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When Smaug dressed in local gold "Shake off the lead" soared into the sky and flew towards the gathering point of human beings at the foot of the mountain. The movie screen suddenly darkened, and an ominous thought flashed in my mind: won't it be the end?
In the end, it was really over.
Your uncle's! Isn't this cheating? Nagging for more than two hours, all kinds of elaborate foreplay, and finally you see the climax coming, you are grandly waiting for the big boss Smaog to fight with all the people, and then collapse with a vigor and vitality to Uncle Luke Evans Under the arrow, the lights suddenly come on, breaking your various dreams, and when you open your eyes, you find Aunt Sweeper standing in front of you, waving a broom and ruthlessly telling you: gone, let's see the ending next year.
A similar situation happened two weeks ago when I watched "The Hunger Games 2". The difference was that the Hunger Games had read the original book and knew where the expectations should end. I! Do not! Clothes! what!
Besides, the Hunger Games 2 is the ultimate Hunger Games round, what's up with you The Hobbit 2? Gandalf was still on display at the Orc Zoo, and the abandoned Legulas, still bleeding from the corners of his mouth, single-handedly chased after the Orc leader who had held him in his arms (I'm just faithfully describing the movie) , the elf girl and the dwarf man are still hesitating whether to engage in an interracial hybrid, the residents of the small fishing port are looking up to the shadow of the approaching Smaug, and Bilbo does not know if there is a gem in his pocket... Responsibility ended? To paraphrase that rude phrase, you have taken off your pants and you want me to see this? ! (Although I can understand with my toes, Gandalf will definitely use the golden finger to get out of trouble, because he lived to "The Lord of the Rings", Legulas is the same, Bilbo must have got the gem, Uncle Evans also It will definitely kill the dragon, but this does not mean that we can be satisfied with this "blank" ending that is full of meaning!!!)
What does it mean to be unkind? This is no! thick! road!
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ok. Let me take a breath after being a resentful woman, and seriously come to rant about the movie.
By the way, movie footage? That is not to say! Following the big scenes and shocking CG technology of Demon World and The Hobbit 1, it shows the Red Army, ah no, it is the beautiful scenery of the dwarf army on the way to climb the snowy mountains and cross the grass, and also add (basically invisible) advanced 3D technology. If you want to be picky: I don’t know if the 3D effect of domestic theaters will be better. Anyway, the screen effect of this small broken theater is too ordinary, and the dark forest section is so dark that you can almost see black shadows (but it is complete). Legolas had an unusually cold silhouette when he appeared), and the treasure room of the dungeon did not make people feel the dazzling light of gold all over the ground (hey, wake up and wipe your saliva...).
actor? Of course it's better! A look at the cast, yo, Watson and Holmes actually changed the venue during the "menopause" period of the detective Sherlock crew. Ugh, wait, where's Cumford? It seems that there is no face from the beginning to the end! Is it a half-orc? Looking closely at the cast and crew, it turned out that not only did he not show his face, but he was also divided into two parts. An ecstasy voice was the boss Long Shimao Ge (of course, only voice), and a graceful silhouette appeared less than three times. The bigger boss Sauron in seconds. Tsk tsk, what an important role, there are bosses! Director, why didn't you put on the poster in bold letters and say "Huan Fu Huasheng moved to the Hobbit to fall in love and kill each other"? The effect of attracting gold must be better! This year's economic crisis doesn't bring such cost savings and box office cheating...
As for the much-anticipated Orlando Bloom, huh, he's finally back, and he's not playing the legendary Legolas his dad, but Legolas he Dad's son. The long golden hair is still fluffy, and the fighting (playing handsome) skills seem to be more exquisite than the Lord of the Rings decades later (excuse me, what have you been doing in these decades?), and the armor look decisively adds 100,000 points (although Some close-ups will also vaguely make you feel heartache: the elves are really amazing, and they actually grew up in the age of the Lord of the Rings as a postquel...).
But Su, screenwriter, you must be jealous that this elf is so handsome, handsome and so perfect that he actually made the girl he longed for and a dwarf who was only as high as her chest fall in love at first sight! ! TMD why? Is it because the two of them talked all night through the bars, from poetry and songs to the philosophy of life? What was even more unbearable was that when the girl heard the news that the dwarf was shot by the arrow, she disobeyed the king and rushed out of the elf kingdom. Legolas found her by the stream, and the girl looked back and smiled: I knew you would come. I'll give it a go, sister paper, you are full of anger, and the spare tire should not be too high-end and high-grade! And then, when choosing to go with Xiao Lai, who needs to face a group of vicious orcs alone, or stay behind to take care of the dying dwarf, the girl chose the dwarf without hesitation! At that time, my heart had already run wildly over 500 grass-mud horses! Can this diaosi's counterattack be more inspiring? ! Poor Xiao Lai, I finally understand why you look at Uncle Aragorn so affectionately in The Lord of the Rings. Decades ago, you understood that women are all scum, and only friends are eternal! I'm in tears if I talk too much...
um, I'm done complaining. In the end, this movie is actually really good, at least a lot better than 1, it is full of epic sense, and it is strongly recommended to watch it! This way, I won't be the only one who has to worry about the tail-cutting plot for a year...
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