The Empress of the East Palace bakes flatbreads, and Wu Zhou Guo Lao plays with flying knives. A large-scale fashion show with logical confusion and no connotation. I wrote it before and forgot to post it. Fragmented comments in one place, like this play, do not have any integrity. Wherever you see it, you think about it, and you spit it wherever you think of it. Di Gong through the ages. Idiot children, creating this desolate landscape, impelling the Holy Spirit, no wonder there are a lot of them. I have been dragging the progress bar to read it in a sleepwalking state of half doze. To sum it up, it goes something like this: "It's not logical at all." "We're a martial arts drama." "This stuff is unscientific." "We're a fantasy drama." "This CG sucks." "We're a detective drama." "This reasoning has no basis." "We are an overhead drama." "This whole has no IQ." "We are a martial arts drama."... One star is given to Fang Xin's curved collar, Futou round neck robe and leather belt. It is the first time to see the real Tang Dynasty's Fang Xinqu collar in a film and television drama. Costume design, as always, is a highlight. Although it has nothing to do with history, it is beautiful. The oiran dressed as flying in Dunhuang, the Japanese family crest, the French chandelier and curtains, the transparent mask with a vague Italian taste, a hodgepodge of world-style feasts. The enchanting bright red rope sandals and the same red lace foot cover are very promising to become new Taobao explosions, aren't they? However, the movie is never a fashion show. If this is the only thing to watch, the rest is so poor that it will turn the table upside down, which would be pitiful. The quality of movies is getting worse these days, kitsch shows, the bottom line of "art" is getting lower and lower, and the morality and lower limit are getting lower and lower. The green snake is still a little cute, and the dragon gate is still worth seeing. Di Gong was destroyed so he could only hide his face, and he was speechless. Don't think about historical research when you see this kind of thing, or you will go crazy. There is really no need for historical research. Anyway, it's just a joke, as long as the show looks good. However, the play is not good-looking, it is hell. The story begins with a "Mandarin" narration that was uttered by an inarticulate, inept, androgynous voice after trying to play some classical classical Chinese, but failing to do so, and ended in embarrassment. Such nonsense words are exactly what I like in this era. I have lost all the faces of those who have been refining and savage in the past, and such a non-mainstream voice is popular in this era. I have smashed all the hard-working and hard-working characters sent by the Broadcasting Institute. The job of the CCTV standard broadcasting tune. Oiran sacrifice - I know that the screenwriter wants to show off. There was a time when witches and prostitutes were one, but it was a primitive religion. The history of our country is too long, and the worship of simple and natural has long since declined. There is no shadow, and there is not even a sect left. The Tang civilization was prosperous, and the beliefs in people's hearts have long been washed away by feudal moral education, and their taste has changed. At this time, the gods and prostitutes have already diverged, and later gods are very picky and demanding. Purity comes first. Not to mention kabuki (not Japanese kabuki), such as the unclean sacrifices that everyone dislikes, and even the monsters must eat virgins. When monks say consecration to everyone, Taoist priests "hold the precepts" casually. What is the precept? Keeping the precepts means that a person obeys the Buddhist or Taoist precepts (usually in preparation for becoming a monk), let alone whether the oiran is considered a monk this time, and whether it is a humiliation to return to the vulgarity and resume the old business after three years. God's International joke. What's more joking than this is that the word abstinence, it It can only be active behavior, not passive. There is no such thing as asking a Taoist priest to "hold the precepts" for you. Are you supposed to be enlightened? Don't say no, even if it can be passive, "keeping the precepts" for a prostitute is laughable and generous. In fact, in the past and present, most of those dramas are nothing more than lowering the sages and sages to a level that can be appreciated by ordinary people and ordinary people, in order to gain applause. The Empress of the East Palace bakes flatbreads, and Wu Zhou Guo Lao plays with flying knives. Therefore, Di Gong, who judges cases like a god, is wise and unparalleled, enforces the law impartially, and manages the country and the world, is also arranged to be a handsome little detective who is often seen in spy films, a brave man, who transcends all laws and regulations. An individualistic superhero based on the logic of reality. On the first day of taking office, he grabbed the waist badge (let's not say the official emblem for the time being, this word was never used in ancient times, it was awkward to say it) and ran out to investigate the case with the fake public. Regardless of whether you are a god of reasoning or a prophet of uncertainty, the most important thing for law enforcement officers is that they should respect the law, and obey the legal procedures in their actions. And the reasoning is weak, not as good as Conan, and cos is addicted to the blessing, the screenwriter forgot that Di Renjie is not Sherlock Holmes, not those eccentric detectives who are dismissive of the mainstream world. Not this way. Even knowing the law is breaking the law, he dares to brag to the boss: the waist card was stolen. There are a few brains that are not enough to use once. If they say it nicely, they are unintentional. If they say it badly, they are brain-dead suicide. Otherwise, not to mention the 30-year position of the imperial court and the prime minister, I am afraid that I can't even keep my head on the top of my head, so I just wiped the leader's face, made a lot of trouble under the guise of business, and didn't come back with a decent result. The top was also taken off. Don't talk about waiting for someone to appreciate and cherish the talent. The boss here is too talkative. Not only did he not get angry, but he also admired his "case-solving ability". Is he really ill and rushed to the doctor? The ten-day deadline has seen it, and if he doesn't solve the case, he will be killed, and he will be a treasure if he holds a magic stick. A scholar suddenly turned into a martial arts master and a hero of the world Movies, I'm used to it. The boss of the thief was in a hurry and couldn't withdraw. He was busy kissing on the spot, as if to delay time and wait for our heroic hero to save the beauty. ——All the audience thought that this group of thieves had a show? The boss's sluggish attitude, the skills of the people below, the sci-fi equipment, and the creative bumps on the face grab the camera. ), such a big battle, who dares to hijack the oiran who "sacrifices on behalf of the country" in the limelight of the whole city, there must be a shady scene, just like this at Lenovo... The director immediately gave us the horse, you all think too much = = We really just want to rob. We are just a group of unnamed passers-by who are blinded by lard, have nothing to do with the main plot, and come up to be the first stepping stone to be the cannon fodder to lay down his great achievements for the heroic hero. I'll never see you again, you've been deceived, hahahaha! I don't play cards logically, how can you beat me! ... (a pile of rotten tomatoes is smashed over) Kappa-kun's debut has greatly promoted the national character of "Japan is all from the Tang Dynasty" and popularized obscenity, followed by tatami, torii and obvious Japanese style. Aesthetic courtyard, two executioners in imitation of Kabuki, etc. Unnecessary low-level killing will kill you, the oiran is a sweet pastry, the thief has finished eating, and the kappa will eat it immediately. Beauty, breast squeezing, thighs, backless, passionate scenes, mouth beards, besides these, will you play something else? Is it because the audience's taste is underestimated or what? If you like watching these, don't you just watch AV directly. I still like the way that Japanese films are clearly separated. People are dirty and clean. They don’t even have a shadow and don’t get confused. There are also classifications in Europe and the United States. The audience can get what they want, so they don’t know what to watch What to look at, only to find out that it is not suitable for you. I always feel that people's grades are yellow and hypocritical. Acting casually without grading is the most yellow one, okay? The investigation part is the most regrettable part. Looking at the map and touching my chin, I fell into contemplation, and I started to cosplay. The human eye orientation system has also upgraded the plane to 3D function. Curly blessing: Oh my god! serious? You've got to be kidding me! The human eye detects the little medical worker, and the second round of cos rolls the blessing, and immediately turns into a magic stick. Curly Fu: again? ...you really have to do this twice? Lao Fu's style is quite sharp, but it's boring for everyone to learn. Even the little-known detectives are broadcast for only one season in Japanese dramas. Everyone has their own unique style. flag (signature lines/little actions/habits), ashamed to crash without personality. We, the detectives of the Tang Empire, cannot add individual skill points. It is Xizi's heart that makes a good story, and suddenly there is a Dongshi to imitate the frown, and Dugu is wearing a hat, and the cottages in the city can't stop. In fact, it was the first detective masterpiece that was famous in Europe when it turned over to Di Gong's case. Where to lose to the UK. How could it be so sad. Cuan Fu can usually explain to you a reasoning process that can deceive people, which is not even a reasonable process (the age is right, it must be an orphan in the battle of Montenegro 9 years ago, so arbitrary. Even if the chief executive of the Imperial Physician Department is Wang Bo, The following must be all his apprentices?), anyway, he knew the heaven and the court and the underworld for five hundred years. X-rays can tell his belly at a glance. He is honest and introverted. Exactly, this isn't reasoning, it's fortune-telling. If you are introverted, if there is a girl next door, you must have a crush on him, which is really theistic. Even those soap operas known as "psychological detectives" don't dare to talk about it like this. Curly Fu is really not that easy to learn, there is no convincing careful thinking, don't play it, it's just a waste of water. Thinking about it, in this situation, you have to be careful when you want to trick the other party. If you say something wrong, the other party will definitely find out that you are talking nonsense. If you don't believe you, you dare to say it if you are so unsure. In short, the blind cat rammed around and pretended to be high-level, but he was also bumped into it. What a non-serious plot, what a deceptive world. In addition, the line "It was arranged for me to meet you here" was immediately sprayed. Tsk, from the beginning of the previous work, the tendency of the drama to not be enough to make up is so much that it is a bit nauseating. Cat's claw took the blame. Not only does it not cause rashes, but on the contrary, it clears heat and detoxifies, and treats scabies rashes. Even if someone is allergic to it, it will not scare people to death immediately after touching it, like in the late stage of smallpox. Are your Chinese herbal medicines chemical preparations? You have to wait for digestion after eating, how can there be such a god. The screenwriter probably remembered it backwards. He wanted to play a Chinese medicine but failed, so he was reluctant to check the information and write again, even if Baidu would die. The beauty of the fake love text, the screenwriter of the fake love text. Lu Zhaolin's sentence, just change it. It doesn't hurt to change the words with the same meaning. The problem is that there are few people who have the ability to change the poems of the talented Tang Dynasty. "I want to ask you to blow a flute to Ziyan" (you can understand it by blowing a flute to Ziyan) is very good. What do you mean by "I want to ask you to blow a flute to change Ziyan"? (Are you going to be transformed, dear? = =) Think to yourself, do you know? So I went back and listened to the phrase "love text", why do I get so goosebumps? Will not install. Kappa appeared again wrapped in an ecstasy Indian sari-style curtain (I guess who stole it on the way to escape? It's really far away) Putting two oranges in his mouth is even a disguise, and the supporting characters are blind as always. None of the weapons are willing to use what exists in reality, all of them are of the fantasy online game style, and the design should be as weird and exquisite as possible. The little medical worker also changed into a master of flying knives, extinguishing the lights with one knife, flying fire all over the sky with voice-activated fire folding, and slamming into the "ninja" with a ghost face, I was about to fall asleep, and I couldn't help dragging the progress bar forward again. The "noble person" who didn't know each other for a few minutes immediately cared and asked about the injury, and even angered the woman for this move, selling rot and selling too hard. What's more, while talking about "the same mind" and "transmitting the sound with poetry", while playing the heroic big horse wave girl overpowering the man who does not see the ancient elegance and only sees the flesh and fragrance, I deeply doubt whether it is true or not. The sound and picture are out of sync, and they are connected to each other. The reel password is also fully copied, and the paper reel is changed to brocade, which is really high-end and high-grade, ... Scroll blessing: I am convinced you! You can't be so rude just because it says that the password was invented by the Chinese... It's always uncreative to imitate other people's name and role props. The screenwriter definitely does not drink tea, or only knows how to drink it, but not to check it. Que Tong is a famous tea from Wuyi Mountain in Fujian. It is produced in Jiangsu, Zhejiang, Guizhou, Sichuan, etc. How could it be made by Luoyang tea houses? It is thousands of miles away. Moreover, during the Wu and Zhou Dynasties, it was not "this kind of (high-grade) tea commoners could not drink", but "any" tea commoners could hardly drink. At that time, tea was still a matter for special groups such as princes and nobles, and it was not so popular. I don't even know how to drink tea. That close-up shot of the later generations' fried green tea is also sad. I don't know what kind of tea was made in the Tang Dynasty and how it was made? Even if I borrowed Japanese matcha tea, it is closer than this. Anyway, I have borrowed so much, and I am not afraid of one more. In fact, the most outrageous part of this common-sense error is that the tongue refers to the sharp buds that are as thin as the tongue. The famous teas like this "more than the tip" are the luxury that appeared after the popularity of fried green tea in later generations. , The Tang Dynasty didn’t even exist yet. In the Tang Dynasty, tea was all grabbed and made into tea cakes. All shapes were the same, and there was no need to care about the cutting edge or not. At that time, tea making was relatively simple and atmospheric, not so wasteful, and there was no It is a good habit to take only the tips of the shoots. You said that there are so many tea names, it is not good for you to choose a name. Choosing this one shows no culture and no knowledge. I was wrong again, I said that I don't care about history... After another round of fighting that defied the principles of physics, Frankenstein appeared. The weird doctor has such an explosive personality. Not only did he get a "ape hand" for himself, he raised a group of grotesque circus-style subordinates (experimental animals?), and he coveted to replace the beautiful hand with himself (say! You What ulterior motives do you have!...) Saying that dung beetles can turn people into kappa? = = What a terrible bioweapon... Hundreds of years ahead of fascism and 731. The jokes about treating gu are too vulgar to say, I thought I accidentally saw the theatrical version of the story, and it was just the level of word of mouth from the villagers (no disrespect to the farmers). What a grudge against the Chinese medicine doctor, and it's going to be black to death. Let's not talk about whether urine can cure gu, little knowledge, boy urine, refers to the boy's urine before development, once it develops, it will not work, not to mention the eunuch's body functions and hormone levels are different from ordinary people, let alone boy's urine the nature of urine. And it is said that the medicinal properties of traditional Chinese medicine use urine as medicine, the more concentrated the better, mainly in the early morning. Urine, can't drink water, dilute it and can't check it. In short, to save the country, isn't there a slightly higher-end medicine... Screenwriter, your thinking is purely low to the point of "spit out the gu when nausea is vomited", right? In this way, the boy urinating blindly saved the civil and military officials, and the royal family was up and down, so the imperial consignment was given and the Dali Temple was mobilized to handle the case. Just like people in the world who have written a bad poem, the emperor reads a piece of music, and then grants money to an official, it is so happy and popular, so happy that I am about to fall asleep again... Vomit, fly over thousands of miles in one day, and the capital to the sea is not a problem (others circle the Pacific Ocean, you circle the East China Sea), bring three soldiers and two soldiers, solve the dispute between the two countries is like a child's play, settle the East Island people in three or two, and then with The "Dragon King", who is deformed and has fake stunts to death, fought a fight (this show calls everything a dragon, including kappa and irradiated sea monster fish), and it is not as good as a disaster produced by a third-rate American company. The film - I got the emperor's approval and functions like Shang Fang's sword in the opera, and the exclusive weapon GET. Since then, I have determined the purpose of the magical martial arts RPG attribute of this series of bad street online games. Of course, there must be a big reunion. , happy end. Hua Kui was sentenced to closed door by Empress Wu, and even escaped from the city privately. The two of them are living in a double place. How many heads do you have to bear the blame? Well, forget it, anyway, after seeing this drama, the scientific reasoning has long been given up... I heard that I found a famous author to write a novel, I am curious how much effort it takes to change my life to save such a script, it is really embarrassing enough human. Whatever Tsui Hark will watch in the future, just watch the fashion show.
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