We are often curious, what kind of lives do those bigwigs out of our reach live? Does Jack Ma usually eat Hangzhou Xiao Long Bao? Does Ma Huateng occasionally eat Chaoshan beef hot pot? Does Li Yanhong often eat Shanxi knife-cut noodles? Will Lei Jun take a few more glances when he sees beautiful women on the street? Will Miss Dong also take this "Reader" to the toilet?
The boss of the gang in our imagination is dedicated to picking up illegal things to do, and will not touch anything that is law-abiding. It's the one who sees ghosts and worries about people and sees people worrying about people. If they want to chop, they will chop and throw, and if they want, they will kill. It is not afraid of the sky and the earth, and it is not afraid to play the air in the middle of the world like Teddy. And the bald boss of the gang in "Pulp Fiction", as a big man, he can't even coax his wife, so he has to arrange for his younger brother to play with his wife, and he has to always be worried that his younger brother will use his younger brother to play with his wife. . The boss has to buy breakfast in person, and he has to walk the green light properly when crossing the road and dare not run the red light. There are times when the boss is lying on the ground surrounded by a bunch of girls and needs help from girls. There are times when you are frightened, there are times when your mouth is blocked and you can't speak, and there are times when you are exasperated by others and miserable. The most important thing is that the boss, who is used to seeing blood and blood, has a Band-Aid attached to the back of his head. Your TMD is a big man, you should be covered in knife scars and gun marks that don't block blood, how can you stick a Band-Aid like us ordinary people! ! !
The gangster sister-in-law we imagine is going to be like the wind and the rain. And the sister-in-law in the movie was thrown downstairs without even hooking the little white face who shook her hand once. If you want to flirt, people will only be frightened to chat with you. Just order a hamburger and a milkshake for dinner. When you see the prizes on the stage, you will happily go up to earn them, instead of grabbing them directly. When I saw Bai Fan, I became curiously carried away, and nearly held myself to death. I haven't even had a trailer for a TV show, let alone a release. No one laughs when telling a joke... even the eldest's younger brother doesn't laugh. Walking around with bare feet, it looks very sexy, coquettish, beautiful, and amorous. In fact, the soles of my feet are just like us diaosi, stained with mud. I once sent a WeChat message to the goddess in the company that I had a crush on for a long time and said, I actually like your feet the most. She even took off her high heels and sneaked her feet into my thighs while others were not paying attention, and then said: You smell, these are the feet you like... Since then, I have lost that fantasy.
The little brother who returned from the Netherlands, the confidant of the boss, can basically be said to be a ruthless killer. The spy Xiao Hei sitting in the back row was shot in the head just because he didn't answer his words. But it is such a cool brother who has to take a book to go to the toilet, just like me and most of us. Both times he took the same book, which means... he really likes reading books. I wanted to FUCK the eldest woman, but after hiding in the toilet for a long time, I didn't dare to start. The car was stolen and I don't know how to get it back. The underworld also calls for this society to have some positive energy. When I bought a drug, I wanted to pretend that "I came back from the Netherlands", and I also wanted to bargain with others, but I was despised by a high-dimensional meal. There was blood in the car and I didn't know what to do with it. When he finally died, there was no honor at all, there was no dialogue, no lines, and no chance to express loyalty. It was because of the shock of the bread machine that he died in the hands of the frightened boxer. I don't even know if the shit is finished, and I don't know if the ass is wiped.
Curly hair, black, clean, and dirty. As a killer, he likes dogs because he understands human nature. Before killing people, they would memorize the Bible long-windedly. First, they can only memorize this paragraph. Second, they want to show off their literacy. Third, they can alleviate some guilt. In the end, I was moved by a miracle from YY, and my outlook on life and values were completely subverted... Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha on the spot.
A boxer, who can kill a person with a few punches, is the same everywhere, and is sought after by thousands of people. The boss of the gang was also afraid that he would not be willing to fight fake punches for the sake of three melons and two dates because of his self-esteem. With a pair of fists and fearless, I met a "what are you looking at, what are you looking at" master at the bar of the gang boss, and finally found that he still didn't dare to do anything casually - they had a backstage. She works neatly outside, but when she gets home, she has to put up with a girlfriend who doesn't even let her take a shower, but she has to brush her teeth desperately after she finishes her mouth. The two people were not discussing how to go to hell, not how to kill people and steal money, but which one is more sexy, a round belly or a protruding belly... Thousands of warnings and ten thousand orders to this brainless girlfriend or forget the pocket watch. Riding a Harley anxiously preparing to take his girlfriend for a run, she was still there asking this and that, just insisting on calling a cool Harley a motorcycle. How many times do I TMD you to stop calling it a motorcycle. I used to have a girlfriend who always told me "use your fruit knife". Every time I have to correct her, "Please don't call it a fruit knife, please call it a Swiss Army Knife!" No matter how big a person is, life is full of these vulgarities and these vulgarities.
Boxer's father, national hero! Then you have to leave a souvenir for the child, which can only be hidden in the asshole. The lieutenant of Gao Dashuai also hid his pocket watch in his ass, so that he could fulfill the long-cherished wish of his comrade-in-arms. Behind the scenery, there are those who are very realistic and helpless and vulgar.
The perverted policeman, when we all thought he was another more vicious murderous demon without blinking an eye, found out that he actually used the nursery rhymes from our childhood when he actually chose who to "fuck" first... Otherwise, what would he choose? After a long time, the monster released was actually a little brother who was imprisoned, and the little brother was knocked out without doing anything. We thought he was going to drag the mob boss in for dismemberment, only to find out he just sodomized by pressing there. We think he's a big guy, but he's actually just a vulgar little guy.
What should the life of a drug dealer be like? In our hearts, when he eats, he should eat it with white flour, right? And the drug dealers here are like us. They like to watch soap operas happily while eating a meal, and they also buckle their noses. There is another goddess I have a crush on. I asked her for a photo, and she sent me a photo of herself picking her feet... I just asked her if you are picking feet too? She said, of course... The drug dealer's house actually keeps tropical fish. The drug dealer even wipes his sweat with a white handkerchief when he is nervous. A drug dealer even needs to read an entry-level reference book like the "Medical Guide" for an injection. Do you have any professional ethics and professionalism of professional drug dealers?
Male and female robbers, aggressive at the beginning of the robbery, toyed with everyone in the palm of their hands. Especially the female robber, who kept shouting "kill him, headshot directly". In the end, I was so frightened that I urinated directly. In fact, not everyone is so beautiful.
I'm usually very irritable. Why are there so many trivial things to deal with every day? Didn't God create me to do big things? Where is the TMD event? Who is the big thing? Why didn't you show up and let me do it? After reading Pulp Fiction, I suddenly and deeply understand a lot of life.
I once had a drink at a KTV with a top ten Chinese billionaire. He even cheated when he was drinking, and even secretly cheated when he was playing dice. She once had a long talk with a first-line female star all night. She said that her biggest trouble was that she didn't dare to fall in love in public, and she didn't dare to go out on the street casually when she was dressed in sloppy clothes. I once talked to the owner of a listed company worth billions. He said that he was cheated of tens of thousands of dollars by a successful training master, and asked me how to get back...
There are no heroes in the eyes of servants! Li Ao finally married the goddess Hu Yinmeng, but she filed for divorce because she accidentally discovered that the goddess was flushed with constipation when she was pooping. Whether it is a mob boss, a high-ranking politician, a popular star or a dream goddess, they are all just like us, living a mundane life, having low-level tastes, and encountering ordinary troubles.
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