There's something scary that makes you feel fucking scary

Einar 2022-04-19 09:01:05

The history of the earth is very long, and people who are not good at geography will go to the history books to find the answer. In fact, the division of the earth's age is written in the geography textbook of the middle school.

Compared with the Triassic and the Cretaceous, because of the birth of a movie, the Jurassic - is very memorable.

It was still in the early 1990s, junior high school, a long time ago, like the Jurassic period of my life, quietly waiting to develop.

Back then, there was no 4K, no Blu-ray, no 1080P, or even DVD.

The roaring and spinning in the 8-speed optical drive is the VCD that often gets stuck.

Although "Jurassic Park" was the first time to use CG computer technology to restore these ancient creatures with claws and claws on a movie screen, dinosaurs were not unfamiliar and scary things for boys of that era.

For the first time in my memory, I met this group of former earth overlords. If you are the same age as me, it should be almost in "Transformers".

The Decepticons have Hercules, and the Autobots have the five dinosaur brothers - Slag, Sludge, Howl, Flying Mark, and Steel Rope.

The girls thought they were ugly, so we hugged the TV and shouted: Emma, ​​you are handsome~

Triceratops, Brontosaurus, Stegosaurus, Pterosaurs and Tyrannosaurus Rex, it is these five classic Jurassic species for our mentally handicapped childhood literacy.

right! Their smiles are so cute, their big mouths are summer flowers in full bloom, their small eyes sparkle with enchanting light, they are the seeders of childhood fantasies, they are the vanguard of the pursuit of science and organization...

So, when Spielberg brought this group of creatures to the screen. After shaking the mouse, I clicked the play button, and watched the group of childhood dream partners cloned through DNA restoration technology, then reproduced and grew, and finally ran in Nabra. On the vast grass in Er, I really want to throw off the bench and sing a song "The Most Dazzling National Style" by Phoenix Legend to pay tribute to their nirvana.

In two hours of adrenaline rush, all fear disappeared without a trace. What Tyrannosaurus rex attacked public toilets, what raptors hunted the kitchen... Although the theme of the "Jurassic" series is like "Diary of a Madman" written by Mr. Lu Xun, it is all about "cannibalism", but for the time and place As far as the youngsters are concerned, a more appropriate description should be a reality show of "Toy Story".

But the world has both love for no reason and hate for no reason.

Many girls and women hate this eloquent picture. We classify "Jurassic Park" as a sci-fi film with great interest, and they label such films as "horror".

Unfortunately, so does my wife.

At home, she would rather have me play romantic action movies than allow me to play revisited movies, including but not limited to the following movies - Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park II, Jurassic Ji Park III", "Godzilla", "Alfalfa Land" and

other husbands are secretly tucked away to watch porn, I can only wait for her to fall asleep, quietly open a small window, surrounded by headphones and my soul Dinosaurs reunited.

One summer, I couldn't help but want to watch The Mummy.

She asked with her big flashing eyes, "Is it scary?"

I played back the images of the desert Egyptian pharaoh frame by frame in my mind, and answered with certainty, "My dear, this movie is so good, it's not scary at all... "..."

However, before the foreplay of the movie was over, she slapped her and slapped it on my thigh, "Turn it off, it's horrible!!!"

So this year's "Jurassic World", I won't say anything. I took her there, I was really afraid of being beaten to death by her in the cinema.

This work undertakes the sequel to the previous trilogy, bringing the world of dinosaurs from the mosaic definition to the real full-HD realm in one fell swoop, and even in order to create a gimmick, in the KFC luxury lunch of this part, it also specially added Tyrannosaurus and Cang Dragons and many other brand new breeds.

Stars change, things are right and wrong. For more than 20 years, I have revisited the old place in the movie. If it were me, I would definitely wear a "Jurassic Park" theme shirt, hold a small flag and cry in my heart, "The carved fence and jade should still be there, it's just Zhu. Color change".

Someone asked me, I heard that the big dinosaurs in this movie bite one by one, and they bite into a human being. Is it scary?

Well, I was sitting alone in the dark that day, and the ghostly woman next door was startled and yelled, so that my popcorn scattered all over the floor, and the drink wet half of my pants.

Just in line with the old saying, there is a kind of cold call that your mother thinks you are cold.

There's also a kind of scary, you're fucking scary.

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Jurassic World quotes

  • [first lines]

    Karen: Boys, let's do this!

  • Vivian: Did you close the deal?

    Claire: Looks like it. Verizon Wireless presents the Indominus Rex.

    Lowery: Ugh, that is so terrible. Why not just go the distance, Claire, and just let these corporations name the dinosaurs? They got all the ball parks. Why stop there?