"Blind Detective Galileo"

Jarvis 2022-11-27 20:28:45

Being abused, being stupid, turning from idol worship to nympho for no reason, this is the old way of acting silly and cute little women in various episodes. Of course, "small" here means small in spirit.

Many times, the "little women" in film and television works are strong in body, buttocks are on the head, and their IQ is basically 0. This indeed caters to the mentality of many male audiences who like small women, the feeling that women go through fire and water for men, like women being played with by men, like women showing some kind of great love, and men showing shrewd brains and fans Down to thousands of demeanor. This is in line with men's values, or it is a sustenance for some curious experiences that are difficult to appear in reality. It seems that most women prefer movies like "Sassy Girlfriend", looking forward to and enjoying the pictures of women playing with men. So it seems that, no matter what, this is a common expression technique in comedy. Yes, "Blind Detective" is a comedy, at least what the film critics say.

But wait, there are a lot of bloody scenes, a lot of serious topics, and chase scenes. What kind of movie is this? I think the form may be, just like everyone remembers that "Toyama. Erotic Palace" is a bad film, but since it is a bad film, no one will remember the plot. "Blind Detective" embodies this situation again.

The film exudes a strange smell similar to stinky tofu moving durian. When you are about to laugh out loud, the picture changes sharply, and immediately gives you some terrifying shots; when you are nervous and expect some suspenseful events to sublimate, Sister Zheng begins to use her life to confess her love; when you have When there were a few tears, Sister Zheng was swaying in front of you with her butt pouted again; when she found Xiaomi, who should have been crying, Xiaomi was a mental patient, and she was going to chop up the blind detective without warning. (It is said that Xiaomi is extreme because of his persistence in love. He killed so many people for the sake of his love. In the end, his love died. He should be in a trance and all his thoughts will be destroyed. At this time, he is very calm and afraid of revealing his identity, but also killing blind detectives? Leaving aside the spirit, the dynamic of my legs hurting is incredible, and I have to pretend to be pitiful to attract blind detectives to come back to kill? This is clearly not obsession, this is clearly a professional killer!). In the end, looking for Xiaomi becomes meaningless, because Xiaomi is dead, but Xiaomi is born. I think, if I lose Xiaomi again, maybe I can make another episode. The plot was written so strangely and dazzlingly that when I found so many beautiful women to cry in turn, I didn't quite understand which case I was talking about. I've watched a lot of brain-burning movies, but I haven't seen such a show.

And the lady Zheng. It stands to reason that you and Lao Liu are both old partners. Whether it's "Magic Chef" or "Slimming Men and Women", the plots where you pretend to be stupid and I act good are definitely familiar, but I don't know if they are in bad condition after a serious illness or not. The original arrangement of the role is only performed like this. I always feel that her role this time is completely silly and boring, not silly and eccentric; when it is funny, it is silly, and when it comes to love, it is not delicate enough, said Love is also not overwhelming enough. What emotion should the audience use to watch such a girl?

These shouldn't be enough to prompt this comment, but the two close-ups of Lao Liu's vomiting and Sister Zheng's awkward wrist cuts made me feel that it's really difficult to follow the director or the script. I don't understand this is to bring the audience along To what kind of feeling?

Innovation should not be a big jump in neuroticism, not change for change’s sake. This is a plate of sirloin steak. I don’t want to give it black pepper and red wine, but don’t let me make it with sugar water and mutton soup. , but more people must vomit.

To be honest, maybe Director Du is not as complicated as I thought, maybe he just thought about it when he got up to pee one morning, um, let the detective Galileo become blind, and then get a brainless policewoman = the brand new "Blind Galileo, the Savage Detective" maybe It's a good gimmick.

ps. By the way, I can see that Lao Du is going to make a sequel. At the end of the film, he did not forget to leave a little millet down; Andy Lau was about to hang up, and he did not forget to ask if he was a man or a woman? It’s almost dead, and I don’t forget to complain that it’s a Xiaomi again; 1 minute before the subtitle, I once again emphasized that Xiaomi has the same personality as her mother, okay, what are you doing so deliberately, the three generations of Xiaomi’s ancestors are butchers, you are If it doesn't end like this, I think we understand.

All in all, it's a really fucked up movie.

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