people don't look like good people! Bad guys don't look like bad guys! Aaron Kwok's Bull Demon King is neither charming nor coquettish, but very... warm and kind-hearted. The Jade Emperor played by Fa Ge is very dark-bellied and scheming. So I thought very far-sightedly that the director would finally bring us a gorgeous reversal of human nature. The boss pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger and other advanced gods... At the end, I realized that I had mistakenly and deeply overestimated the depth of the director's brain. It is also a paralyzed expression with a face full of bitterness and hatred, and the Jade Emperor, who is black and treacherous, is actually more impoverished and weaker than the legendary Buddha. He was smirking when Wukong rode on his head a few times, and he fainted after being slapped by the Bull Demon King. After the Bull Demon King was defeated, he pretended to be awake and looked like he was awake. Although it was a bit cute, it was so shameful. . Poor poor poor poor poor poor wryyyyyy!
Is the style extreme like that? ! There are still many things that are extremely wrong. For example, the appearance of the demons of the Demon Cow Sect is too extreme, probably to set off Aaron Kwok's handsomeness, or to save the budget for star franchise and special effects. The extras, the rest of the monsters are all indescribable, and it is no longer an ugly word to describe them. They are all aliens, so scary, mom! ! Who is that witch with only a throbbing flame on her face, mom! [Covering his heart
, well, smiling:) All of this is because of Buddhism.
In addition, as a friendly reminder, the film is full of philosophical love ♂↓ teacher-student love → _→ and other complicated and messy emotional lines. There are also some evil images that make people think about it watch.
For example, the teacher-student philosophical relationship between Wukong and Bodhi ancestors is constantly chaotic. The Bodhi ancestor in this film never said to Wukong: Don't mention the name of the teacher in the future. He would only dotingly knock the little monkey on the head three times in a row, arrive in time every time the little monkey was in trouble, and even use his death to arouse the little monkey's conscience [wiping tears]. When Bodhi tactfully expelled Wukong from his division, Wukong knelt down and kowtowed with tears in his eyes, (Well, that's kowtow! The distance between the head and the ground can put two triangles! huh!) Bodhi sighed and looked at Wukong silently in the air, Wukong got up and decided to leave...
Suddenly! He turned around again and hugged Bodhi from behind! ! right! Just the way the arrogant heroine hugs the hero! ! He buried his face deeply in Bodhi's arms, and said faintly, "In this life, the relationship between husband and wife has come to an end. I'm fine, and you take care of yourself!" [The big mistake
is such as the secret relationship between the ancestor Bodhi and the Jade Emperor ( Have it). There have never been a few high-level management in the heavenly court. Erlang God is already guarding the Nantianmen thousands of miles away, the Avalokitesvara is haunted, the Queen Mother... There is no such person at all! Whenever there is a picture of the Jade Emperor, there is Bodhi, and if there is a Bodhi, there is the Jade Emperor. There are too many scenes in the whole film where the two get along alone. Jade Emperor's tolerance for Wukong, Bodhi's father (mu) nature to Wukong makes me as straight as the Great Wall. I can't help but wonder if Wukong is the illegitimate son of Jade Emperor and Bodhi...
For example, real is always accepted by Erlang God for power. Dedicated to the Bull Demon King, when he was finally betrayed, he shouted in a shrill voice: "You lied to me!" There is a strong sense of sight of a junior meeting a scumbag... and when he was fighting with Wukong in the heavenly court, he was insidious by Wukong. The piercing (beep!) eye movement instantly fell to the ground, and when he couldn't move -
Wukong said to Erlang Shen wickedly:
"I've long wanted to X you! ! ! cool, right? ! ! ! 】
【I have long wanted to X you! ! ! cool, right? ! ! ! 】
【I have long wanted to X you! ! ! cool, right? ! ! ! 】
【I have long wanted to X you! ! ! cool, right? ! ! ! 】
Ahhhh, I wipe Wukong is actually a ghost attacking you, are you okay! The whole cinema box is full of philosophical laughter, okay? Can't hold it at all! Director, what do you think? !
For example, when Wukong entered the house of the next-door neighbor, King Abbott, without knocking on the door. Dragon King Zhengyan's blessing is not too shallow to behold. He is surrounded by five granddaughters who can be his granddaughters. When he looks closely, there is also a petite prime minister lying in his arms! I go! What kind of development is this, even if the outer N|P is still a male tortoise! Will the director explain it again?
The wretched old dragon king tried his best to defeat a monkey, but instead lost a bunch of weapons and armor. Then there are countless cross-mouth cannons of unknown meaning... Just as he was about to send the god of plague away, the god of plague had a strong interest in a stalactite that had been weathered for thousands of years and stood at the sky at the entrance of the Dragon Palace, and he couldn't put it down. Viewers who have watched Journey to the West countless times have vaguely guessed what this stick is. But... this style is too low-key and luxurious. It's just a bumpy evil stalactite! As expected of the protagonist! Goku has good eyesight!
Maybe Wukong still thinks this is just a Chinese watch or a stalactite or something, but the Dragon King and the Turtle Prime Minister don't understand the truth that if you don't die, you won't die. The two even reported to Wukong: This is the Dinghaishenzhen, the treasure of Zhenhai, it is very powerful! And then continued to stand up to the flag: no one has been able to pull it out so far! Wukong's interest increased immediately after listening to it, and he was eager to try it. After the tsunami and typhoon passed, the golden Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon appeared rough!
The role of the Madonna Iron Fan Princess played by Joe Chen is zero. Whether or not she is in the Bull Demon King, she will compete with Heaven for power and snatch the throne of the Jade Emperor. The existence of Princess Tie Fan is probably to prove that the Bull Demon is a straight man who cares for the family... At the end of the film, the genetically mutated Bull Demon becomes a pure white yak, and Tie Fan brings the grown-up red boy to visit the yak. She said to the yak affectionately: "Whether you are a cow or a human, you are my husband and child!" What a touching love!
The little white fox also has zero effect, no matter whether she sends it to Wukong or not, as long as the Bull Demon King appears to provoke discord in a timely manner, Wukong will also fight against Heaven for the sake of the monkeys and monkeys. So the existence of the fox is probably also to prove that Wukong is a straight man... Well... it is still a shoushou love that crosses races and surpasses a hundred years of love at first sight. Director, you have such a strong taste!
In the end, Wukong voluntarily and consciously asked to stay in the heavenly court for hundreds of years to repair the heavenly court buildings that he had destroyed. The uneasy Buddha actually came at this time. To suppress Wukong under Wuzhi Mountain for five hundred years. Let me go. Now criminals are also serving hard labor to contribute to social development. What is the trouble of wasting an excellent labor force for 500 years? ! Moreover, Wukong has already deeply introspected, and he may completely transform himself in the process of labor. But the Buddha said that everything is predestined...predestined...I don't understand, but Wukong understands. So Shaking M Wukong jumped into the bowl of the Tathagata happily and was pushed down for five hundred years... Five hundred years later, a young man with thin skin and tender meat came to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain and started a new relationship. Yaolian【?
I still hope that the director will explain what happened to the hugging scene and the X-eye line for the sake of the future society of the motherland... It's something incredible mixed in among the people! I've already gone astray, even if other pure audiences are consecrated, it's very bad
. At this time, just smile is easy to provoke.
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